POWER X- April 4

Once again, its time for wrestling manager and analyst Daniel Pollaski to go over the news, reviews, and previews of Femme Fatale Wrestling! All content is the sole opinion of the author and does not reflect the views of Femme Fatale Wrestling, its wrestlers, or administration. Or Wendy Briese, for that matter, so don’t go jumping her in the hallway if you get butthurt about this. Bitch.

The Power-X’s inspirational thought of the week:

The ball is tipped
And there you are
You're running for your life
You're a shooting star
And all the years
No one knows
Just how hard you worked
But now it shows...
In one shining moment, it’s all on the line
In one shining moment they’re frozen in time
But time is short
And the road is long
In the blinking of an eye
That moment's gone
And when it's done
Win or lose
You always did your best
Cuz inside you knew...
That in one shining moment, you reached deep inside
One shining moment, you knew you were alive
- “One Shining Moment” Luther Vandross

Hey kids!

Yes, indeed, the rumors of my demise have been greatly, greatly exaggerated.  I mean, yeah, I was thrown off the stage by a three hundred pound radioactive mutant from the Ukraine that just so happens to be my client’s brother.  But Canada has a really, really good medical system.  So yup, I’m alive.  And typing.  And hopefully going to be cleared to get back in the ring in the next month or so.  Until then, I’m on rest, recuperation, and physical therapy to help heal up my shoulder.
Anyways, this past weekend, two of the biggest events of the year in sports went down.  Of course, there was the NCAA College Basketball Final Four, and Chaos Theory.  Needless to say, there were some serious butts rooted to couches last Saturday Night.

And just like the NCAA Tournament finishes with “One Shining Moment”, it’s a fitting thing in this end of the sporting world as well.  After all, we had several shining moments throughout the massive event.  Women such as Kasey Summers, Lumina Ferrari, Eileen Amaro, and Alysson Gardner walked away with moments that will surely come to help define their careers in the future.  You look at the expression on the face of Lumina, or Alysson, or the girls of Pink Inc, and you understand just what this sport is all about.  It’s moments like that that make you glad to be in this business.  There were other moments that weren’t so inspiring, but we’ll get to that later.

So now, it’s time to introduce a NEW section to the Power X Column... and that’s something I call Four Corners.  Basically, four observations and opinions that I feel I have to make, that don’t necessarily translate into my wekly rankings or awards.

So, ladies and gentlemen... brace yourselves.  I’m not going to be diplomatic here.

1. THE MAIN EVENT OF CONVICTION WILL BE AN EMBARRASSMENT
Before Stacey Mackenzie could even hold up her title after successfully defending it against Scarlett Kincaid, Mark Horton was gushing over the airwaves that the main event for our next PPV, Conviction on May 26, was set to go.  Kaitlynn Stryfe against the Queen Machine.  Round 3.  Hardcore War.  Everyone popped.  Tickets were bought.  And apparently I’m one of the few who sees the enormous thundercloud brewing on the horizon here.

Don’t get me wrong.  This isn’t about Kitty or Jenny’s ability.  They’re both incredible wrestlers, and, under normal circumstances, FFW Championship contenders.  And we have been treated to two amazingly brutal matches, neither of which has achieved a satisfactory ending.  All the places are in place for a rematch.  And there should be one, and a hardcore war seems fitting.  But making it the spotlight match this company is going to focus on for the next two months?

Alexander Stryfe is Kaitlynn’s husband.  Anthony Gambini was just seen leaving the arena with Jennifer in hand.  What do these two men have in common?  Let’s see... Stryfe has a minor stake in SVW. Gambini’s the former head of SVW.  Both men have been absolutely manipulative and vindictive, and have stopped at nothing to screw over anyone they view as a rival.  You think FFW as a whole doesn’t fall into that category?  And you think now that each man’s girl has their toe in the spotlight of a show that will have the ENTIRE world looking at us, they’re not going to try and take advantage?

