Once again, its time for wrestling manager and analyst Daniel Pollaski to go over the news, reviews, and previews of Femme Fatale Wrestling! All content is the sole opinion of the author and does not reflect the views of Femme Fatale Wrestling, its wrestlers, or administration. Or Wendy Briese, for that matter, so don’t go jumping her in the hallway if you get butthurt about this. Bitch.
The Power X's inspirational thought of the week:
These,
Half-truths you're telling me won't,
Bring me to my knees.
Scraped up and bruised from your,
Fickleness I plead,
Just let me feel some ease from,
Creatures of your greed.
Just let me feel some ease for me.
I'm not so glad I met you.
It makes me want to go away.
Until you think its over.
I touch.
Yeah yeah yeah.
Where do we go from here?
You know I'm not the only one.
Where do we go from here?
You know I'm not your only son.
Where do we go from here?
Stop dreaming about that shiny gun.
Where do we go from here?
You know I'm not the only one.
- “Where Do We Go From Here?” Filter
Well, I hope everyone enjoyed the absolutely incredible, amazing, awesome, brilliant, unbelievable, shocking, balls to the wall adrenaline rush that was FFW’s Conviction. All nine matches delievered in style, and I think its safe to say that thirty-one of the thirty-three wrestlers involved (Destiny Loveheart and Victoria Summers excluded) came to play. Now, I know a lot of fans weren’t incredibly happy with the way the show ended, but all of ya have to admit- you didn’t see that coming.
But I’m getting ahead of myself here.
So now that the dust has settled from an unbelievable night in Toronto, everyone’s returned home to rest and heel up, the replay buyrates are jumping off the shelves, and they FINALLY picked up the landfill that covered the ringside area by the end of the show (I haven’t seen that good of a trash throwing riot in AGES!), it’s time to not just reflect on the night that was, but to start thinking about what’s next.
Or, well, “Where do we go from here?”
For some, like Kaitlynn Stryfe and the Chase for the Crown winners, they just achieved a massive, momentum building victory, and they hope to ride the momentum as the FFW train now barrels towards Unstoppable at the end of July. For others, such as Undine and the Eternal Flame, its a time to regroup from a disappointing defeat, and wonder what went wrong. Given the way FFW’s tended to work, there will be something for everyone, from the top of the card to the bottom, in the coming future.
Except for SVW. At least as far as where FFW is concerned. Because the war is over, and the victory was as resounding and decisive as the Union’s win over the Confederacy.
“But wait, Dan!” You’re no doubt likely saying. “That was a hard fought and competitive battle between both teams! They were completely evenly matched until Miss Demeanor betrayed SVW! That win was tainted.”
Yup, exactly.
See, this war was never about which roster was better than the other. This was personal between Star and Flaherty, and everyone- and that includes Isabella Pazzini and Johnny Moxie here, were little more than pieces on the board of which their little game played out.
And Saturday Night, about 41 minutes into the main event, Samantha Star called Check mother-fucking MATE.
Team FFW’s victory over Team SVW is tainted. There’s no denying that. But Star’s win over Flaherty will go down in history as one of the finest, most brutal acts of dominance you will ever see. She took Flaherty’s secret weapon and made it her own. I don’t know how she figured it out, got to Demeanor, or what the hell she offered her to do this, but we all saw it with our own eyes.
So congratulations to bosslady on her resounding victory, and I’m sure Sammy’s out in Los Angeles partying it up right now. As for Flaherty, maybe I’ll actually watch Aggression in a couple weeks to see just how “Spook Dawg” explains to the four men and woman he had risk their bodies and lives for him, just how the hell he blew this one.
Anyways, welcome to the post-Conviction edition of the Power X, your one-stop end-all be-all guide to the goings on of Femme Fatale Wrestling. As could be expected for coming out of a PPV, quite a bit of shuffling going on, with only the top two really maintaining their positions. Below them, we see two new faces in our top 5, and three new people in the top 10!
