Once again, its time for wrestling manager and analyst Daniel Pollaski to go over the news, reviews, and previews of Femme Fatale Wrestling! All content is the sole opinion of the author and does not reflect the views of Femme Fatale Wrestling, its wrestlers, or administration. Or Wendy Briese, for that matter, so don’t go jumping her in the hallway if you get butthurt about this. Bitch.
The Power-X Inspirational Thought of the week
“No... wire... HANGERS! What's wire hangers doing in this closet when I told you: no wire hangers EVER? I work and work 'till I'm half-dead, and I hear people saying, "She's getting old." And what do I get? A daughter... who cares as much about the beautiful dresses I give her... as she cares about ME! WHAT’S WIRE HANGERS DOING IN THIS CLOSET? ANSWER ME! I buy you beautiful dresses, and you treat them like they were some dishrag. You do. Three hundred dollar dress on a wire hanger. We'll see how many you've got if they're hidden somewhere. We'll see... we'll see. Get out of that bed. All of this is coming out. Out. Out. Out. Out. Out. Out. You've got any more? We're gonna see how many wire hangers you've got in your closet. Wire hangers, why? WHY?! Christina, get out of that bed. Get out of that bed. You live in the most beautiful house in Brentwood and you don't care if your clothes are stretched out from wire hangers. And your room looks like some two-dollar-a-week furnished room in some two-bit back street town in OKLAHOMA!. Get up. Get up. Clean up this mess.”
- Joan Crawford (played by Faye Dunaway) “Mommie Dearest”
Happy (belated) Halloween everyone!
Now, we here at the Power X enjoy a good slasher film as much as the next guy, but when it comes to good Halloween movie, it’s kinda unfair that dudes in masks eviscerating people in log cabins get all the love. I mean there’s all kinds of scary movies out there. But no one ever seems to appreciate a good Psycho-biddy film anymore, and that’s a shame. After all, what’s scarier than a completely batshit post-menopausal woman? I mean, Lord knows I still scream in horror whenever I stumble across a Rose Astral match in the FFW video archives.
And when it comes to psycho-biddy, you can’t get much better than Mommie Dearest, the 1981 cult classic that made Ajax, wire hangers, gratuitous panty-shot filled catfights, and midnight axe wielding rampages awesome. And while real-life child abuse is no laughing matter, when its perpetrated on the screen by overblown actors acting out a script written by an embittered daughter who got hosed in the will, we here at the Power X can’t help but root for the mom to lock the brat back up in the poolhouse.
And seriously, had Joan Crawford been a wrestler, there isn’t a woman in the world- and that includes our illustrious own roster here in FFW, who would have stood a chance against her.
Still, its not like FFW isn’t lacking in its own cadre of batshit broads. You got Tara Thunder ranting and raving about conspiracies. You got Arabella de Rossi, who’s tongue actually lolls out of her mouth like a wolf’s when she’s thinking of her next prey. And don’t tell me that Raven Wicked doesn’t give you the creeps- that girl’s a couple of Froot Loops away from qualifying as her own cereal aisle.
At least pretty much all the moms in FFW are of a good nature. Well, except for Valerie Belmont, who forces her child to live a lie and think that daylight will set her on fire. I’m sure that won’t have any lasting psychological effects.
Speaking of Halloween... hey-o!
RANKINGS!
After suffering the biggest decrease in Power X history, we rebound just a bit this time through, bumping up from forty-two to forty-four, the only two dropouts being the expected girls from Deadhorse, given that they got shitcanned before the last column went up. Honestly, we’d have held at forty-two, but for the first time, I’m invoking my ‘I can break the rules since it’s my fucking coumn’ clause. Both Scarlett Kincaid and Sophie Richards shouldn’t technically be ranked, given that they haven’t wrestled the last two cycles, nor are they booked the next one. Still, we’re talking two staples in the FFW heirarchy, both of whom have blockbuster matches at Violent Night. So what the hell, we’ll let them stick around.
Of course, top 25 get highlighted, which means we’re looking at 19 people who are left out in the cold, harsh realm of obscurity. Why? BECAUSE I AM NOT ONE OF THEIR FANS!
#44- GIA VAN ZANT [-2]
#43- JEN SAINT [NEW]
#42- CHARITY DEAS [-1]
#41- TRACI LOVEHEART [-1]
#40- DESTINY LOVEHEART [-1]
#39- MINDY SMYTH [-1]
#38- SARAH RICHARDSON [-3]
#37- TABATHA BELMONT [NEW]
#36- CHARLOTTE GAGE [-2]
#35- ALLISON DEAS [-2]
#34- REBBECCA VALENTINE [-4]
#33- LUMINA FERRARI [-1]
#32- JO MCFARLANE [-1]
#31- HANNA ELLIOT [-2]
#30- KASSANDRA [+6]
#29- SOPHIA BLACK [-2]
#28- SHANE SANDERS [-2]
#27- CASEY ATHERTON [-5]
#26- ARABELLA DE ROSSI [-1]
Any problem where you’re ranked? Don’t fuck with me, ladies. This ain’t my first time at the rodeo!
If you can do the math here, you’ll notice that only three wrestlers fell out of the prestigious top 25, which means that three new faces dot the highlights this week. Only one of those was ranked last week, with a newcomer, and a returning Femme Fatale making up the other two.