If whoever the fuck is in control upstairs has any brains whatsoever, Gambini and Stryfe would be banned from all FFW shows until after Conviction is over.  Don’t let these parasites into the limelight.  Don’t even give them a chance.   At least then, if we’re going to be humiliated, it’ll be the wrestlers themselves jeopardizing their career over it.  Anything else is just too risky.


2. MISS DEMEANOR CAN GO FUCK HERSELF AND THE HORSE SHE RODE IN ON
When this whole “Stars Will Tremble” bullshit got started, I spent a good while wondering just who the person who’d be coming to FFW might be, and I have to say, Miss Demeanor DID cross my mind.  But I dismissed it, because I was under the impression that it was going to be a BIG name.  And maybe it’s just because I’ve only been around these parts for a year, and that year was strikingly Miss Demeanor free.  I’ll admit, the fans sure did get loud when they saw her return.

And it’s about time SOMEONE stood up to Samantha Star.  I mean, seriously, the only thought process the woman can actually register is use whatever clout she has to shut anyone who might be critical of her up.  It’s something she does again, and again, and again, ad motherfucking nauseum.  And no one yet has had the guts to call her out on it.

Sure, we get the occasional defiance.  Isabella tried something, but then disappeared quicker than a cat with a flashlight on it.  And Wendy sure talked a nice big game right before Chaos Theory, but let’s face it... Wendy’s a natural teacher’s pet, rebellion just isn’t her thing.  And even if she does anything, I strongly doubt there’d be many people with the guts to back her up.

But before we all cream our boxers over the sight of Miss Demeanor taking batting practice on security guards, let’s stop and remember one thing:  A nice big chunk of this is her fault.  Samantha’s always been an egomaniacal, power hungry bitch, but she’s acted like she’s had a fuggin’ mandate for the better part of the last year.  Y’know, since about the time she completely humiliated Nicholas Flaherty and SVW at the last Conviction Show?  When she established FFW as the top wrestling company in the world with that one single match?

And..um... who got her that win?

That’s right.  Psycho McBitcherton herself, who betrayed SVW joined team FFW, got the win, and then got shitcanned.  So is that why she’s back?  Because Samantha betrayed her like she betrayed Flaherty?  Yawn.  She’s a mercenary, she became one the moment she sold out, and mercenaries are inherently disposable.  So yeah, woo hoo, someone wants to kill Samantha Star.  But it’s a sad state of affairs in the FFW locker room if the women have to rely on this cow to lead the way.


3. IF SCARLETT KINCAID IS NOT THE OFFICIAL #1 CONTENDER, SHE SHOULD BE ON THE SHORTLIST
There was one tweet on Sunday evening that there was to be a rematch for the FFW Championship on free television.  Funny enough, nothing else has been said about the matter since then, other than that Samantha Star suddenly wants all title shots approved by her (yet another power trip).  So is Scarlett the #1 contender or not?  If not?  Who is?  And either way... shouldn’t she be?

Yeah, I’m fully aware that Scarlett has been in two of the last three championship matches, and I’m fully aware that she lost both times.  But she’s been so damn close both times (a lot closer than the other involvee in the title picture, that’s for sure).   I for one would love to see Mrs. Kincaid get one more go round.

And really... who el0se is there?  You could say Chunks or Tara, but precedent has shown that reigning champions traditionally don’t challenge for the FFW Championship, unless its part of an event like the Femme For All.  Sophie has a great winning streak, but at the same time, she’s faced TV title participants.  The upper divisions are a whole different ball of wax.  Both Kaitlynn Stryfe and Queen Machine are legit, but if you can’t trust them in a nontitle main event.  You really want the pride and joy of this company to be on the line?   Of course there’s Wendy, but at this point, she’s so pissed at Starla McCloud, she’s pinpointed on that No Surrender Belt.  That leaves... Scarlett Kincaid, Katherine Stryfe, and Crystal Hilton.

Gee, I know who’d I’D choose between those three.