Overall, the eligibility number drops just a tad, with three people being bumped from the list, while only one person joins. That still leaves us with thirty-four wrestlers, a number that’s sure to go up in the next week thanks to the sizeable number of debuts we’ll be seeing.
I should note that despite the presence of Tiffany, Gabriella Manning, Wendigo, Nick Sanders, Johnny Moxie, and Miss Demeanor at Conviction, none of them will be ranked. For the first five, it’s fairly obvious, as they are members of SVW, not FFW. For Miss Demeanor, while I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess that she’s going to be a member of FFW’s roster, it hasn’t been made official yet. Besides, all she did was hit four people with a baseball bat. And technically, she was on both teams, so she kinda both won and lost.
Anyways, here’s the three unfortunates who won’t be seeing their name in the Power X again for the forseeable future, last ranking in brackets.
Jessica Boyette [36]
Charity Deas [32]
Anastacia Baldwin [6]
Obviously not any surprises there, considering Boyette was bringing up the rear, and lost to Destiny Loveheart, and Charity Deas wasn’t doing much better. Anastacia Baldwin is awesome, of course, but she really only came in to (hillariously) destroy Rose Astral. She doesn’t seem to be a full time member of the roster.
So I know where I’m going from here... I’m going to COUNT EM DOWN!
#34- FAITH [+1]
Well, the bad news is that with Boyette riding off into the sunset, Faith takes over the residency as the bottom of the FFW pecking order. The good news is, since Faith was ranked 35th last week, and the eligibility list shrunk, she actually moved up this week! How bout them apples?
#33- TRACI LOVEHEART [--]
Wasn’t exactly sure which Loveheart to rank lower, but considering that Destiny actually got on the Conviction show, I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt.
#32- DESTINY LOVEHEART [+2]
Destiny somehow managed to hit a new low at Conviction, lasting about a minute before being completely and utterly destroyed by Kassandra. Wonder if our brass is now rethinking her involvement in the Chase- not that there’s anything that can be done about it.
#31- VICTORIA SUMMERS [--]
Only one of the matches at Conviction could be considered a dud, and not shockingly, it was Summers’. After all the shit she pulled, Victoria Summers was incapable of even STARTING a wrestling match with Tiffany. I normally don’t make light of injuries, but honest to God, Vickie Summers never looked better than she did with her ankle snapped.
#30- MICHELLE TAYLOR [-1]
Y’know, for a second there at Conviction, I was hoping that we had gotten a replica Michelle Taylor, and the real one was locked away in a chest or something. No such luck.
#29- WHITLEY MERCER [-3]
Whitley found herself outside looking in at Conviction, which is unfortunate, because I actually think this gutsy young lady is rather underutilized. Unfortunately, it doesn’t look like Whitley will be competing in the coming fortnight of matches, either.
#28- ARIEL SHADOWS [-5]
Welp, this will be the final time you see Ariel Shadows in the Power X, as she will be leaving FFW. It’s a shame really, because I’ve known Ariel for a while, and I’ve seen what she can do. If she had stuck around to live up to her potential, it would have been amazing.
#27- REBBECCA VALENTINE [--]
Rebbecca’s inexperience came back to haunt her again, as she let Selina slip her leash in a two on one situation, and she paid for it dearly. Personally, I think that once she comes around, she’ll be a top fifteen talent in FFW, but for now, she’s really struggling.
#26- LUMINA FERRARI [-4]
Lumina showed up, beat Rebbecca Valentine, then disappeared. Well, luckily we didn’t COMPLETELY forget about her, because she’s back, and this time, its against the sliding Katherine Stryfe. I think the general consensus right now is that her trainer/manager is a lot more to worry about than she herself is.
#25- SHANE SANDERS [NEW]
I’ll take “How Not to Make Your FFW Return” for $400, Alex. Shane’s put on a brave face, and called Rori out for the rather questionable way she picked up that victory, but you know to lose to Snyder, especially after all that was said between the two, has to be devastating.
