So yours truly didn’t do a Power-X for the final show of the 2012 year, and now I’ve got a bonafide monstrosity on my hands. Fifty-nine women qualified for this weeks Power-X, and a lot of them are newcomers. I decided to lump the December 14 Velocity in with this cycle, which made the eligibility list extend clear back to the PPV. And of course, When Worlds Collide matches (which, like I said earlier, count), making this one of the few rare times that you’ll actually see a woman on here before she’s officially had her debut match (Both women in question debut at Cold Blooded, so that’s not going to last for long.)
Anyways, unless I want to be typing this shit well into 2014, I better get a-cracking. So without further ado, the first Power X of 2013!
DROPPING OFF:
Sarah Richardson (Last Ranked 47th)
Christelle Gillet (43rd)
Melanie Avilo (38th)
Summer (15th)
#59- ELEIGHA CIRCOLONE [NEW]
Well, I didn’t say everyone on here was going to be GOOD, did I? Anyways, this will probably be Eleigha’s only ranking, as I’m sure she’s going to be shown the door after that disaster of a debut against Vanessa Bynum. But I haven’t heard it official yet.
#58- ELLIE STARR [NEW]
And another one and doner, as Starr faceplanted against Ashley Whitmore, and was never heard from again.
#57- TRISTI TAYLOR [NEW]
Tristi at least got ran out of the company in her first match by an established FFW wrestler, so she gets the top nod of the three washouts here.
#56- ARIEL STARR [NEW]
Now we’re actually looking at ladies who were actually impressive enough to stick around after their debut. Even though Ariel took a tough fall in her debut, she showed a lot of heart in that triple-threat match. It’s going to be fun to watch her develop herself in the coming weeks.
#55- MAIA LOPEZ [NEW]
Actually, I’m not sure why Maia’s on here. She hasn’t had an FFW match yet- she was one of the ones to debut at When Worlds Collide. That match actually never technically happened. So, uh, yeah.
#54- ASHLEY WHITMORE [NEW]
Ashley’s already gotten herself TWO victories. Although one was by disqualification because her sister kicked her ass for beating her up a couple months ago. Confused yet?
#53- VANESSA BYNUM [NEW]
Decent, albeit short debut win over Circolone. We’ll probably get a better measure of her worth after Cold Blooded
#52- ALEXIS [NEW]
Why is Alexis ahead of several other women who actually won their debut matches? Because she put up a hell of a fight, and came within inches herself of winning. Put a star next to this one, kids. I think she’s going to have a good run here.
#51- AIMEE EASTER [NEW]
The other woman who made her debut at When Worlds Collide, pulling out a tainted victory over an old manager in his first match since before I was born. I’m sure she’s proud.
#50- CRYSTAL HATE [Returning]
Welcome back, Crystal! Unfortunately, she picked up right where she left off before dropping off for a while, extending her FFW losing streak to four with a loss to Kinsey.
#49- CANDI [NEW]
Impressive debut for Candi, pulling off a hard fought victory over two other newcomers at Breaking Point. Another one you might want to keep an eye on.
#48- SOPHIA BLACK [-3]
The first woman who was on the last Power X. Needs to get her temper and focus in check if she ever wants to rise up from where she is.
#47- KINSEY ROBINSON [NEW]
Easily the most impressive debut of the slew of women who did so. Can she sing her way up the ladder? No. But she can sure wrestle her way up :)
#46- KARA HARRINGTON [Returning]
Will go down in history as the first woman Misty Whitmore ever pinned. Remember that. It’s going to be on a Trivial Pursuit card one day.
#45- DANIELLE ARISU [-4]
Yeah... I had forgotten she was still here too.
#44- ALLISON WILLIAMS [No Change]
Believe it or not, she’s won three of her last four. Of course, that’s over Sophia Black twice (once by DQ), and Elizabeth Showtime (by LMAO). But still, it’s a nice thought.
#43- MISTY WHITMORE [+3]
Thanks to attempted fratricide, she’s on a two match winning streak! To get to three, she’s going to have to end Jodie’s 8-match streak. Good f’ing luck.
#42- TABATHA BELMONT [-3]
Gee, you don’t think she’s going to be at Extreme Envy, do you?
