SHOW RANKINGS: Breaking Point 9.7.13

AH COME ON REF!  SHE'S CLEARLY FAKING IT!

Well, for once FFW managed to go into Australia and leave without some major catastrophe befalling the company, so there's a plus.  Actually, we did come close, thanks to a blatantly stupid and unprofessional case of Goldbricking, and quite honestly, a horrible officiating protocol that nearly cost the rightful winner the match.  You got my full rant on Twitter a couple days ago, but seriously- stop the match and award it to the uninjured wrestler.  And yes, it should be a title winning victory.  Or, better yet, just let them pin them.  After all, that only takes three seconds, and eliminates all controversy. 

Moot point now, but we could be setting up an absolute disaster one way or another in the future unless we fix this.

Anyways, rant over!  To the rankings!    

1. KELLY MCGUFFIN- Four match winning streak and whatever bugaboo she's had about the Williams Clan seems to be dead and gone.  That's a lot of momentum for Kelly to be riding into her doing absolutely nothing at Sin & Sacrifice. 

2. JODIE GRAY- Jodie's netted the best scalp of her career with that win over Emma.  Combined with her win in the Future Shock Cup, that's a lot of momentum for Jodie to be riding into her facing Michelle Taylor and LOL SPOILER ALERT ITS CHARITY DEAS. 

3. ARABELLA BLACK- The good news is that Arabella now has a three match winning streak.  The bad news is that two of those wins came in April.  Still, if its humanly possible to go from Zero to Evolution Division in a single night, Bella just did it. 

4. METEORA- Anger Management proved no match for the might of Meaty.  Which is actually a shame, considering she might need some when the USA stomps El Tri bloody Tuesday night in Columbus. 

5. CRYSTAL HILTON- Crystal Hilton is a good wrestler.  Crystal Hilton is a horrible actress.  The only thing she is convincing at is lying on the ground pretending to be injured.  If anyone buys for a second this whole "I lost to Kelly and therefore suck" act... 

6. STARDUST- While I can certainly appreciate the Rudos "Always together since the barrio" mentality, is there anyway possible we could get some posters with just Dusty on them?  Meteora... kind of drags down the appeal. 

7. EMMA MACNAMARA- Don't worry folks.  Emma's just going through one of her slumps again.  SHe'll snap out of it once she faces Cara St... oh. 

8. PENNY BUCHANAN- Now that that unpleasantness is over and done with, Penny can start focusing on some real, obtainable goals.  Like netting her first title. She certainly seems ready enough in that case. 

9. REBECKA HATE- The only drawback to Becky getting into a No-DQ match is that it wasn't against Laura Steele.  If Becky ever seriously gets tired of dealing with Frosted Steel's bullshit, the UV division is wide open for her. 

10. KATHERINE STRYFE- Kat (who's a Grand Slam Champion, btw), has lost four of her last five, with the only win coming over Shane Sanders.  She seems quite adamant about getting her Evolution rematch, although she might want to find a pick me up first. 

11. TIFA HEAFY- THe new girl is on the board!  Tifa's taken her first win, in a big way, defeating newcomer Taryn Robinson.  That should give her a good confidence boost heading into Sin & Sacrifice and her showdown with International Incident. 

12. TARYN ROBINSON- Taryn's debut wasn't what she was hoping for, but it was infinitely better than what I was expecting.  I love it when I'm proven wrong in ways like this.  Robinson belongs in FFW, and she'll be making some noise (and a lot higher positions in future SR's) very soon. 

13. APRIL EVANS- Thinking time for April, as it's clear by now that the Anger Management experiment has failed, and both women would be better served going singles exclusively.  Here's an idea for a spark that April obviously needs- put her in the fifth Chase for the Crown.  We're due to hae one, after all. 

14. SOPHIA BLACK- Come on, Sophia!  You're better than that!  You finally get a no DQ match where you can branch out, and you drop the ball!  She gets another one at Sin & Sacrifice.  She'd best deliver there.