Obviously, there probably should be some sort of process to determine the next #1 Contender, be it a match, tournament, battle Royal, whatever.  But the redhead Cajun needs to be in that mix, until she either proves she can’t keep up with Mackenzie, or someone else proves more worthy.


4. BOUNCE & POUNCE SHOULD BE INSULTED
I’m all for the wellness policy, and if drug testing is deemed necessary, then so be it.  But by now, it has been well established that the situation that lead to the vacating of the Unity Tag Team Belts and their suspension was beyond their control.  Why the hell we’re punishing them when SOMEONE ELSE spiked Ignis’ drink in a nightclub is beyond me.  This is not saying the belts shouldn’t have been vacated, or a suspension initiated- it was the correct decision with the evidence available at the time.  But knowing what we now know, its plain and simple.  What happened to B&P was bullshit, plain and simple.  

So why in the hell do Hayely and Ignis not only have to earn back something they never should have lost in the first place, they have to earn an opportunity to even face for them?  Tis a definite “Fuck You” to one of the most entertaining and enjoyable teams we’ve seen in FFW to date, especially considering how their first match with Pink, Inc. went.  

I know, I know.  If they’re going to be the champion, they’d have to beat whoevers put in front of them, right?  And they SHOULD beat Kimberly Aries and her shadow, but every match opens the potential for something to happen, whether it’s an injury, an upset, or a flat out screw job, and Bounce & Pounce shouldn’t have been subjected to it in this situation. It’s probably a minor quibble, one that will become moot in a couple weeks anyways, but still, I just can’t miss the lack of respect being shown here.

So since I’m done ranting here, what say we get on with a bit of rankings.  Forty-five make the list, same as last week, but we do watch Hanna Elliott and Claire Black drop off.  Eliott’s not that much of a surprise- she just doesn’t seem to have the ability to hang with the rest of the girls in FFW, so she seems lost now that her “ooh, I’m a webcam princess” schtick’s lost its novelty.  Claire, however, is a bit more unfortunate.  This is someone that has been enjoyable to watch, both in SVW and FFW, and I hope we get more of an opportunity to see the first boxer/wrestler hybrid to climb the FFW ladder.  Of course, that also means two newcomers.  They shall be dealt with accordingly.

#45- CHARITY DEAS [=]
#44- WHITLEY MERCER [-3]
#43- SARAH PEEK [+1]
#42- DANIELLE MASON [NEW]
#41- ALYSSA FOXWORTH [+2]

Obviously, there’s just one highlight here- the brilliant performance of Danielle Mason.  Okay, she wasn’t very good.  But she didn’t have to be.  She’s not a wrestler, she’s a personal assistanat, and a damn good one at that.  But she was good enough to beat Whitley Mercer, who apparently is so beyond retarded she got disqualified.  In the easiest match in FFW history.  That’s like Deas and Peek level of failure kids. Which is why she just so happens to be sandwiched between them.  Excuse me why I go and laugh some more at this Nate McFarlane lookalike contest reject.

#40- STEPHANIE SULLIVAN [+2]
#39- ALLISON DEAS [=]
#38- SABRA NICOLYEV [NEW]
#37- LIGHTNING [-1]
#36- ALLISON WRIGHT [-2]

Expect Sabra to be ranked higher in the future, she definitely shows promise, but just came up short against Jo McFarlane.  Meanwhile, Allison Deas and Lightning were set to be off this weeks installment as per eligibility rules, but were added last minute thanks to the news that they would be facing each other at Conviction.  Apparently FFW’s matchmaking thought process right now is to go for a rematch first, and then force the most unlikeable people on the roster to fight each other next.  Speaking of unlikeable, Allison Wright drops a couple spots after coming up short against Emma McIntyre for the second straight PPV.