#41- SHELBI LYNN CARTER [+1]
Up and down month for her- win over Sabra, loss to Jo. Ultimately, I’d say that’s a net gain for her.
#40- UNDINE [Returning]
Pinned the No Surrender Champion, which could prove interesting should Diney actually ever decide to stick around long enough to pursue that belt.
#39- KATE STEELE-WARREN [+1]
Got flat out robbed during the Steeles/Whitmores match. As much as I love Lyn, with the upside this girl has, he’s about to completely regret kicking her out of his school.
#38- PENNY BUCHANAN [-1]
Cold Blooded is pretty much a must win for Penny. She got duped by Payton once. She cannot afford to let that happen again.
#37- MARISSA KANE [+2]
First time, she lost to SLC. Can she get the win the second time around? I wouldn’t bet against it.
#36- MISS DEMEANOR [-5]
First time Miss Demeanor’s missing a PPV in three such shows. Her revenge quest against Samantha Star has cooled considerably.
#35- SAMARA STEELE [No Change]
Bullshit DQ loss is a shame, as it breaks a three match winning streak for Steele. Should be able to get another one going against Ashley, right?
#34- ARABELLA BLACK [-4]
We haven’t seen her since Anarchy when she became victim number seven of Jodie’s win streak.
#33- SOPHIE RICHARDS [-5]
We haven’t seen her since Anarchy either, when she became the victim of the Crystal Hilton machine.
#32- CLAIRE BLACK [+1]
Pulled off a nice move trying to pin Kara, but inexperience made her forget she was the legal man. And for the first time in history, a referee actually managed to keep track. What a tough break.
#31- HANNA ELLIOT [+1]
Match with Stephanie Sanderson ended in a double countout, something that had to have been a disappointment for Elliot. Rematch comes at Cold BLooded- with a No Surrender shot on the line.
#30- HAYLEY DARK [-3]
Well, the good news is, she and Ignis reunite to take another stab at the Unity Belts. Bad news is... they’re gonna lose to the Fair. Such a shame.
#29- JO MCFARLANE [+5]
Started 2013 off on a positive note with her win over SLC. A good start after a very disappointing 2012 for her.
#28- VANESSA CADE [+1]
Final ranking for Cade, which is a shame, since she was one of the hottest rising wrestlers in the company. Hopefully she’ll come back soon.
#27- STEPHANIE SANDERSON [Returning]
Winless in her last three matches, but two of those were draws. So at least she isn’t losing... that’s a plus, right?
#26- RORI MACKENZIE [No Change]
Same old story for Rori. Fought in a match. Pulled off a bullshit win. Bragged about it like she actually accomplished something. No one actually believed it. Things will be changing- for the worse- for her at Cold Blooded.
#25- RAQUEL FAIR [-2]
FINALLY the Fair is on the verge of achieving the tag team title shot they’ve long deserved.
#24- MICKEY SCARBOROUGH [-2]
I almost wish it wasn’t Bounce And Pounce they were steamrolling to get it, but such is life.
#23- SERAFINA REYNOLDS [-1]
*NO SURRENDER CHAMPION*
Hasn’t won a match since her win over Wendy, and now faces one of the hottest wrestlers in the company. A very rare occasion when the champion goes into a match a heavy underdog.
#22- EMMA MACNAMARA [-2]
Fun Fact: There were five pure FFW vs. SVW matches at When Worlds Collide. FFW went 4-1 in them. Is anyone here shocked that Emma was the one that lost?
#21- SABRA NIKOLAYEV [-6]
Final ranking for the Russian, as she’s stepped away for a bit. A shame too, she seemed like she was just hitting her stride.
#20- CASEY ATHERTON [-1]
*UNITY TAG TEAM CHAMPION*
Is there any way to make her the participating Season 3 Champion in the Future Shock Season of Champions? It’s only the best thing to do for the sake of competition.
#19- STACEY ALLEN [Returning]
I hope Stacey’s not thinking her recent actions are going to merit her getting another title shot, because Samantha Star would have to be an idiot to disgrace the belt so badly by letting this sellout anywhere near it.
