Saturday, November 24, 2012
ANARCHY PREVIEW: Black vs. Gray
WHAT'S AT STAKE
You mean other than being a BATTLE OF THE COLORS? Honestly, congratulations to everyone who shelled out ten bucks for Firewall I a couple months ago, because all you needed to do was wait eight weeks, and you'd get three of the SAME DAMN MATCHES, plus a shitload more, for only thirty bucks more. Can't really complain, though, considering all three matches were pretty good the first time, and look to be even better the second time around. Anyways, last time, Jodie beat Arabella for win number two in her now-six match streak.
EXPERT ANALYSIS
Seriously, is there a way for both of these girls to get beaten up? I mean, Jodie's turned from the dorky nerd girl to something completely different- and not all that likeable. It's like she turned into some female version of Kyle Busch. So yeah, I'd WANT to root for her opponent, except she's some vegan hippie who doesn't like killing animals. Here's a tidbit, kid. ANIMALS WERE PUT ON THIS EARTH TO BE KILLED AND EATEN! I mean, does she get all pissy when a lion eats an antelope? Then why can't a human eat a bunny, other than the fact bunnies just don't taste very good. Eh, screw it. I vote for the bipolar vegan hippie.
- Terrence Thompson
POLLASKI'S PICK
Vegas has Jodie as the favorite here, and it's not really hard to see why- six match winning streak plus a head to head win from back in September. But that might not be the smartest money to lay down. That loss was the only one Arabella's suffered in her last five matches, and she's on serious momentum at the moment, having just ran over Payton St. Pierre, Jo McFarlane, and Casey Atherton to take the Future Shock Cup. Not to mention Arabella's got the vengeance factor, not to mention she's probably more sick of Jodie's attitude than the average person by this point. So it's on that basis that I have to pick against the odds here.
WINNER: Arabella Black.
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