#35- ARABELLA DE ROSSI [-2]
#34- TABATHA BELMONT [-3]
#33- ELIZABETH BLACKWELL [+7]
#32- SHANE SANDERS [=]
#31- JODIE GRAY [-3]

Youch, not a happy group here.  Save for Blackwell, who beat Tabatha Belmont for what I think is her first non-Deas related victory here in FFW.  Obviously, this is one rivalry that’s going to be getting a third contest.  Arabella’s backslide continues, and only gets worse with the sudden departure of her partner (more on that later).  And Jodie Gray got caught in the mayhem of the Fatal Four Way, and it cost her dearly.  Brighter days likely await for these ladies.

#30- MIKALEA DEMIDOV [+5]
#29- REBBECCA VALENTINE [-5]
#28- ARIANNA MILLAR [+9] *UNITY TAG TEAM CHAMPION*
#27- KIMBERLY ARIES [+2]
#26- CRYSTAL HATE [=]

Arianna gets her customary big jump after winning the tag belts with Desi, which will likely be followed by her customary slide back down after Pink Inc drops them back to Bounce & Pounce.  Speaking of tag teams, how about Kimberly Aries, who NEARLY carried the likes of Stephanie Sullivan to the belts.  Take it from me, the moment Aries drops Steph, and breaks out on her own, is the day she becomes a force here.  Meanwhile, Mikalea Demidov keeps on chugging, beating the worst wrestlers the FFW has to offer, but somehow looking damn good doing it.  Maybe she’ll face some real competition soon, and gets a reality check.  Or maybe we get an epic battle of the undefeateds when she has a showdown with Dani Mason.  The possibilities are endless.

#25- JENNIFER WILLIAMS [-4]
#24- CARA STONE [-4]
#23- MELANIE AVILO [-5]
#22- JO MCFARLANE [+3]
#21- LUMINA FERRARI [+9]

Lumina is one of the genuine feel good stories of Chaos Theory.  She’s been getting closer and closer for months, but she finally got over the hump, beating three strong opponents to get herself a shot at the Television Championship- presumably against someone she’s already defeated.  Mel slides back as a result of the same match, while Jo gets a nice bump after her surprising win over Sabra.  On the bummer side, Cara’s picking herself up after the heartache of that TLC match, while Jennifer’s poison-pick against Tara went pretty much how we all expected it to.  

#20- CASEY ATHERTON [-7]
#19- ALYSSON GARDNER [+4]
#18- EILEEN AMARO [+4]
#17- EMMA MCINTYRE [+2]
#16- ISABELLA PAZZINI [-1]

Eileen pretty much exposed Casey at Chaos Theory, something that’s been a long time coming, and the two slide up and down accordingly.  Great win for Eileen, who’s finally getting some momentum back after a pretty gnarly early-yeaer slide.  Also sliding up is Alysson Gardner, who became the number one contender to the Ultraviolence Championship, although I’m certainly not holding my breath for her to beat Camilla.  And props to Emma McIntyre, who managed to survive Allison Wright a second time.

#15- CRYSTAL HILTON [-1]
#14- QUEEN MACHINE [-3]
#13- DESIRAE KAIN [+3] *UNITY TAG TEAM CHAMPION*
#12- COLLEEN [-5]
#11- SUMMER [+6] *TELEVISION CHAMPION*

After how many times she keeps getting her heart broken in that ring, it’s nice to see Desi with gold back around her waist, once again reclaiming the tag titles.  I had reservations about dropping Jenny three spots, considering she got royally hosed by Alexander Stryfe.  But then again, she’s sold out to Gambini, so to hell with her.  Also to hell with Colleen, who’s now suspended indefinitely thanks to failing a urine test.  It’s a shame she’s gone and derailed a promising career by chugging pill bottles, but hell its her life and career.  She can ruin it if she so chooses.  And how about Kasey Summers?  Winning a belt in FFW is hardly a small feat, but when you do it over someone like Sophie Richards, who’s been so damn hot the past few months, it’s definitely a head turner.  All the props in the world go out to her.