#24- GRETCHEN DONIMARI [--]
Gretch probably woke up Sunday morning in a bad mood. I would have too had the biggest opportunity of my career ended up with me teaming alongside one girl who was quitting, and another who was Destiny Loveheart. I still peg Donimari as someone who has a ton of potential, but she just needs something to click. Her team at Conviction did not.
#23- PAYTON ST. PIERRE [+2]
That’s right kids. Payton St. Pierre is so annoying she actually gains spots by simply not being on television, and subjecting us to her whiny, ear piercing tempter tantrums. Considering she’s facing Belladonna this time around, ear plugs are probably going to be mandatory for any sane observer watching this match.
#22- JENNA MCKINLEY [-1]
Well, that was cringe-worthy. After all the hype, all the promise she seemed to have shown, Jenna fell absolutely flat on her face (through a table no less!) at Conviction. Not that Raven Wicked’s a slouch, mind you, but I kinda thought I was going to see better.
#21- KASSANDRA [+7]
THERE we go! I had to admit, that when the Chase for the Crown teams were announced, I honestly thought, going off the one match I had seen her in, that she would almost prove to be a liability. Well, I was wrong... dead wrong, and now I’m starting to see why she and the Danger Queens are considered one of the finest tag teams in women’s wrestling.
#20- RORI SNYDER [+10]
If Kassandra surprised me, Rori completely and utterly shocked me. I know she cheated to win, but that Rori Snyder was a much more brutal and efficient one than we saw against Wendy Briese. I almost hate to say it, but Rori might actually have some merit in FFW after all.
#19- KATHERINE STRYFE [-1]
Despite her adamant refusal, I’m starting to wonder if drugs really ARE coming into play here, because “The Beautiful Nightmare” has actually started to look pretty ugly lately. By my count, that’s three losses in a row, and unless she can get her head in the game, it could very well be four when Lumina Ferrari faces her in Los Angeles. And five when she and Valentine rematch against Angelic S&D in Little Rock.
#18- CHARLIE GAGE [-2]
Quiet week for Charlie Gage, as she was content to play grab-ass with her partner’s new bodyguard, and watch Kassandra raise hell in the Chase for the Crown. But now she’s got an opportunity of her own- a chance at Sophie Richards and the Television Championship. I don’t know if Gage will manage to capitalize and strike gold here, but I’m certainly not ruling it out.
#17- BELLADONNA [-7]
Wait, down seven? After that match? Yup. I mean, lets face it, Trixie put out a hell of an effort, but without that Television title her resume is really, REALLY thin. Like, three losses in the past four matches thin, with the one win coming due to outside interference when she was brutally getting her ass kicked. But don’t worry kids, Belladonna ‘wins’ something this week. But we’ll get to that later.
#16- WENDY BRIESE [+3]
Wolf Ramsey called her the “MVP of the first round”, and while I hate to agree with that shaggy haired dickwit, I kinda have to here. That beautiful crossbody to take out Ariel and Gretchen to help secure the win for her team is part of the reason why I so readily agreed to be her manager. That, and she and her husband were the only one’s offering.
#15- CRYSTAL HILTON [+2]
Kassandra may have picked up the fall, Briese may have secured the win, but Crystal still seems to remain the front runner for the Chase in many people’s minds. Whatever you may think of her, you can’t deny that once she’s in that ring, business is sure to pick up.
#14- STARLA MCCLOUD [-3]
Even though she couldn’t quite get that TV title around that (amazing...) waist, Starla does manage to keep her title of “Queen Bitch”. I honestly would kinda like to see her in that ring a bit more- she’s actually pretty fun to watch, whatever her disposition might be.