So let’s count them down!
#25- ARIANNA MILLAR [NEW]
*FFW UNITY TAG TEAM CHAMPION*
Okay, so given the history here, Arabella might be a teensy bit pissed that she got dumped from the top 25 for Arianna. Hell, I can’t believe I’m ranking Stinky Pinky this high myself. But two matches in FFW (albeit both tag), and Arianna’s gotten the pins in both of em- picking up the unity belts in the process... and she managed to do it all with her shirt on!. Throw in the fact that the other win was over the formidable Danger Queens, and I hate to say it, but Millar might just be the real deal after all...
#24- ALYSSA FOXWORTH [-1]
The billion dollar bitch is just bobbing in the water here, and it looks like she’ll continue to do so in the coming weeks, which will leave her decisively fresher in the Chase for the Crown finals than Kain or Amaro. Could that give her an advantage? Cheapo pin aside, she’s been by far the least impressive of the three so far. Which means she’s going to need all the advantage she can get.
#23- CRYSTAL HATE [-4]
It’s been a tough couple of weeks for Hate, losing a heartbreaker to Mackenzie and then taking a second tough loss to Harrington. But Hate’s done playing welcome-wagon dominatrix now, she’s got real competition. She can seriously step it up and turn heads at Violent Night, when she faces Sophia Black in a #1 contenders match for the TV title.
#22- QUEEN MACHINE [+6]
Jenny’s arrived on the block, and she did it with a flat-out whooping of Tabatha Belmont. Unless she manages to annoy Kitty sufficiently, she’s got a way to go til she crosses that river, so she needs to start working her way up. Beating the inconsistent Emma McIntyre at Violent Night will be a great start.
#21- KELLY MCGUFFIN [=]
Beating a veteran (albeit a struggling one) in Kassandra certainly adds to Kelly’s legitimacy. Being named the boss’ new little assistant to replace Dumbass isn’t a bad thing either. But the question is- when will Kelly be taken serious enough to get herself into a PPV?
#20- KARA HARRINGTON [Returning- Last Ranked September 15th (28th)]
Kara returned to the ring in style, pulling off a very good win over a game Crystal Hate. She’s got her sights set on that No Surrender title, and she’s going to be a serious dark-horse candidate in that match. However, until then, unless she can get a last-minute match at Violent Night, Kara is going to be sitting on the sidelines
#19- IGNIS [+1]
Now that the Eternal Flame’s been smoked (Not that we needed THAT little incident from last April being brought up again). Bounce and Pounce needs to turn their attention to the new target- Pink, Inc. Even though their win at Byte This II isn’t over the Champions anymore, they’re still considered the frontrunners in my book. You can bet one thing- there’s going to be a LOT of energy when those two teams collide.
#18- DESIRAE KAIN [+6]
*FFW UNITY TAG TEAM CHAMPION*
You cannot rule Little Desi out at any moment, it seems. People didn’t give her much of a chance in Future Shock. People didn’t give her much of a chance in the Chase for the Crownl. People openly scoffed when she picked Arianna Millar as her partner, and took on the Eternal Flame. I’ll admit I’ve been in the crowd a couple of times myself, but Desirae just keeps on proving everyone wrong. She can keep doing that in the finals of the Chase, beating Eileen and Alyssa.
#17- EMMA MCINTYRE [=]
Get used to that equal sign, kids. Normally the mid-teens is the most turbulent part of the rankings, but we’re looking at a stasis here. It’s hard to drop Emma for her loss to Stacey- it was a hard fought contest, and, let’s be honest, Stacey’s been underranked due to a more sparse schedule than most. A few weeks off await McIntyre, then a big showdown with the Machine
#16- HAYLEY DARK [=]
Honestly, it’d be nice to see Hayley in a little more singles action (Ignis too, for that matter), but Dark’s made it clear that she and Iggy want to focus on their tag team. One problem though- neither member of B&P are booked in the next two shows- and not yet at Violent Night as well. Considering that the Violent Femmes can make a statement against Pink Inc at Breaking Point, and two other contending teams collide at VN, Bounce and Pounce could very quickly find themselves fading away in the public eye.
#15- RAVEN WICKED [=]
I’m not entirely sure what the exact nature of the stipulation is going to be at Violent Night here, but I’m going to guess that a lot of light tubes are going to be involved. In short, Christmas is seriously coming early for Raven, because she just got herself onto the bestest playground EVAR. As an added treat, she gets to be punched around by Rose Jenkins two weeks beforehand as well.
#14- EILEEN AMARO [=]
Considering she’s been EVERYWHERE since she started in FFW, it was almost surprising to look back and realize that Eileen’s been idle the last couple of weeks. That changes tomorrow at Velocity, when she goes one on one with...
#13- ROSE JENKINS [=]
As tough as Wendy had it a couple weeks ago, Eileen is in for a hell of a fight here, as she’s facing a Rose who feels slighted, mocked, and overall was never really in that good of a mood to begin with. Oh, and the monumental moment when Eileen tugged a surprised Rose over the ropes to eliminate her certainly hasn’t been forgotten by the redemption-seeking Rose.