#10- KATHERINE STRYFE [=]
#9- KELLY MCGUFFIN [=]
#8- STARLA MCCLOUD [+4] *NO SURRENDER CHAMPION*
#7- SOPHIE RICHARDS [-1]
#6- WENDY BRIESE [-1]

So the two dethroned champions both drop a spot, and despite them both losing their belts, it just feels right.  Sohpie’s loss doesn’t feel so much like a defeat but rather an opportunity to move on.  And she deserves all the credit in the world for defending her belt like the champion she is, when all logic pointed to her dropping it, and moving on to more lucrative divisions.  And if you think that I’m going to drop Wendy Briese beneath Starla McCloud after THAT bullshit, you’re either an idiot or a member of Team Adonis.  But I repeat myself.

#5- KAITLYNN STRYFE [+3]
#4- SCARLETT KINCAID [-1]
#3- TARA THUNDER [+1] *EVOLUTION CHAMPION*
#2- CAMILLA PAZZINI [=] *ULTRAVIOLENCE CHAMPION*
#1- STACEY MACKENZIE [=] *FEMME FATALE CHAMPION*

Don’t think there’s too much to be surprised about here.  Stacey’s still the queen, she’s still on top.  Scarlett drops one after dropping her second shot at the FFW Championship, but only really because Tara put on an absolute masterpiece against Jennifer Williams.  I mean seriously, I almost teared up at that destruction.  And Kaitlynn Stryfe is back in the top 5.  That can’t be good for anyone.  Except Kaitlynn Stryfe, of course.

So now that the rankings are out of the way... well, how about a little bit of fun?   As you all know, a few months ago, at the end of the year, I unleashed the Power X-travaganza, which gave the overall rankings for all the FFW wrestlers in 2011 (at least since May).  Well, I’m keeping track again, but with a slight change to format.  Essentially, you no longer need to be in the top 25 to obtain points, and it’s based on the averages of percentages.  It’s a bit confusing, but trust me... it works.  

So, since we’re three months into the year, and just finishing wrapping up our second major PPV, why not a bit of an update on the overall standings for this year?

So...without further ado..

#60- Christine Smith (2 pts)
#59- Sophia Black (4 pts)
#58- Lisa Richardson (9 pts)
#57- Danielle Mason (9 pts)
#56- Sarah Peek (9 pts)
#55- Destiny Loveheart (11 pts)
#54- Traci Loveheart (15 pts)
#53- Sabra Nicolyev (18 pts)
#52- Charity Deas (21 pts)
#51- Sarah Richardson (27 pts)
#50- Charlotte Gage (40 pts)
#49- Whitley Mercer (43 pts)
#48- Allison Deas (51 pts)
#47- Claire Black (53 pts)
#46- Kara Harrington (55 pts)
#45- Kassandra (59 pts)
#44- Stephanie Sullivan (83 pts)
#43- Allison Wright (89 pts)
#42- Mikalea Demidov (103 pts)
#41- Alyssa Foxworth (105 pts)
#40- Raven Wicked (119 pts)
#39- Ignis (120 pts)
#38- Elizabeth Blackwell (122 pts)
#37- Lightning (139 pts)
#36- Rose Jenkins (150 pts)
#35- Hayley Dark (156 pts)
#34- Jodie Gray (170 pts)
#33- Arianna Millar (176 pts)
#32- Tabatha Belmont (178 pts)
#31- Kimberly Aries (196 pts)
#30- Hanna Eliott (211 pts)
#29- Arabella De Rossi (219 pts)
#28- Lumina Ferrari (245 pts)
#27- Shane Sanders (256 pts)
#26- Rebbecca Valentine (260 pts)
#25- Melanie Avilo (263 pts)
#24- Jo McFarlane (265 pts)
#23- Jennifer Williams (266 pts)
#22- Alysson Gardner (290 pts)
#21- Crystal Hate (305 pts)
#20- Cara Stone (332 pts)
#19- Eileen Amaro (343 pts)
#18- Emma McIntyre (379 pts)
#17- Summer (382 pts)
#16- Casey Atherton (411 pts)
#15- Desirae Kain (412 pts)
#14- Queen Machine (427 pts)
#13- Isabella Pazzini (434 pts)
#12- Starla McCloud (459 pts)
#11- Crystal Hilton (468 pts)
#10- Kelly McGuffin (476 pts)
#9- Katherine Stryfe (495 pts)
#8- Kaitlynn Stryfe (517 pts)
#7- Sophie Richards (519 pts)
#6- Colleen (520 pts)
#5- Wendy Briese (553 pts)
#4- Tara Thunder (553 pts)
#3- Scarlett Kincaid (568 pts)
#2- Camilla Pazzini (585 pts)
#1- Stacey Mackenzie (600 pts)