#13- RAVEN WICKED [+2]
Not sure if I’m a solid believer that a coin flip should determine your disposition going into a match, but after seeing Raven in action, it ain’t a strategy I can really argue with. With her vanquishing McKinley, it seems to me that she’s by far the top contender for the Ultraviolence title. But will the brass upstairs agree with me?
#12- UNDINE [-4]
Damn. It’s not that Undine performed badly out there, but there honestly seemed something off about her during that match- and it was a really, REALLY bad time to have an off night for her. I don’t think she’ll be in line for another shot at the Evo title in the forseeable future, so it’s going to be fairly interesting to see where she goes from here.
#11- ROBBYN HELMSLEY [+3]
Well, the self-proclaimed Supergirl put on another solid performance, that’s for sure. Forty minutes in that cage (not to mention starting off against WENDIGO, of all people), and Robbyn didn’t embarrass herself. In the midst of all the chaos that went on during the conclusion of that match, one thing remained clear- Robbyn earned the right to walk out of that with her head high.
#10- VALERIE BELMONT [-3]
I’m sure the thought of Kitty Mac having one up on her is cringe-worthy to our scarlet haired vampiress, but Val really has nothing to be ashamed of coming out of that contest. You go ten matches, and I see each woman winning five. Conviction just didn’t happen to be her night.
#9- DELILAH [+4]
*UNITY TAG TEAM CHAMPION*
The Holmby Hills Hangover is turning into one of my favorite moves. It’s a bit flashy, but the pure damage you can do, especially with the versatility where you can aim where you hit, is unmeasurable. Oh, and it got Angelic S&D the tag team titles. What’s not to love?
#8- SOPHIE RICHARDS [+12]
*TELEVISION CHAMPION*
That was what? Her third official FFW match, and Sophie brings home the bacon? Impressive performance, even more impressive victory, and that’s why she’s the biggest gainer in the rankings this week. But here’s a question- is this too much success too soon? She’s a rookie after all, and not one approaching the end of her year either. Sophie can start calming THOSE doubts against Charlie Gage this week.
#7- SELINA [+5]
*UNITY TAG TEAM CHAMPION*
Just a random thought, but if you say our Tag Champ’s name real fast, it sounds like “Angelic Cindy”. Which reminds me of Cindy Lou Who. Which reminds me of How the Grinch Stole Christmas. Which reminds me of Selina’s frantic scramble around the outside of the ring to get her sister’s foot on the ropes, and wreck a surefire holiday for the Eternal Flame. Free association FTW!
#6- STACEY MACKENZIE [-2]
Stacey drops a couple spots through no fault of her own, but she wins a special recognition. The gaping, open mouthed stares of Team FFW as Miss Demeanor joined them were all pretty amusing, but Stacey’s, for some reason, was the absolute most priceless.
#5- KAITLYNN STRYFE [+4]
(CD, U+K). Something in that brain must have hit that button sequence, because I’ll be damned if it didn’t look like Kitty Mac ripped a page from Colonel William F. Guile’s playbook and nailed the freaking FLASH KICK to get her win over Valerie Belmont. All well and good, but if Stryfe starts throwing Sonic Booms during her matches, I’m calling foul.
#4- CAMILLA PAZZINI [-1]
*ULTRAVIOLENCE CHAMPION*
I gave her a hard time at first, but honest to god... I like Chunks. I especially like Chunks when she’s hurting people (that are not managed by me, of course). Needless to say, I missed Chunks at Conviction. And the coming week too, as she is unfortunately unscheduled. Guess I’ll have to look elsewhere for pure on full pwnage.
#3- COLLEEN [+2]
*EVOLUTION CHAMPION*
Colleen put on a submission clinic at Conviction, putting the hurt on Undine, and retaining her title. Still, no rest for this talented young lady- Robbyn Helmsley’s got a rematch clause to cash in, not to mention the Chase for the Crown winner gunning for a shot. Colleen’s going to be a very busy girl indeed.