#12- SOPHIE RICHARDS [=]
*FFW TELEVISION CHAMPION*
Like I said earlier, Sophie hasn’t had a match inside the last-two, next-one parameters, but since she’s the Televison Champion, and gets to take on Tabatha Belmont at Violent Night (in the most undeserved title shot in the history of professional wrestling). Its only fair we keep her around. And this concludes our section of complete and utter immobility for the week.
#11- TARA THUNDER [-2]
Remember her? Truth be told, we haven’t seen much of Tara since she was thrown off that ladder by Wendy, but she did have a match at Sin & Sacrific when she beat the living holy hell out of Lilah Carter, to the point the arm broke. Since then, her only other appearance was after Crystal Hilton had just lost to Colleen, and she came in and further ruined the Rose Goddesses’ night. That’s gotten her an Evolution Title shot, and for good reason- she already holds a win over Hilton. That means that Tara can finally have her day at Violent Night- and hopefully shut up about it afterwards.
#10- ISABELLA PAZZINI [-2]
After her controversial loss to Starla, it looks like Samantha is going to do everything she can to keep Isabella off television- at the very least she’s not looking at any matches for the forseeable future. That could be giving Isabella time to plan her next move away from the limelight. Or perhaps the Cheating Queen is truly and utterly about to be phased out of the company. Isabella’s not about to go away without a right, but Samantha is a tough, tough boss to beat.
#9- CRYSTAL HILTON [-2]
*FFW EVOLUTION CHAMPION*
Sheez, Louise! Is Wendy Briese the only wrestler that Crystal is capable of beating? While that hardly bodes well for my client, the Rose Goddess has now lost four of her past five, the latest being a Femme For All- ending defeat at the hands of Colleen. Still, there’s not many wrestlers that have taken a tougher schdule over the past couple months than Hilton. She can definitely get things turned around by defending her title at Violent Night.
#8- STARLA MCCLOUD [+2]
Tough to move up two spots in the top ten with a win over Charity Deas, but with the consistency Starla’s been showing, she deserved it. This also means that, for the time being, Colleen actually isn’t the only A-Lister to actually be on the FFW’s A-List of talent. Starla’s back to biding her time, but having already qualified for the No Surrender title shot, she’s definitely going to be biding her time with a fair element of anticipation.
#7- KAITLYNN STRYFE [-4]
Not dissin’ on the Sinner, but losing a second time to Katherine Stryfe is definitely going to take her out of the FFW title picture for the time being. Still, there’s no doubt that Kitty is one of the most dangerous women on the FFW roster, and with her going up against Scarlett Kincaid at Violent Night, that’s going to be a monstrous momentum changer for either woman.
#6- STACEY MACKENZIE [+5]
The streak continues with a very nice win over fellow Mafia member Emma McIntyre, but now its time to get serious. Stacey’s gotten what she’s wanted so far- a trip to the finals of the Femme For All Tournament. But standing in front of her is none other than the hottest (in terms of in-ring momentum, not physical appearance) wrestler going in FFW right now.
#5- WENDY BRIESE [+1]
Hate to ‘kiss Wendy’s ass’ here, but Wendy just completed a fairly nice stretch, winning three matches over the span of nine days. To be fair, one of the matches was by disqualifcation, and another was over Charity Deas, but the fact of the matter is that Wendy’s put the devasting loss at Sin & Sacrifice behind her, and has moved on with style. She just needs to keep going, if anything can kill momentum, it’s losing to Jo McFarlane.
#4- SCARLETT KINCAID [=]
Like Sophie Richards, Scarlett technically shouldn’t be ranked this week, but like Sophie, her absence from the rankings certainly wouldn’t make any hearts grow fonder (except for perhaps Katherine Stryfe, who Scarlett has spent the later stages of her recovery owning on Twitter). On the unfortunate side, Scarlett’s coming back cold at Violent Night, without even a warmup match under her belt. When you’re facing a Kaitlynn Stryfe that’s hot out for a comeback, that’s a tough position to be put in. But its even more important that Scar come back 100%, which is likely why she’ll be sidelined for a couple extra weeks.
#3- CAMILLA PAZZINI [+2]
*FFW ULTRAVIOLENCE CHAMPION*
If memory serves me correctly, this is the highest that the UV titleholder has been ranked in the Power X. So now Chunks finds herself in a similar position to what she did four months ago- ranked in the top 5, and enjoying a title reign with her fave belt. That led to her laying a lemon at Unstoppable, and giving the title up to Raven. This time around, she’s got an even tougher challenge. As brutal and tough as Chunks is, she can’t afford to make any mistakes in this Night of 10,000 Light Tubes Match
#2- COLLEEN [=]
Who else for the coveted #2 spot? Colleen’s tear continues, and she’s pulling off consecutive wins that most Femme Fatales could only dream of doing. Just one problem, she’s up next against Stacey, and we all know what Stacey does to dreams. Colleen has this match on paper, but mentally, she’s had that problem getting over the hump. It’s now or never time for Shorthair McFoulmouth
#1- KATHERINE STRYFE [=]
*FFW CHAMPION*
To be honest, if it weren’t for my “Top Champions get automatic #1 rule”, Katherine might not be here this week, thanks to a complete meltdown against Pink, Inc (and an even better meltdown on Twitter in the aftermath). Still, it was a hell of a title defense for Stryfe at Velocity, and now she can safely sit back, relax, and see who the winner of the Femme For All is. For once, I won’t call the winner of the FFA to beat her, given that we’ve seen that Kat seems to be at her best when she’s picked against. Let’s see how she can truly manage herself from the champions role.
