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Welcome
back to the return of the FOUR CORNERS- a look at the four biggest takeaways
from last nights Breaking Point show.
FFW
hit the ground running in 2015, with a Championship match, a dream main event,
a couple of new talents revealing themselves, and a discussion of the bosses
that has left quite a few people talking.
Oh,
and the legendary return of the Power X.
But
hey, I’m not here to toot my own horn (that’s what Twitter’s for). I’m here to give you all the lowdown of what
we just saw. So without further delay…
#1: DESTINY CAMPBELL IS THE BEST
ULTRAVIOLENCE CHAMPION SINCE CARA STONE
The
Ultraviolence Divison has been a realm of turmoil over the past couple of
years, with the belt changing hands seven times since the dawn of 2013- more
than any other title in the company.
After the seeming dominance of Cara and Camilla, it’s been a division of
chaos, where a reign’s been about as safe as your average forehead capillary in
a Crimson Masks match.
Kate
Steele did have an essence of longevity, but idea of Kate Steele being secure
in any role is almost an antithesis to her very being. Destiny, on the other hand (and the emergence
of Isabella as the UV commissioner may be helping this), has come almost
literally out of nowhere to become the new driving force of the division. Destiny’s won five of her last six (the only
loss coming to the Rudos, when she and Natalya found out that they have a long
way to go when it comes to the art of the screwjob), and with her victory over
Emma, she’s defeated the three most prominent names the divison’s had over the
past couple years.
Sylvia
Crowley’s apparently next on the Challenger Dockett, but I don’t see her being
capable of ending Destiny’s reign. Both
women are certifiably insane, but in wrestling, it helps if there’s a method to
your madness. Destiny has that- she’s as
calculating as they come, while Sylvia is just simply wildly neurotic. In a warzone like a flaming tables match, it
helps to be two steps ahead, and the poet’s shown herself adept at doing that,
while it’s tough to envision any scenario that involves Sylvia as going any
further than struggling to play catchup.
Destiny
was one of the biggest surprises of 2014, and not altogether a pleasant
one. But don’t be surprised if she
starts approaching longevity records in 2015, until we can find someone capable
of keeping up with her.
#2: KATE STEELE WILL BE THE EVOLUTION
CHAMPION IN 2015
Honestly,
how can she not be? Kate thrives on
screwing things up, and, well, nothing would screw up the second-highest
division in FFW more than Kate motherfucking Steele taking the reigns!
Here’s
the thing- Kate’s polarizing, and that’s the kindest thing you can say about
her personality. But the maturity she’s
developing in the ring is hard to overlook, no matter how much we want to. She’s gone from losing twice as many matches
as she won in 2013 to having a winning record in 2014. While I don’t see her being dominant in 2015,
the fact of the matter is, if she can put enough together to nab a couple UV
reigns in the past couple years, why can’t she do the same in the Evo
division?
Either
way, Kate’s big audition comes in two weeks, when she faces the champion
herself in a nontitle match. If she can
beat Easter, or even force the champ into desperation tactics, she’ll be well
on her way. If not- it’s going to be a
much longer, harder road.
But
when has Kate done the easy way in anything?
#3: YEAH THAT VOTE WAS RIGGED.
Here’s
the thing. I’m a political guy, and I
follow elections quite closely. There’s
a district in my home state of Washington- the 7th, to be
precise. The district comprises most of
inner Seattle, including Queen Anne’s hill, Pike Place, the International
District, and SoDo. It is one of the
most fanatically liberal Democrat Party strongholds in the country, hasn’t ever
elected a Republican, and won’t for another 100 years. You can’t even wear red in the 7th
around election time without being spit on and having coffee dumped on your
head.
I
say this, because the 7th Representative, Jim McDermott, only won
that district with 80% of the vote. And
there is no way in fucking HELL that Cody Kincaid (13%) is less popular among
the FFW Faithful than a Republican is on First Hill (19.5%). Never in a million years.
Seems
to me if you’re going to rig a vote, you’d have yourself winning with 51-52% of
it, so it looks a little more legit.
Putting yourself to a 6-1 margin?
Nope. That’s third world dictator
level horseshit.
At
least all accounts suggest that Samantha Star doesn’t take much stock in the
vote after what she just saw. She gave a
fair, yet brutal review of both her charges last night, and should stick with
her own instinct, not with any shock poll that was clearly not on the level.
#4: EIGHTEEN DAYS
It
seems weird to be thinking about a Velocity nearly three weeks away now, with
three entire shows between now and then, but this show coming up on the 29th
is just too damn big to be ignored. You
saw the intensity in all four women’s faces last night as the show drew to a
close. I was standing ringside, and I
could feel it. Even Wendy Briese, the
biggest proponent of not fighting outside of matches you could get in FFW,
seemed on the verge of just leaping at someone and just wildly swinging. None of these women like each other that
much, and when you’re upping the stakes the way Cody’s done… it’s creating
almost stunning tension.
You
throw in a Val-Scarlett match, and this becomes, quite literally, the most
intense television show in FFW history.
Never before has the FFW Champion and THREE guaranteed contenders
competed on the same night, along with two more having opportunities to play
their way back into title shots of their own.
Scarlett will be the champion on January 30th, but she might
find herself drowning in challengers far more than she could have ever
expected.
As
for you guys, all I can recommend is that you go to the bathroom early, and
have your snacks and drinks all prepared out.
You’re looking at a goddamn wild show.
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