#2- ISABELLA PAZZINI [--]
Izzy Pizzy did a fine job at Conviction, and played her role of team captain as well. But that’s over and done with now- we all know what she wants, and that’s the FFW Championship back around her waist. She has her chance on the ninth, and there ain’t a damn thing she’s going to let stop her.
#1- SCARLETT KINCAID [--]
*FFW CHAMPION*
So the question is- has Scarlett been hoping for, or dreading this match ever since she won the title back at Full Frontal? On one hand, she’ll finally have a chance to shut her critics up, and prove that she didn’t just win thanks to Anastacia Baldwin. On the OTHER hand, well, we’ve all seen what lengths Isabella’s willing to go to get this title, including carving up Rori Snyder (y’know, back when that was looked down on). Scarlett’s got a hell of a fight on her hands if she doesn’t want to be one and done.
And there we have it! Another batch of rankings delivered fresh from my brain-oven to your FFW dinner table. Unfortunately, I don’t have second helpings, although you can always get some leftovers by heading back and checking out previous columns.
Or, if these rankings have left you feeling a bit queasy, go ahead and regurgitate a bit, and leave a mess in the comments section. Don’t worry, I’ll clean it up. That’s also a great place to leave your compliments to the chef.
Ah, but here at the Power X, we have desert- three full courses of it after your entree. That’s because reading the Power X is so sweet, of course. Anyways, next up is a little bit I like to call
FUTURE SHOCK THERAPY
So when we last left off Future Shock, Ororo Crow ran away, Casey shoved people off chairs, Mr. Showtime was AWESOME and punched Alex Adonis in the face, and Ignis won the challenge. Not that it mattered, because there’d be no elimination that week anyways.
Anyways, Round 3 came down the night before Conviction, and man, was it a doozy. Another tag team match this time, with the four remianing ladies paired up for elimination tag action. Ignis got paired with Kelly Allen, while her Club CK stablemate Ally Summers got tied up with Casey Atherton.
Shockingly, Ignis was actually the first to go- because Alvin Shephard is an IDIOT. Seriously, this guy’s the FFW senior official? Disqualifying someone FOR BREAKING UP A PIN? Dear god, I manage a wrestler who keeps a copy of the rule book in her gym bag, and SHE BREAKS UP PINS IN TAG MATCHES. What the fuck is wrong with this guy when he misses a CHAIRSHOT and disqualifies someone for BEING A GOOD TEAMMATE?
Ugh, seriously? Cody? Samantha? You guys are quick to talk about everything else out there, why not address the fact that Alvin Shephard’s now blown TWO HUGE CALLS in the past month?
Anyways, this gets followed up by Casey Atherton pulling a Casey Atherton, and completely screwing over her own teammate, which means its bye-bye to Ally Summers. Unfortunately, Casey only pulled the heist because she believed that Kelly Allen was done. Unfortunately for her, Kelly wasn’t done, and long story short, Casey found herself in a gogoplata. Of course, Casey is nothing if not resourceful, and from that hold, she managed to get Kelly’s shoulders down, grab the tights, and one wonderful bit of Alvin Shephard officiating later, Casey Atherton has immunity.
Boo her all you want,kids, but I’m kinda impressed that she had the presence of mind to go for the pin, cheat on two fronts, and hold it all the while she’s getting the life squeezed out of her. Anyways, with Casey Atherton now into the final three, who joins her? Well..
MY VOTE GOES TO: Kelly Allen
This was actually a tough decision, because there’s no denying that both Ignis and Ally got hosed. However, Kelly did put on a hell of a showing, and let’s be honest, her keeping the gogoplata on Casey after the bell, and forcing her to choke out, was a pretty awesome revenge play (and it looked HOT). So, in a tough bit, I voted Kelly.
TIME TO SAY GOODBYE TO: Ally Summers
Be honest, between Ignis and Ally, who the hell would you pick? Ally’s done nothing wrong, but the fact is, she hasn’t stood out at all. Allen and Ignis have been solid, and Casey’s methods, while unethical, have drawn her atention. Allys’ just been there, and it should be noted that TWICE now, she’s let herself be played for a fool by Atherton. We’re getting down to the nitty gritty here, and this choice seems an obvious one.
