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Happy Canada Day, everyone!

Today we celebrate the 146th Anniversary of Canada's (kinda-sorta-notreally) independence from the United Kingdom.  It's a day of national pride for our neighbors to the north, and we're sure that they will be partying every bit as hard as the nation with the 228th most dense population knows how to:  Dog sled races.

In honor of Canada day, we celebrate their national sport with three of their national icons in FFW doing what they do best.

Strategically placed hockey sticks FTW.

Laura Steele debuted in FFW, and lost to a suddenly red-hot Jo McFarlane.  That wasn't a surprise, although the fact that she tried to sing "Rule Britannia" during the match and her manager broke out a tea set and record player were definite eye openers.  It was all very Gilbert and Sullivan-esque

Laura Steele is now FFW's Modern Major General.  BECAUSE WHEN IT COMES DOWN BETWEEN VICTORY AND BEING CLASSY WE GO WITH CLASS EVERY FUCKING TIME, GODDAMMIT!   

All in all, it was a rough night to be a Steele.  Kate wrestled Emma MacNamara in a strap match.  It didn't go well.  And now Kate's in the hole against Emma, who is still refusing to call Kate by name.  Luckily Todd (the nice one who's Kate's husband, not the complete douche who was Crystal's) has a solution.

I seriously cannot WAIT for Unstoppable now.  Maybe Penny, Diney, Gia, and Alysson can get in on it too, and we can have an entire match of people just calling each other "Hey You!"

All in all though, I dig the idea, and am more than willing to help Kate and Todd out.  So I tell you what.  We're gonna open up the Power X suggestion box for what name Kate can call Emma instead of Emma.  DM or PM or Email or whatever it to me, and I'll be putting the winners up next week.

Capital One Mascot Challenge?  Awesome

Future Shock Season 11?  Awesome

Combining the Two?  GOLDMINE!

I can't wait for this season. 

And finally we have our MEMES OF THE WEEK.  All eyes last week were on the main event, Bounce & Pounce against Anger Management.  A very high strung affair to say the least, given that the war of words between the two teams got ugly and personal (and was not in any way shape or form because of this blog).  We all knew going in that the stakes were high, yet simple, with gold for the winners, and egg on their face for the losers. 

And that's exactly what we have today. 

NEXT WEEK: Kate gets a pet name for Emma!  The Pain Train tries to run through Water!  USA vs. Canada on the Fourth of July! Pollaski turns 31!  Candi becomes a Lightning Rod!  HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK THE HUMANITY MICHELLE TAYLOR YOU MONSTER!