And just like that, we are done with the 25, folks! Don’t like your ranking? Wrestle better!
INCOMING!
You don’t need an advent calendar to see that Violent Night is coming, and our final round of shows will be a hell of a sleigh ride to get us there. Here’s a quick look at what you’ll see.
VELOCITY- November 3 from Seattle, Washington
We’re heading to Pollaski country here! And while there’s some pretty good matches on this show, all eyes are on the main event of the evening, when the Femme For All Tournament is decided! Colleen and Stacey have both done a great job of getting to this point, but only one is going on to Violent Night. Honestly, its a tough call- Stacey’s got her streak, but the fact is, that almost pales in comparison to the tear that Colleen has been on ever since the week after Unstoppable, when she fell short against Kitty Stryfe. This is truly anyone’s match, and it won’t be until the end of the evening before we know who’s going on.
The undercard ain’t anything to sneeze at either. Everyones been waiting for Eileen Amaro and Rose Jenkins to get back into the ring again, and we get that special treat here. Eileen pulled a huge upset by eliminating Rose at Byte this, but Jenkins has yet to be pinned by anyone, and she is going to be out looking for serious redemption after the Briese debacle. Tara Thunder also returns to action, with an opponent that should be more challenging than her last one, although not by much. Arabella’s in singles action as well, looking to tear Mindy Smyth a new one. And of course, the gorgeous (and I mean... WOW) Alysson Gardner makes her debut, going up against the evil Allison Deas, and the whiny Sophia Black. Gentlemen, get yer DVR’s ready for this one... you’ll be pausing it every time she moves to enjoy the view.
On another note, this is like the first show in forever without Charity Deas on it. Rejoice.
BREAKING POINT- November 12 from Boston, Massachusetts
And now for the go-home show! Main event’s going to be a doozy of attrition, with Pink, Inc. teaming up with Wendy “Pink clashes with my hair!” Briese to face the Violent Femmes and Jo “Only significantly violent in run-ins” McFarlane. SRSLY, kids. This one is gonna be a clusterfuck by the end of it. Elsewhere, we get a teaser for Violent Night when Rose and Raven go at it, and if you think that Camilla isn’t going to make her presence known out there, then you obviously haven’t been paying attention. Kaitlynn Stryfe faces Kassandra, who’s coming off of a moderate upset of Lumina Ferrari to advance in the No Surrender tournament. Still, it’s hard to see this one amounting to anything more than a warmup match for Kitty.
Charity Deas returns to action, in a match that WAS supposed to be at Violent Night, but was moved (an announcement that actually added about 3,000 buys, if the numbers are right). She faces her sister in that epic hair vs. hair showdown, which will only be epic because it’ll be fun to watch Allison torture her sister. Crystal Hilton tries to stop the bleeding when she gets back in the ring against Sophia Black, who’s violent tendencies have been a bit more outgoing recently. And the hapless Gia Van Zant faces the hapless Jen Saint. Someone’s gotta win.
AWARDS!
Easy pick today for awards, as we’re looking at the newest member of the FFW announcing team. That would be one Leander Apollo, or, thanks to Eileen’s revealing tweeting, Myron. I know, I’m gonna get punched. Anyways, take it away, Leo!
Match of the Week: Katherine Stryfe vs. Kaitlynn Stryfe for the FFW Championship Part Deux
The thrills, the chills, the different color commentators, the shenanigans, the bitchiness on Twitter going over 9000 on the weeks leading up to this and by the Gods, did it DELIVER! If you haven’t seen this match yet, slap yourself in the forehead a few times and go watch it. Katherine showed her resilience and a champion’s pride, Kitty displayed some fantastic mat-based awareness – a Tornado DDT on the damn knee cap…damn straight I’m taking notes – and well, at ringside, Alexander Stryfe did what Alexander Stryfe does best in providing just extra spark of cheeky and fun shenanigans. Really, as if Kitty’s shenanigans weren’t cruel and tragic as they were. But needless to say, Katherine fought on even at the expense of her ligaments and after being brutally assaulted with a chair managed to still find a way to triumph and retain her championship…thus, doing what champions are supposed to do and making her in-laws’ shenanigans not really shenanigans at all (evil shenanigans)!
Is there gonna be a part three? Probably not for a while, the queue’s starting to form up again. But Kitty can definitely jump in the line by beating Scar at VN. Anyways, my runners up!
- Pink, Inc vs. The Eternal Flame (Not the best wrestling wise, but if you love humongous colossal WTF just happened Appy State style upsets... and I do... this was your match)
- Colleen vs. Crystal Hilton (Crystal came up short, but dear god she gave Colleen a fight. It would have been so interesting to see what would have happened if Hilton had derailed the Franchise right there)
Winner of the Week: Pink, Inc.
