1. REMATCH? REMATCH
I'm not going to make excuses here. Katherine Stryfe wrestled a hell of a match, and she eeked out a very tight, but clean win over Crystal Williams to become the new Evolution Champion. As a result, she becomes the first woman to Grand Slam the FFW Championships, and she continues to resurrect a career that was on a surefire downward spiral just a handful of months ago.
But even if there wasn't an automatic rematch clause to give Crystal a chance to win her third Evolution Championship, this is a match that needs to be made. As close and fierce as that first contest was, there is absolutely no reason to believe that a second contest wouldn't be as close- or would go the opposite way. I said earlier that if they fought ten times, Crystal would win 7, and I stand by that.
This rematch needs to happen, and if FFW is smart, they'll make it happen not too long after Cold Blooded. The rematch has show main event written all over it, so let's make it happen.
2. THE LIGHTS ARE BACK ON THE NO SURRENDER DIVISION
I'm not going to go so far as Wendy here, and think that Caroline's ascension to the #1 contendership is the "salvation" the No Surrender division needs- or that it even needs saving, but it is certainly nice to see what at one point was the hottest division in FFW finally getting back into gear.
Caroline's walking into a tricky situation here. She made it very clear that when she went for this title, it was Wendy she wanted to be going up against. But Serafina pulled the upset back in September, and Caroline's had to bide her time while the title sat on the shelf because... well, I really don't know why the title's sat on the shelf.
What I *do* know, though, is that we are looking at one vulnerable champion heading into this match. Serafina has not won once since her contest against Wendy, going 0-4 since then, including a defeat to Club CK VIP at the last Velocity (yes, they cheated, but a only moron wouldn't have been expecting THAT to happen). Caroline's gotta be tasting blood looking at her, but remember, we already had one woman underestmate Cupcake, and pay the price. But I have a feeling that Caroline is not going to make the same mistake.
3. THIS IS WHY YOU LISTEN TO ME
So, Thursday afternoon, while we were all waiting for the sun to go down and the atmosphere to get right for the go-home Velocity, I made the comment to Samara Steele that she should pay Misty Whitmore $100,000 to stand up her sister, or hell, even turn on her and join the Steele's in kicking the "Above Average" one's ass. Misty immediately declined, spouting off every goody-two shoes cliche I've ever heard, can't let the fans down, can't abandon family, yada yada yada.
So, now to Miss Whitmore, I have the following two words.
Told ya.
TOLD YA TOLD YA TOLD YA!
Okay, maybe I didn't actually know that her tag partner was the one who attacked the third Whitmore sister (Nicole), but I had a feeling that she was somewhat of a rotten bitch. I was right (I tend to be about these things. Remember how I saw Rori being fake a mile away?). Ashley is a rotten, backstabbing bitch who simply used her sister as bait to pick a fight with the Steele family, for no discernable rational reason whatsoever.
Misty could have been a little bit richer, and been on the winning team, giving Ashley exactly what she deserved. Instead, she had to fight her best friend, got her knee damn near torn up by said best friend, then had to realize she'd been siding with the exact woman who knocked her sister out of wrestling for several months, and then got disqualified by that other sister because she came running in like a bat out of hell and decided to take on the world.
I don't know what they call that in Canada, but down here... I call that a bad day. A tragic, so easily avoided, bad day.
Listen to Uncle Pollaski, Misty. He knows what's good for you.
4. DID AIMEE EASTER JUST TRY TO RHYME FINISH WITH BITCHES?
Yes. Yes she did. She also tried to rhyme "beautiful" and "kill". Maybe she should stick to ripping off the masters of the art. Or limericks! Everyone loves a good limerick!
You want a meme. I has a meme.
Alright, that does it for this edition fo the Four Corners! Stay tuned for some RANKINGS!!!
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