LOOKING AHEAD
So back to the dual-shows we go, although neither of the upcoming shows are at all what I’d call bog-standard issue. For starters, we have the ONE YEAR anniversary special going down on Velocity, and the Night of Champions playing out on Breaking Point. From the eleven matches, I’ve chosen the five I’m looking the most forward to from a fan’s standpoint, along with my picks. Should note that I absolutely sucked it up at Conviction, only going 5 for 9.
Before I start though, I would strongly urge FFW brass to consider moving the Rose Jenkins match to a post-main event dark match status. Mainly because its gonna suck for all the other girls to have to wrestle with a Faith-sized crater in the middle of the ring.
5. #19 Rori Snyder vs. Jo McFarlane
There’s quite a few debuts going down over the next couple of weeks, but really, only McFarlane’s seems like it’s going to be a competitive match. I’ve made it no secret that I think Jo should have gone further in Future Shock, but this lets her hit the ground running a lot sooner. That being said, this isn’t April’s Rori Snyder we’re talking about here. Rori’s got some vicious purpose, and she’s coming off a win over Shane Sanders. BOth women are rookies, but Rori’s got a bit more experience, so I’m going to pick her. Nonetheless, if Jo can wrestle a solid match, and watch out for shenanigans, I wouldn’t be shocked if she proves me wrong.
PICK: Rori Snyder
4. TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP- #7 Selina & #9 Delilah © vs. #19 Katherine Stryfe & #27 Rebbecca Valentine
Three weeks after Angelic Cindy (HA!) took the titles, they have to defend them again against the same team they beat out for them. Personally, I don’t see the point- it was a close match, but I’d rather see another team, such as the Danger Queens, get the shot first. Then again, the Queens are pursuing some singles gold now, and there really isn’t another viable tag team out there- the Cherrybombs are disbanded, half of Twisted Path is injured, and I doubt Scarlett’s all too thrilled about being in TKO the way her partner’s been acting. So I guess this is what we get. Won’t stop history from repeating itself, though.
PICK: Angelic S&D
3. SIX FEMME TAG: #3 Colleen, #11 Robbyn Helmsley, & #12 Undine vs. #15 Crystal Hilton, #16 Wendy Briese & #21 Kassandra
This should be an interesting diversion. Colleen just knocked off Undine, Helmsley’s beat Undine for the title, and Robbyn and Colleen have a bit of a history of hatred with each other. But on the flipside, Crystal, Wendy, and Kassandra are all out to prove themselves, and they’re guaranteed to face each other in a couple of weeks as well, so the tension should be high for both teams. I think most people would peg the Evolution Champions as the favorites, but I know how hungry their opponents are, and I’m going full on with the upset here.
PICK: Hilton/Briese/Kassandra
2. TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP: #8 Sophie Richards © vs. #18 Charlie Gage
I raised earlier the question that maybe this is too much success for Sophie Richards too soon. Being a champion with that little experience is not an easy task. This should prove a decent challenge- Gage isn’t a pushover, but she’s also hardly invincible. If Richards wrestles like she did at Conviction, she retains. If not, Charlie Gage is going to just be the latest in a long line of recipients of this hot-potato belt.
PICK: Sophie Richards
1. FFW CHAMPIONSHIP: #1 Scarlett Kincaid © vs. #2 Isabella Pazzini
Okay, first of all, if Alvin Shephard is the referee here, I will file a court injunction declaring both Samantha Star and Cody Kincaid non compos mentos. The last thing these two ladies need is more controversy between them. Other than that, there’s nothing else to say. This is the one we’ve all waited two months for, and the fact that just two weeks prior, they were teammates, only adds to the already raging inferno. I love Scarlett Kincaid, I really do, but I just cannot see Isabella getting stopped here.