First of all, let’s not call it an upset. Sure, both Arianna Millar and Desirae Kain were considered a long shot to beat the Eternal Flame for the Unity tag team titles but they weren’t the Future Shock/SVW slouches that Katherine and Rebbecca took them for in the days leading up to this match. Turns out, Arianna and Desi know quite a thing or two about wrestling and they proved it by putting down the FFW Champion herself for the count (bad knee or not Kat…the winner takes it all, the loser has to fall, it’s simple and it’s plain…SO Y U COMPLAIN?!?!?!) But seriously, congratulations to our NEW FFW Unity Tag Team champions…girls, you kinda got your work cut out for you with Bounce & Pounce and the Violent Femmes in the horizon.
Wow, the whining from Kat Stryfe after that match was amazing. Seriously, still the FFW champion. Show some class.
- Scarlett Kincaid (She’s baaaaaaack! And in a huge match at Violent Night too! Definitely a nice break for the loveable Kincaid)
- Kassandra (She’s been struggling so hard, even to the point where it was suggested by some that she and Gage split up, just to try to change the momentum. Beating Lumina’s gotten her on the right track for now. Let’s hope she can keep it going)
Loser of the Week: Charity Deas
Not that this is that uncommon of a story, but this had to be pointed out – you see Charity, when you’re in a match for a championship that is based on submissions, guess what you DON’T get to do? Get pinfall victories. So you basically nodding your head like a mentally challenged, deranged gorilla and telling us all how you were going to beat Starla McCloud with one of your flippy-floppy moves was enough for me to actually take 19.73 seconds of my time to type this to tell you that you absolutely suck, you are going to be shaved bald by your slightly smarter sister and quite frankly, you should hang up the boots. And yes…I did time this so that I’d bang my head against the desk multiple times had I gone over 30 seconds.
Yeah Leo, Charity is a fucking idiot, and she definitely deserves to be Loser of the Week pretty much every week. Ironically, you picked for a cycle during which she actually WON. Therefore, runner up...
- Jen Saint (Welcome to FFW! Here’s your warmup ma... uh... who hired you again?)
- Chien (I was gonna pick Crystal Hate here, not really for losing to Kara, but more for her costume. But word around is that her manservant picked it out for her. While that would normally qualify you for douchebag status, fact of the matter is a real, honest to god douchebag being shoved anywhere is gonna be probably par for the course when Crystal gets her hands on him)
Douchebag of the Week: Camilla Pazzini
Now, let’s not get it twisted. I, for one, never met Camilla Pazzini in person (whether that’ll be my pleasure or not, that’s yet to be seen). But what I do know is that this woman is a bonafide troll. Seriously. She makes the “keyboard warrior” nerds on 4chan look like the socially awkward rejects that they are and not to mention, I am pretty sure she feasts on the souls of most of our viewing audience with her antics (bet Crystal Hate would love to get in on that department, given her royal demon-ness and all). If you want proof, look no further than what she’s done to Rose Jenkins as of late – helped her beat Michelle Taylor, antagonized her at every turn, snuffed her by winning the Ultraviolence title back at Sin & Sacrifice, bashed Wendy Briese’s brains out with her title belt to get Rose disqualified in that match…and believe it or not, I ain’t even mad. I’m just that 1% that is, well, mildly amused by all of this. Take a bow, Cammie. You truly are what every troll in the world aspires to be.
Seriously, the world would be a much better place if there were more Camilla Pazzini memes.
- Tabatha Belmont (Now, I know its too late to stop this ball from rolling now, but seriously? There is absolutely no redeeming factor anywhere that suggests that Tabatha deserves a shot at the Television title, and yet, come violent night, she’s getting one. I mean seriously, even Sophia Black is more deserving)
- Tara Thunder (First Undine, now Crystal Hilton Tara sure knows how to kick someone when they’re down.)
And a huge thanks to Leo for the entries for this week! I’d say one of the best, most sensible entries we’ve had yet!
SOUND OFF!
Didn’t get too much participation in the sound off this week, but still some good stuff. This week’s question was:
Who will win the Femme For All Finals Match between Stacey Mackenzie and Colleen?
I hope it's Stacey. We wouldn't hear THE FRIGGIN' END OF IT if Colleen wins. Eileen Amaro (@AmaroEileen)
Streaks are meant to be broken and Colleen's gone beast mode in that ring whether you love her or hate her. She has my vote. Chris Strike (@GoTChrisStrike) [SVW Wrestler, and boyfriend of Jo McFarlane]
Thanks Dan xD Scarlett Kincaid (@FFWScarlett) [Actually, I think this was about something else ^_^]
Me. Colleen [@CrcksNtheCeilin]
Colleen. Obviously. Stacey can win all the matches against talentless losers she wants. This week, she's tapping out. Arabella De Rossi (@ArabellaFFW)
Stacey will win. She wants it more. Kaitlynn Stryfe (@KaitlynnStryfe)
It’ll be a close match, perhaps match of the year. But I have a feeling Stacey pulls through Wendy Briese (@WendyBriese)
So by my count, that’s three votes for Colleen, three for Stacey, and one vote of eternal gratitude towards the author. Sounds about right.
Alright kids, that’s it! Enjoy the next two shows, and we’ll see you shortly after for a preview of VIOLENT NIGHT!
Until then... POLLA OUT!
Daniel Pollaski is an freelance wrestling columnist, SVW wrestler, and the manager of Wendy Briese. He is also very upset that only one person put him on their attractive Twitter Followers list. Thanks Nikkii!