So, enough about the past, eh?  What say we look to the future?


VELOCITY- APRIL 12 FROM PORTLAND OREGON
Kendall Burke vs. Danni Thompson
TERMINATION MATCH FOR LOVEHEART: #30 Mikalea Demidov vs. Destiny Loveheart
#38 Sabra Nicolyev vs. #44 Sarah Peek
#13 Desirae Kain vs. #27 Kimberly Aries
Kara Harrington vs. Elizabeth Showtime
NO DISQUALIFICATIONS: #15 Crystal Hilton vs. #16 Isabella Pazzini

Well, obviously the focus of this show is Hilton vs. Pazzini, who are rematching their Parking Lot brawl from Cold Blooded.  Both women could definitely use a win, since Crystal beat Pazzini in that match, but hasn’t really beaten anyone else.  Expect this one to be fierce and brutal.  one I’m looking forward to is Kain/Aries.  Aries looks more and more promising by the week, and Desirae will be an EXCELLENT measure of just how good the Hawaiian is.  

Also looking to impress is Sabra, who had a disappointing debut, but can certainly set herself on the right track by killing Sarah Peek.  And I can’t believe I’m going to be rooting for Mika fuckin’ Demidov, but dear god, the prsopect of the Lovehearts being thrown out of FFW is just too good to pass up.  And two debuts take on each other. Pink Haired slut #3 Kendall Burke takes on Chicagoan Danni Thompson.  Oh, and Kara and Elizabeth will be in action to remind us they’re on the roster before both women disappear for the next three months.


BREAKING POINT- APRIL 21 FROM SEATTLE, WASHINGTON
#21 Lumina Ferrari vs. #31 Jodie Gray
#6 Wendy Briese vs. #44 Whitley Mercer
#10 Katherine Stryfe vs. #19 Alysson Gardner
#17 Emma McIntyre vs. #32 Shane Sanders
#18 Eileen Amaro vs. #41 Alyssa Foxworth
UNITY TAG TEAM #1 CONTENDERS: New York Crew (#27 Kimberly Aries & #40 Stephanie Sullivan) vs. Bounce & Pounce (Hayley Dark & Ignis)

WOO HOO!  FFW IN DANIEL POLLASKIS HOMETOWN!  YEAH!  You can bet your bottom dollar I’ll be at this one.  Anyways, I’ve already given my opinion on the main event here, and I stand by it.  Still, we should expect a decent match here, although it’ll once again depend on how much Aries can carry Sullivan.  In my opinion, the dead weight will be too much to overcome a dynamic, well oiled, fast paced team like Bounce & Pounce.  The rest of the show looks promising as well, although we can expect one sided beatdowns in the rematches between Eileen and Alyssa (revenge!), as well as Wendy and Whitley (AHAHAHA).  

Kat Stryfe vs. Gardner is HUGE, and a definite test for Alysson, who’s slowly working her way up the rankings, but can certainly benefit by beating a former FFW Champion.  And two all-time favorites Shane Sanders and Emma McIntyre are facing off too, in what could certainly be a show stealer.  And keep an eye on that opener too.  Lumina’s got the most momentum she’s had in MONTHS, and Jodie needs some badly after her disappointing performance at Chaos Theory.  Expect this one to be fast paced, and getting the crowd into it early.