#18- PAYTON ST. PIERRE [+3]
In an ideal world, she’d get the living fuck pummeled out of her by Penny in that cage. It’s not an ideal world though, and Pay has a really annoying habit of squirreling out of the asskickings she has coming.
#17- TRINITY [+8]
Okay, now that she’s proved her worth against Serafina... what’s next? Television title run, anybody?
#16- EILEEN AMARO [No Change]
New year for 2012’s Winningest Wrestler, and that hopefully means a new Eileen, who lost several critical matches down the stretch to create a disappointing finish to an otherwise remarkable year.
#15- KELLY MCGUFFIN [+3]
Like Eileen, very successful, but can’t seem to convert in a big match. She’s going to have a huge chance to turn that around after the PPV.
#14- LIGHTNING [-6]
Loss to J-Will was Lightnings first time taking a fall. Now that the carapace is breached, can Justine patch it up, or has she been exposed?
#13- STARLA MCCLOUD [No Change]
*UNITY TAG TEAM CHAMPION*
The only thing standing between this woman and an FFW Championship shot is Valerie Lamb. God help us all.
#12- CAMILLA PAZZINI [+5]
Final ranking for the time being for Chunks, who pulled off a monster win at When Worlds Collide over her sister, but then suffered an injury that’s going to keep her out for a while.
#11- JODIE GRAY [-1]
Looks to extend her streak to nine at Cold Blooded against Misty Whitmore. With her holding a win over the current TV Champion, a rematch on those terms doesn’t seem long away.
#10- CRYSTAL WILLIAMS [-3]
Tough break against a red-hot Kat Stryfe. But this does give Crystal an opportunity to become the first ever 3 time Evolution Champion.
#9- VALERIE LAMB [No Change]
She’s getting a second chance at a shot at the grand prize, but she needs to capitalize this time. This is one woman who deserves to get over the hump.
#8- JENNIFER WILLIAMS [+4]
*TELEVISION CHAMPION*
She’s only won three out of her last nine, but god DAMN she knows how to pick those three. One of the most unlikely title runs in wrestling history.
#7- KATHERINE STRYFE [+4]
*EVOLUTION CHAMPION*
For the first time since February 21, 2012, Kat finds herself in the top ten, thanks to a four out of five match run that got her to and claiming the Evolution title. She’ll lose it back to Crystal on the rematch, but it was a nice story while it lasted.
#6- CARA STONE [No Change]
*ULTRAVIOLENCE CHAMPION*
We saw what Cara did to Emma at Anarchy. Now that she’s had two months to stew over Anders’ betrayal, and is in a thoroughly bad mood, what do you think she’s going to do to Emma this time around?
#5- SCARLETT KINCAID [No Change]
I actually really like the Fight Or Flight tag team, so it will be fun to see how Scar and Kelly perform in action when they face Club CK VIP. I don’t like CCKVIP’s odds, that’s for sure. Both of Eddie’s kids seem as focused and prepared as they’ve ever been.
#4- TARA THUNDER [-1]
For the first time ever, Tara’s on a multiple match winless streak, although one was a double countout. No shame to her, though. Only falls in the past year have been to Wendy and Caroline.
#3- CAROLINE DALLINS [+1]
She finally got her title shot, and I think she has Serafina in her sights. The one question is, can she handle the unique and difficult role of a favorited challenger? She’s going to have to if she wants to bring the gold back to Tampa.
#2- COLLEEN [No Change]
This is the moment Colleen’s been waiting for. She’s at the doorstep, and all she needs to do is shove Isabella aside, and get into the temple. Easier said than done, to be sure, but she’s come this far.
#1- ISABELLA PAZZINI [No Change]
*FFW CHAMPION*
Simple as this. If Isabella can repel Colleen without resorting to petty tricks, she cements herself as the greatest female wrestler in history. If she has to cheat, or, even worse, loses, well... the debate rages on.
And there you have it! 59 women, all ranked up nice and orderly. Just don’t forget that, like with all PPV’s in FFW, immediately after will be another FAN POWER X! So get your voting pencils ready, kids!
And of course, we leave you with a meme. Stacey Allen may be a bitch and complete disgrace to pro wrestling, but she is occasionally funny. This would be one of those times.
And with that, we’re off! See you after Cold Blooded!
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