The Power-X Inspirational Thought of the week
“No... wire... HANGERS! What's wire hangers doing in this closet when I told you: no wire hangers EVER? I work and work 'till I'm half-dead, and I hear people saying, "She's getting old." And what do I get? A daughter... who cares as much about the beautiful dresses I give her... as she cares about ME! WHAT’S WIRE HANGERS DOING IN THIS CLOSET? ANSWER ME! I buy you beautiful dresses, and you treat them like they were some dishrag. You do. Three hundred dollar dress on a wire hanger. We'll see how many you've got if they're hidden somewhere. We'll see... we'll see. Get out of that bed. All of this is coming out. Out. Out. Out. Out. Out. Out. You've got any more? We're gonna see how many wire hangers you've got in your closet. Wire hangers, why? WHY?! Christina, get out of that bed. Get out of that bed. You live in the most beautiful house in Brentwood and you don't care if your clothes are stretched out from wire hangers. And your room looks like some two-dollar-a-week furnished room in some two-bit back street town in OKLAHOMA!. Get up. Get up. Clean up this mess.”
- Joan Crawford (played by Faye Dunaway) “Mommie Dearest”
Happy (belated) Halloween everyone!
Now, we here at the Power X enjoy a good slasher film as much as the next guy, but when it comes to good Halloween movie, it’s kinda unfair that dudes in masks eviscerating people in log cabins get all the love. I mean there’s all kinds of scary movies out there. But no one ever seems to appreciate a good Psycho-biddy film anymore, and that’s a shame. After all, what’s scarier than a completely batshit post-menopausal woman? I mean, Lord knows I still scream in horror whenever I stumble across a Rose Astral match in the FFW video archives.
And when it comes to psycho-biddy, you can’t get much better than Mommie Dearest, the 1981 cult classic that made Ajax, wire hangers, gratuitous panty-shot filled catfights, and midnight axe wielding rampages awesome. And while real-life child abuse is no laughing matter, when its perpetrated on the screen by overblown actors acting out a script written by an embittered daughter who got hosed in the will, we here at the Power X can’t help but root for the mom to lock the brat back up in the poolhouse.
And seriously, had Joan Crawford been a wrestler, there isn’t a woman in the world- and that includes our illustrious own roster here in FFW, who would have stood a chance against her.
Still, its not like FFW isn’t lacking in its own cadre of batshit broads. You got Tara Thunder ranting and raving about conspiracies. You got Arabella de Rossi, who’s tongue actually lolls out of her mouth like a wolf’s when she’s thinking of her next prey. And don’t tell me that Raven Wicked doesn’t give you the creeps- that girl’s a couple of Froot Loops away from qualifying as her own cereal aisle.
At least pretty much all the moms in FFW are of a good nature. Well, except for Valerie Belmont, who forces her child to live a lie and think that daylight will set her on fire. I’m sure that won’t have any lasting psychological effects.
Speaking of Halloween... hey-o!
RANKINGS!
After suffering the biggest decrease in Power X history, we rebound just a bit this time through, bumping up from forty-two to forty-four, the only two dropouts being the expected girls from Deadhorse, given that they got shitcanned before the last column went up. Honestly, we’d have held at forty-two, but for the first time, I’m invoking my ‘I can break the rules since it’s my fucking coumn’ clause. Both Scarlett Kincaid and Sophie Richards shouldn’t technically be ranked, given that they haven’t wrestled the last two cycles, nor are they booked the next one. Still, we’re talking two staples in the FFW heirarchy, both of whom have blockbuster matches at Violent Night. So what the hell, we’ll let them stick around.
Of course, top 25 get highlighted, which means we’re looking at 19 people who are left out in the cold, harsh realm of obscurity. Why? BECAUSE I AM NOT ONE OF THEIR FANS!
#44- GIA VAN ZANT [-2]
#43- JEN SAINT [NEW]
#42- CHARITY DEAS [-1]
#41- TRACI LOVEHEART [-1]
#40- DESTINY LOVEHEART [-1]
#39- MINDY SMYTH [-1]
#38- SARAH RICHARDSON [-3]
#37- TABATHA BELMONT [NEW]
#36- CHARLOTTE GAGE [-2]
#35- ALLISON DEAS [-2]
#34- REBBECCA VALENTINE [-4]
#33- LUMINA FERRARI [-1]
#32- JO MCFARLANE [-1]
#31- HANNA ELLIOT [-2]
#30- KASSANDRA [+6]
#29- SOPHIA BLACK [-2]
#28- SHANE SANDERS [-2]
#27- CASEY ATHERTON [-5]
#26- ARABELLA DE ROSSI [-1]
Any problem where you’re ranked? Don’t fuck with me, ladies. This ain’t my first time at the rodeo!
If you can do the math here, you’ll notice that only three wrestlers fell out of the prestigious top 25, which means that three new faces dot the highlights this week. Only one of those was ranked last week, with a newcomer, and a returning Femme Fatale making up the other two.
So let’s count them down!
#25- ARIANNA MILLAR [NEW]
*FFW UNITY TAG TEAM CHAMPION*
Okay, so given the history here, Arabella might be a teensy bit pissed that she got dumped from the top 25 for Arianna. Hell, I can’t believe I’m ranking Stinky Pinky this high myself. But two matches in FFW (albeit both tag), and Arianna’s gotten the pins in both of em- picking up the unity belts in the process... and she managed to do it all with her shirt on!. Throw in the fact that the other win was over the formidable Danger Queens, and I hate to say it, but Millar might just be the real deal after all...