So for awards this week, I got a very bubbly phone call from one of the best up and comers in FFW.  Actually, can you call someone an up and comer when they’re now the Television Champion?  Either way, it is an honor and a privelage to hear this week’s awards done by none other than the brilliant, bubbly, and very talented Kasey Summers!
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Match of the Week
Alysson Gardner vs. Cara Stone vs. Rebbecca Valentine
Three words come to mind for this: sickest match ever! I mean, most people will probably say that Kaitlynn Stryfe versus Queen Machine was the best match on the show, but I disagree. These three ladies put on a showing that nobody in Milwaukee will soon forget and my bestie Aly-bear walked out with the number one contendership to the Ultraviolence Title!! That's totally awesomesauce right there, because I know how bad she wanted it.

The scary thing about this match is that at least two of them actually LIKED each other.  How about some runners up?
- Queen Machine vs. Kaitlynn Stryfe (Like Summer says, this is the trendy pick, and certainly with good reason.  A brutal match, and we know there’s gonna be a third)
- Stacey Mackenzie vs. Scarlett Kincaid (Christ.  If Scarlett keeps getting this close, she’ll win sooner or later, cause the champion’s probably gonna die of a heart attack)


Winner of the Week
Lumina Ferrari
I know, I know… I should be all freaked out and junk because the ONE person in FFW that has a win over me since my return picked up the number one contender for the Television title that's totes around my waist now, but I've always been the type to give credit where it's due. Lumina outlasted those three other ladies in one of the most intense matches EVER! Kudos to you, Lumina… and I can't wait to see you again!

Hold yer britches there, missy.  Looks like you got Kelly McGuffin first.  Yeah, I’m not that excited about it either. Oh, by the way... congrats
- Summer (It was pretty much a given that she who beat Sophie Richards would get at least a nod from me.  She beat Sophie Richards)
- Eileen Amaro (Believe me when I say, THAT was a long time coming)


Loser of the Week
Allison Wright
I'm probably gonna get in trouble from the Blind People Police or something for picking on her, but that awful douchebaggery and cheating in her match against Emma McIntyre was just appalling. I mean, having your boyfriend at ringside is cool and all, but having him cheat for you makes you a ginormous jerk. I hope I never have to face this girl… like ever.

I think its safe to say that Allison didn’t see that ending coming though.
- Jennifer Williams (A bit of advice on Pick Your Poison.  Pick someone you stand a chance against)
- Sarah Peek (The way she got steamrolled by Mika f’n Demidov would have been apalling if it wasn’t so goddamn funny.


Douchebag of the Week
Whitley Mercer
WTF?! I mean, really… why did Dani even take the match knowing that she couldn't wrestle her way out of a wet paper sack? Why didn't she at least put it off until the next Pay-Per-View so she had time to learn a few things? All of these are great questions, but at least we can still ask them of Dani, since the referee intervened quickly enough to keep that sadistic psycho from MURDERING her former best friend in the middle of the ring. Not cool, Whitley. I thought Christian Kincaid had better taste in girls he backed than you. I really did.

Oh, Kasey.  Just wait til Breaking Point, when the li’l wrecking ball meets the really really really REALLY pissed off White Knight.  Speaking of which...
- Team Adonis (Casey was a twat, but at least she got what she had coming.  Not so for Starla and Alex, and they fucking ROBBED the belt from poor Wendy)
- Queen Machine (Anthony Gambini.  What a BITCH)



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And that’ll do it for another awesome addition of the PX!  It’s after a PPV, so it’ll be three weeks before I’m typing again, and by then, I should be back in the ring.  I hope.

Until that happy time..

POLLA OUT!

Daniel Pollaski is an independent wrestling columnist, SVW wrestler, and the manager of FFW star Wendy Briese.  He’d also like to point out that even with a gasmask and a hazmat suit... Chernobyl's breath fuggin STINKS.