MEME MONDAYS Lights It Up

HEY KIDS, IF YOU SMOKE THESE, YOU TOO CAN GET INDUCTED INTO THE HALL OF FAME!

#MEMEMONDAYS back again (Wednesday this time!) with another lighthearted look at the goings on of Femme Fatale Wrestling through the portrayals of various images that may or may not be edited by MS Paint.  Think of it as performance art, except I'm not half-naked on a street corner covered in glitter to demonstrate the horrors of war. 

Anyways, we here at Meme Mondays are proud to present our NEWEST feature... THE MICHELLE TAYLOR DUMPSTER FIRE!

Now that Michelle somehow is back in FFW (on a per day basis), well, we're going to see how long the most spectacular burning trash heap in company history stays lit.  It's simple.  Every time Michelle loses a match, we add another gas can to the inferno.  I have a feeling it's gonna get really crowded up there in a couple weeks.  Check back next week to see the Crystal Hate gas can!

So... this happened...

And how the fuck did ANYONE know that it was going to be LIGHTNING needing that advice?  But Lightning came in a teensy overconfident, and sure enough, one roll-up later, she's Candi's fourth (and by FAR biggest) victory of her four month career.  Egg on face?  

Yeah, egg on face. 

Of course, this means that now Candi is suddenly in line for a TELEVISION TITLE SHOT after Unstoppable.  Which means Candi COULD very well be holding an FFW belt before the following people.

Aimee Easter*

Alysson Gardner*

April Evans

Claire Black

Gigante*

Hanna Elliot

Jessika Hexstar

Jo McFarlane

Jodie Gray*

Kate Steele*

Kelly McGuffin

Kinsey Robinson

Misty Whitmore

Penny Buchanan*

Stephanie Sullivan

Trinity

*Provided they don't pick one up at Unstoppable. 

So... yeah...

And no, I have no idea how that picture of Zeus got there either. 

 

Meanwhile..

BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHO ELSE KICKED CANADIAN ASS ON THE FOURTH OF JULY?   GEORGE MOTHERFUCKING PATTON, THATS WHO!*

*They were probably really Nazis, but same diff, right? 

That's MEME OF THE WEEK shit right there, yo. 

And capping it off... get afraid, Undine.

Get very, very afraid.

There's could be five damsels tied to the tracks at Unstoppable.  That could get pretty damn messy, indeed.

NEXT WEEK: Desirae Kain learns that there's another kind of streak that doesn't involve losing!  Jo McFarlane's blood runs through the streets of Lexington!  Samara Steele and Hayley Dark have tea and crumpets!  Club CK VIP and Hexstar get psycho.  OH MY GOD THE MICHELLE TAYLOR DUMPSTER FIRE IS OUT OF CONTROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!