#24- ALYSSA FOXWORTH [-1]
The billion dollar bitch is just bobbing in the water here, and it looks like she’ll continue to do so in the coming weeks, which will leave her decisively fresher in the Chase for the Crown finals than Kain or Amaro. Could that give her an advantage? Cheapo pin aside, she’s been by far the least impressive of the three so far. Which means she’s going to need all the advantage she can get.
#23- CRYSTAL HATE [-4]
It’s been a tough couple of weeks for Hate, losing a heartbreaker to Mackenzie and then taking a second tough loss to Harrington. But Hate’s done playing welcome-wagon dominatrix now, she’s got real competition. She can seriously step it up and turn heads at Violent Night, when she faces Sophia Black in a #1 contenders match for the TV title.
#22- QUEEN MACHINE [+6]
Jenny’s arrived on the block, and she did it with a flat-out whooping of Tabatha Belmont. Unless she manages to annoy Kitty sufficiently, she’s got a way to go til she crosses that river, so she needs to start working her way up. Beating the inconsistent Emma McIntyre at Violent Night will be a great start.
#21- KELLY MCGUFFIN [=]
Beating a veteran (albeit a struggling one) in Kassandra certainly adds to Kelly’s legitimacy. Being named the boss’ new little assistant to replace Dumbass isn’t a bad thing either. But the question is- when will Kelly be taken serious enough to get herself into a PPV?
#20- KARA HARRINGTON [Returning- Last Ranked September 15th (28th)]
Kara returned to the ring in style, pulling off a very good win over a game Crystal Hate. She’s got her sights set on that No Surrender title, and she’s going to be a serious dark-horse candidate in that match. However, until then, unless she can get a last-minute match at Violent Night, Kara is going to be sitting on the sidelines
#19- IGNIS [+1]
Now that the Eternal Flame’s been smoked (Not that we needed THAT little incident from last April being brought up again). Bounce and Pounce needs to turn their attention to the new target- Pink, Inc. Even though their win at Byte This II isn’t over the Champions anymore, they’re still considered the frontrunners in my book. You can bet one thing- there’s going to be a LOT of energy when those two teams collide.
#18- DESIRAE KAIN [+6]
*FFW UNITY TAG TEAM CHAMPION*
You cannot rule Little Desi out at any moment, it seems. People didn’t give her much of a chance in Future Shock. People didn’t give her much of a chance in the Chase for the Crownl. People openly scoffed when she picked Arianna Millar as her partner, and took on the Eternal Flame. I’ll admit I’ve been in the crowd a couple of times myself, but Desirae just keeps on proving everyone wrong. She can keep doing that in the finals of the Chase, beating Eileen and Alyssa.
#17- EMMA MCINTYRE [=]
Get used to that equal sign, kids. Normally the mid-teens is the most turbulent part of the rankings, but we’re looking at a stasis here. It’s hard to drop Emma for her loss to Stacey- it was a hard fought contest, and, let’s be honest, Stacey’s been underranked due to a more sparse schedule than most. A few weeks off await McIntyre, then a big showdown with the Machine
#16- HAYLEY DARK [=]
Honestly, it’d be nice to see Hayley in a little more singles action (Ignis too, for that matter), but Dark’s made it clear that she and Iggy want to focus on their tag team. One problem though- neither member of B&P are booked in the next two shows- and not yet at Violent Night as well. Considering that the Violent Femmes can make a statement against Pink Inc at Breaking Point, and two other contending teams collide at VN, Bounce and Pounce could very quickly find themselves fading away in the public eye.
#15- RAVEN WICKED [=]
I’m not entirely sure what the exact nature of the stipulation is going to be at Violent Night here, but I’m going to guess that a lot of light tubes are going to be involved. In short, Christmas is seriously coming early for Raven, because she just got herself onto the bestest playground EVAR. As an added treat, she gets to be punched around by Rose Jenkins two weeks beforehand as well.
#14- EILEEN AMARO [=]
Considering she’s been EVERYWHERE since she started in FFW, it was almost surprising to look back and realize that Eileen’s been idle the last couple of weeks. That changes tomorrow at Velocity, when she goes one on one with...
#13- ROSE JENKINS [=]
As tough as Wendy had it a couple weeks ago, Eileen is in for a hell of a fight here, as she’s facing a Rose who feels slighted, mocked, and overall was never really in that good of a mood to begin with. Oh, and the monumental moment when Eileen tugged a surprised Rose over the ropes to eliminate her certainly hasn’t been forgotten by the redemption-seeking Rose.
#12- SOPHIE RICHARDS [=]
*FFW TELEVISION CHAMPION*
Like I said earlier, Sophie hasn’t had a match inside the last-two, next-one parameters, but since she’s the Televison Champion, and gets to take on Tabatha Belmont at Violent Night (in the most undeserved title shot in the history of professional wrestling). Its only fair we keep her around. And this concludes our section of complete and utter immobility for the week.
