MEME MONDAYS Is Well Hung

WHO WANTS TO PLAY DUCK DUCK GOOSE?! 

Welcome back to #MEMEMONDAYS, where we tackle the goings on of FFW by using visual imagery that looks like it was created by an epileptic six year old.  Last show before Unstoppable is in the can, and well... Sophia Black did not have a good night. 

So, yeah.  Sophia, who tried to more or less murder Neon Riley on live television a couple weeks ago, got hoisted on her own petard, and ended up being a bit on the hung side herself, left feet dangling off the ground for a good three or four minutes, ironically, thanks to Neon (who also got her disqualified).  On the bright side, Sophia's goal was to make Jo bleed, and that did happen in copious mounts.  

Meanwhile, in the talent gutter..

Michelle faces Candi at unstoppable, and has also gotten on the bad side or Penny Buchanan and Wendy Briese.  In short, we're gonna need a LOT of gas cans here as the dumpster fire just keeps on burning. 

Crystal Hilton won the main event over Sophie Richards, to extend her winnings streak to four and get some serious momentum behind her.  A good thing too, because her day job... well...

Kelly McGuffin may or may not have had anything to do with that.  MEME OF THE WEEK right there, yo. 

It was gonna go to the Caroline Dallins gingerfro...

 

But that's just too scary.  And is probably going to get me beaten up. 

Meanwhile, the Future Shock Cup fields been announced.  But there's only seven women, which is a prime number, and those are the worst numbers to deal with when trying to set up a tournament, because trust me on this I know math.  I heard rumors about a battle royal, but I guess some snag ups have hit.  Of course, you could always just make it a standard single elimination tournament, but that would mean... PROBLEM SOLVED.

Which is certainly better than what Season 11 got for an eighth. 

I AM VERY UPSET AND CANNOT PERFORM WHEN IM UPSET!

And finally...

You'd think this would go without saying, but you'd be surprised at who hasn't grasped the concept yet.  Of course, when all else fails, just blame Scarlett Kincaid.  She's cool with it, really. 

NEXT WEEK: The very special Meme Mondays Unstoppable Preview!