While it certainly didn't match the over the top OMGWTF ness of Scotland, the Germany show was still pretty off the wall, with flying food, vomit, absolute skull fuckings, and an emotional win for one of the most loved women in the company.
1. EILEEN AMARO- In an absolutely brilliant and emotional win, Eileen became the first person to defeat the Ultraviolence Champion in a champions vs. champions match. We all know Winnie is looking down on her with pride.
2. PENNY BUCHANAN- Normally when we say a match is disgusting, it's because it had Michelle Taylor in it. Penny overcame disgusting on an entirely different (and worse) level to keep her momentum going.
3. SAMARA STEELE- Love her or hate her, Sammy did something last night that we've all wanted to do for a very VERY long time- beat the holy fuck out of Laura Steele. Samara's now sitting on a five match winning streak.
4. LEONA VEGA- Finally some signs of life from the high flyer, who came out swinging with a strong gameplan against NHB. Of course, being helped out a bit by Laura Steele didn't hurt matters... for once.
5. KATE STEELE- I think its fair to say that the way Eileen was, Kate didn't have much of a chance. Then again, Kate seemed awfully distracted, too. She might want to screw her head on straight if she wants to keep her UV title..
6. ALYSSON GARDNER- That actually took a lot longer than I expected. Which means the door is wide open for Gabby to take the Michelle Taylor challenge.
7. MIKALEA DEMIDOV- Mika may have met her match last night. Not in NHB, but in the fact that Laura might just be better at inspiring raw unbridled hatred born strictly out of irritation.
8. JESSIKA HEXSTAR- You can't fault her gameplans. They certainly are... original and effective. However, there always seems to be something lacking in the execution.
9. CLAIRE BLACK- Claire was her usual efficient self, although everything more or less went to hell around her. Then again, that seems to be the price of dealing with Sophia Black.
10. ANGELA HINCHCLIFFE- The Powerhouse of NHB was pretty efficient, as she took relatively little punishment compared to her tag partner. And I think by now everyon can't wait for her to punch Laura's stupid face in.
11. JEM MICHAELS- Took a lot of abuse in her match, but kept on going, showing tremendous heart. NHB will turn the corner soon, I can tell. And all the better if it comes against Frosted Steel.
12. SOPHIA BLACK- Just once, I'd like to watch Sophia try and wrestle a match without damn near inciting a riot.
13. LAURA STEELE- That was quite cathartic, to be honest. Everything came crashing down on Laura's head last night (or rather, Laura's head came crashing down on everything), and I don't think there's a person in this company that feels sorry for her.
14. MICHELLE TAYLOR- SIX!
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