2014 POWER X-TRAVAGANZA (Part 1)

IN LOVING MEMORY OF THE BUKKAKE BEAR GIRL (2013-2014)

When I said this was going up simultaneously, I wasn’t fucking kidding, was I?

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the 2014 Power X-Ttraveganza.  Just like last year, we’ve once again compiled a list of every single wrestler to set foot in an FFW ring.  And over the next ten installments, we’re going to work our way up to the numero uno position to see just who was the top Femme Fatale of 2014!

It’s the least I can do for you after taking dang near a year off from this thing.

Anyways, the rules are simple.  If you competed on a Velocity, Breaking Point, Pay-Per-View, or Future Shock PPV (not the actual FS competitions) at all in 2014, you’re ranked.  Ranks are based on wins, losses, titles held, booking frequency, and overall impact on the fans and fellow wrestlers in the company.  SVW does not count, nor does the number of pictures you post or times you profess the love of your significant other on Twitter.  Sorry.  The Power X is, and always has been a results orientated place, and that is how we fucking like it.

So without further adieu, it’s time to get things rolling!  Pull up a  chair, batten down the hatches, and let’s get ready for the biggest countdown of the year, which starts at, oddly enough… 100.

#100: THE MEN

Okay, this isn’t really a ranking, but as we ended up with 99, I figured add one more and let the guys have some credit too.  So here’s a shoutout to all the men who sucked it up and got in an FFW ring to tangle with the ladies.  Specifically, Leander Apollo, Alex Adonis, Tommy Patton, Andrew Marx, and Ryan Sheffield.  All of you were brave souls for entering the estrogen jungle (even if Andy had to be dragged kicking and screaming), and hats off to you.

#99: HEATHER JEWEL

2014 Record: 0-1

2014 saw a remarkably low amount of one-and-doners, but Heather certainly was one.  She showed up on the February 27 edition of Velocity, lost handily to Fujiko Mine, and was never heard from again until now.  Enjoy the recognition while you’re flipping burgers, Heather!

#98: TAYLOR HEAFY

2014 Record: 0-1

Taylor never officially signed an FFW contract, but she did participate in the Future Shock Season 14 Battle Royal at Byte This VI in May.  Sadly, she was the first eliminated in the battle royal, and only lasted a couple of weeks longer, falling out in fifth due to a rare in-competition elimination.

#97: VERONICA TAYLOR

2014 Record: 0-1

Sometimes it pays to have that too cool for school attitude, and sometimes… it makes you look like a complete and utter jackass.  It was the latter for Taylor, who came in, talked a big game with her bitchiness and fashion, and was promptly taken out by Fujiko Mine, to never be heard from again.

#96: ELISSA HEAFY

2014 Record: 0-1

It’s not often that losing your one and only match actually changes public perception for the better, but such is the case with Elissa, who took a mirror to the face courtesy of Skye Armani in a Season 16 preview match.  Before that, Elissa was considered an obnoxious bitch.  After that, a far more friendly and humble side of her came out.  Elissa has a chance to make a bigger name for herself in 2015 as she teams with Tifa to form Heafy United 2.0!

#95: MIA HEAFY

2014 Record: 0-1

Told you it was a bad night to be a Heafy.  Don’t worry though- you won’t be seeing Tifa for at least a couple days.  Mia suffered the same loss Elissa did, although didn’t have to eat a mirror, so there’s that positive.  Either way, she elected to pass the Heafy United torch on to Tifa, and take her newfound publicity elsewhere.

#94: HELGA

2014 Record: 0-1

Okay, who forgot about the Shrieking Behildabeast showing up for an alumni match at Future Shock Redemption? Either way, Helga was actually surprisingly decent in a non-fall triple threat loss to Mel Avilo, although she decided to blame ring announcer Gabrielle Crimson for the defeat (just because, we guess).  Sadly, that match never took place, as rumors of Helga’s signing never materialized.

#93: SHAELIN O’HARA

Ranked 96^th in 2014

2014 Record: 0-2

Sadly, Shaelin’s bold mid-January claim that she would be FFW Champion by the end of the year never really came to fruition… or got off the ground.  Despite constantly running her mouth with threats she had no hope of possibly backing up, Shaelin lost to Lilly Sheffield at One Night Stand, Summer a couple weeks later, and never heard from again, going down in history as one of the dumbest wrestlers to have ever graced Femme Fatale Wrestling. Only the fact that she actually managed to stick around long enough to lose a second time keeps her off the bottom.

#92: HEATHER STRIPES

2014 Record: 1-0

The more forgettable half of The Pretty Dangerous, Heather helped her partner Skye beat the Heafy’s in a Season 16 Preview Match.  However, their actions ultimately cost them, as they were easily the first team removed from the competition thanks to immense fan backlash.  Heather disappeared after that, and whether she resurfaces remains to be seen.

#91: CRYSTAL HATE

Ranked 61^st in 2013

2014 Record: 0-1

I’m not sure what the record for most losses in FFW history is, but I know that with 29, Crystal Hate is definitely up there.  Crystal’s swansong came in her first and only match 2014, a losing effort to Mercedes Vargas at One Night Stand.  After that,she took off for SVW, hoping for greener pastures.

UP NEXT: More one and doners!  Hey, look!  Destiny Loveheart wasn’t dead last!  Psychos galore!  And a familiar face with a name we haven’t seen in a VEEEEEEWWWWWWY WONG TIME!