FUTURE SHOCK THERAPY: Episode 12.2 Preview

HERE, I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING.  ITS MY SHOCKED FACE.   UH-WHAAAAAAA?! 

That's right kids, Future Shock Therapy is back, a little delayed, but once again ready to take a look at the second challenge of the season!    First of all though, let's take a look at those participants who are sadly no longer with us. 


6TH PLACE: Hope Osborne
Was Hope the worst wrestler in Future Shock?  Nope.  She certainly wasn't the best, but she did acquit herself better than one or two others.  Hope's problem was her personaliity.  She just couldn't connect with the fans at all.  This goes beyond her incessant inane tweeting and her seeming inability to pay proper attention.  I think the argument could be made that the moment Hope pulled her "I'm bisexual in an open relationship" stunt, she sealed her Future Shock fate. 

Now, for challenge number two, we're going with a sport near and dear to my heart- AMERICAN FOOTBALL.  It's pretty simple.  All you have to do is go fifty yards ot the end zone in the shortest amount of time, with me as your quarterback to throw it.  And four defenders to oppose you, with no blockers to help you, so its time to instill your inner Reggie Bush.  It's time to put my 212.96 Tecmo Super Bowl passer rating to good use. 

THE FAVORITE: Adira Riddick, and the logic is simple.  Going into the season, we had an American, a Canadian, a Brit, a Finn, a Brazillian, and a Greek.  Only two of those countries play gridiron football, and the American's already been eliminated.  Which is all well and good, because the free-wheeling pass happy offense more favors the Canadian style.  I can tell you one thing- it won't be Lilly "A Quarterback's A Refund" Sheffield winning this. 

THE HOT SEAT: DJ Laine.  Let's face it, Ana's a lost cause, which means the Finish DJ has about four weeks to prove to the world why she's a top-three member of this season.  I'm not sure Laine needs to win, but she if she doesn't impress the voters in Minneapolis, she will face a surefire Immunity or go home prospect in Episode 3.