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The Black Knight. A paragon of evil and soullessness with a bad attitude who refused to acknowledge when he was beaten, pushing his stubborness to a ridiculous point where he became only a subject to be laughed at.
But more on that later.
Did you know that Monty Python and the Holy Grail was filmed in Wales? Well, most of it was filmed in Scotland, but that opening scene? That's Kidwelly Castle. So, as usual, Wales gets about two minutes of exposure compared to the rest of the UK, but hey, we're here to give the land of the impronouncable double-L's its day in the sun. CARDIFF AHOY!
HOLLY ADAMS vs. NICOLE WHITMORE
Who wants some S&S fallout? Nicole does, after Holly fed her far more than the Daily Recommended Allowance of Steel Chair. Remember, Nicky- you face one member of the Blondetourage, you face all of them.
WINNER: Nicole. Because she's not an idiot, will have Misty in Caroline in her corner, and the result will be a crowd-rousing upset to get the night started.
NO DISQUALIFICATIONS
ALYSSON GARDNER vs. KATE STEELE
How fucking loaded is this card when an anything goes match between the outgoing UV champion and the #1 contender is only the second match on the card? I almost don't care who wins here, just sit back and watch the show.
WINNER: Alysson. I have to pick someone, right? And Kate's post-title match funk could bear ill for her.
AIMEE EASTER vs. STEPHANIE DALLINS
Who wants to bet that Sunny would rather be in this match instead, considering it was her skull cracked by Aimee's briefcase. Steph gets the nod instead, but either way, the Brew can send a message.
WINNER: I love Steph to death, but it's going to take a lot to be the first one to pick up that pinfall on Easter, and I just don't see her doing it. Aimee.
FEMME FOR ALL QUARTERFINALS
JODIE GRAY vs. MIKA DEMIDOV
It's kind of funny that this is considered the "Dark Horse" bracket when Jodie's actually the second-highest ranked participant in the tournament. Mika's fifth, for those of you counting.
WINNER: Mika in a mild upset. I'd say Jodie's easily the better wrestler, but this match is going to come down who can screw the other first. You don't get much better in screwing people than Mikalea Demidov.
TRIOS!
ELEMENTAL FURY (Ignis, Lightning & Undine) vs. SUDDEN IMPACT (Claire Black, Kinsey DeCaro, Serafina DeCaro)
OMG THIS IS LIKE THE RED MAGIC BURN DECK IVE ALWAYS DREAMED OF! FIRE! LIGHTNING! SUDDEN IMPACT DOES ONE DAMAGE PER CARD IN YOUR OPPONENTS HAND! WTF IS UNDINE DOING HERE GET OUT WATER SUCKS IN MTG.
WINNER: Should be a great kick off to the trios divvie- sisters vs. sisters-in-law (and best friend). I wanna say the Leavenworths here, but there could still be some bad blood remaining, particularly between Iggy and Diney. KO/TO was starting to gel, and throwing Kinsey in there should only make things better. SI makes history.
EVOLUTION CHAMPIONSHIP- I QUIT MATCH
EILEEN AMARO (C) vs. KATHERINE STRYFE
So exactly what was Kat going to do back in May? Bleed on her? And why the hell did it take her four months to start this whole "I didn't really quit" bullshit? Was she that afraid of being embarassed in the Femme For All again?
WINNER: Honestly, do you really think Eileen is going to lose this after Kat's gone and pissed on the biggest win of her career? Yeah, me neither.
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