PICK: Isabella Pazzini
AND FINALLY, AWARDS
I really should actually have some prizes for these things. Not sure what they would all be, except I’m pretty sure I’d make the Douchebag award a box of Summer’s Eve. Then again, I’m pretty sure presenting that to the winner would probably get me punched in the face, and this roster hits HARD!
Anyways...
MATCH OF THE WEEK
Kaitlynn Stryfe vs. Valerie Belmont
Flat-out, these two stole the show, and Valerie takes home her second match of the week award in two weeks. If you haven’t seen this match, you need to, because this is flat-out a match of the year candidate. And yes, I’m going to say it, it beat out War Games
Runners Up:
- Demeanor/Helmsley/Kincaid/MacKenzie/Pazzini vs. Demeanor/Manning/Moxie/Sanders/Wendigo (It didn’t beat Wargames by that much. Great match, lotsa back and forth, and a stunning, abrupt ending to the whole thing)
- Belladonna vs.McCloud vs. Richards vs. Taylor (There’s a reason why the TV title is a hot potato belt. The division is just too damned closely matched!)
WINNER OF THE WEEK
Samantha Star
Sophie had this one pat until the final five minutes of the show, and now, there’s absolutely no argument. Samantha Star owned Conviction. First, her contracting the return of Rose Jenkins to take out NBA, a brilliant move if I ever saw one. Follow that up with her masterful procurement of Miss Demeanor, and there’s no denying it- Samantha Star is a winner.
Runners Up
- Sophie Richards (Beautiful TV title win right there!)
- Angelic S&D (from the sounds of things, those tag belts were a long time in coming)
LOSER OF THE WEEK
Nicholas Flaherty
I’m trying so hard not to incorporate SVW into this, but I have absolutely no choice here. Flaherty’s done a decent job of getting under Sam’s skin, especially by looking at the interview with poor Allison earlier this week, but when push has come to shove, Flaherty has looked like a bumbling buffoon every step of the way. I’ve been calling it Secondhand Value Wrestling for a while now, and looking at its management, I”m not being proven wrong.
Runners Up:
- Shane Sanders (Not the return you wanna make)
- Destiny Loveheart (One minute? Really? Please, book Gretchen Donimari against this tool so she can let out her obvious frustration for a night)
DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK
Belladonna
I almost made her the loser of the week, but let’s be honest, over the past couple of months, Belladonnas become so used to losing it’d have the same effect as making Charity Deas the loser. Douchebag on the other hand? Well, that’s still well deserved. Everything Hayley Dark did (except hitting Sophie) was fucking JUSTIFIED. Trixie’s treated Hayely like nothing more than a third wheel ever since the Cherrybombs came to FFW, and she finally reaped the crop she had sown. And now, if my Twitter is any indication, she’s got poor Robbyn Hemsley thinking the whole things HER fault, that she came between them. Belladonna’s got some serious explaining to do here, but she’s going to continue to point fingers, and insist that she had no role in Hayley’s betrayal. Idiot.
Runners Up:
- Casey Atherton (Cheaters Never Prosper? Yeah, right!)
- Rori Snyder (Not so much for the cheating, but more for carrying it on after the match ended. It's gonna come back to bite her. hard)
And there ya are!
Thanks for reading again, everyone! I hope you’ve had as much fun reading as I have writing. Anyways, that’s it for this week, we’ll see you all in THREE WEEKS time, after the next Breaking Point, with more rankings, more Future Shock. Oh, and I’ll have a special treat for everyone- one that you wont’ want to miss!
Anyways, until next time... POLLA OUT!
Daniel Pollaski is an freelance wrestling columnist, and the manager of Wendy Briese. He also would like to point out that any blown matches at Conviction is NOTHING compared to poor JR Hildebrand hitting the wall at the final turn in Indianapolis. Just... ouch.
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