#11- TARA THUNDER [-2]
Remember her? Truth be told, we haven’t seen much of Tara since she was thrown off that ladder by Wendy, but she did have a match at Sin & Sacrific when she beat the living holy hell out of Lilah Carter, to the point the arm broke. Since then, her only other appearance was after Crystal Hilton had just lost to Colleen, and she came in and further ruined the Rose Goddesses’ night. That’s gotten her an Evolution Title shot, and for good reason- she already holds a win over Hilton. That means that Tara can finally have her day at Violent Night- and hopefully shut up about it afterwards.
#10- ISABELLA PAZZINI [-2]
After her controversial loss to Starla, it looks like Samantha is going to do everything she can to keep Isabella off television- at the very least she’s not looking at any matches for the forseeable future. That could be giving Isabella time to plan her next move away from the limelight. Or perhaps the Cheating Queen is truly and utterly about to be phased out of the company. Isabella’s not about to go away without a right, but Samantha is a tough, tough boss to beat.
#9- CRYSTAL HILTON [-2]
*FFW EVOLUTION CHAMPION*
Sheez, Louise! Is Wendy Briese the only wrestler that Crystal is capable of beating? While that hardly bodes well for my client, the Rose Goddess has now lost four of her past five, the latest being a Femme For All- ending defeat at the hands of Colleen. Still, there’s not many wrestlers that have taken a tougher schdule over the past couple months than Hilton. She can definitely get things turned around by defending her title at Violent Night.
#8- STARLA MCCLOUD [+2]
Tough to move up two spots in the top ten with a win over Charity Deas, but with the consistency Starla’s been showing, she deserved it. This also means that, for the time being, Colleen actually isn’t the only A-Lister to actually be on the FFW’s A-List of talent. Starla’s back to biding her time, but having already qualified for the No Surrender title shot, she’s definitely going to be biding her time with a fair element of anticipation.
#7- KAITLYNN STRYFE [-4]
Not dissin’ on the Sinner, but losing a second time to Katherine Stryfe is definitely going to take her out of the FFW title picture for the time being. Still, there’s no doubt that Kitty is one of the most dangerous women on the FFW roster, and with her going up against Scarlett Kincaid at Violent Night, that’s going to be a monstrous momentum changer for either woman.
#6- STACEY MACKENZIE [+5]
The streak continues with a very nice win over fellow Mafia member Emma McIntyre, but now its time to get serious. Stacey’s gotten what she’s wanted so far- a trip to the finals of the Femme For All Tournament. But standing in front of her is none other than the hottest (in terms of in-ring momentum, not physical appearance) wrestler going in FFW right now.
#5- WENDY BRIESE [+1]
Hate to ‘kiss Wendy’s ass’ here, but Wendy just completed a fairly nice stretch, winning three matches over the span of nine days. To be fair, one of the matches was by disqualifcation, and another was over Charity Deas, but the fact of the matter is that Wendy’s put the devasting loss at Sin & Sacrifice behind her, and has moved on with style. She just needs to keep going, if anything can kill momentum, it’s losing to Jo McFarlane.
#4- SCARLETT KINCAID [=]
Like Sophie Richards, Scarlett technically shouldn’t be ranked this week, but like Sophie, her absence from the rankings certainly wouldn’t make any hearts grow fonder (except for perhaps Katherine Stryfe, who Scarlett has spent the later stages of her recovery owning on Twitter). On the unfortunate side, Scarlett’s coming back cold at Violent Night, without even a warmup match under her belt. When you’re facing a Kaitlynn Stryfe that’s hot out for a comeback, that’s a tough position to be put in. But its even more important that Scar come back 100%, which is likely why she’ll be sidelined for a couple extra weeks.
#3- CAMILLA PAZZINI [+2]
*FFW ULTRAVIOLENCE CHAMPION*
If memory serves me correctly, this is the highest that the UV titleholder has been ranked in the Power X. So now Chunks finds herself in a similar position to what she did four months ago- ranked in the top 5, and enjoying a title reign with her fave belt. That led to her laying a lemon at Unstoppable, and giving the title up to Raven. This time around, she’s got an even tougher challenge. As brutal and tough as Chunks is, she can’t afford to make any mistakes in this Night of 10,000 Light Tubes Match
#2- COLLEEN [=]
Who else for the coveted #2 spot? Colleen’s tear continues, and she’s pulling off consecutive wins that most Femme Fatales could only dream of doing. Just one problem, she’s up next against Stacey, and we all know what Stacey does to dreams. Colleen has this match on paper, but mentally, she’s had that problem getting over the hump. It’s now or never time for Shorthair McFoulmouth
#1- KATHERINE STRYFE [=]
*FFW CHAMPION*
To be honest, if it weren’t for my “Top Champions get automatic #1 rule”, Katherine might not be here this week, thanks to a complete meltdown against Pink, Inc (and an even better meltdown on Twitter in the aftermath). Still, it was a hell of a title defense for Stryfe at Velocity, and now she can safely sit back, relax, and see who the winner of the Femme For All is. For once, I won’t call the winner of the FFA to beat her, given that we’ve seen that Kat seems to be at her best when she’s picked against. Let’s see how she can truly manage herself from the champions role.
And just like that, we are done with the 25, folks! Don’t like your ranking? Wrestle better!
INCOMING!
You don’t need an advent calendar to see that Violent Night is coming, and our final round of shows will be a hell of a sleigh ride to get us there. Here’s a quick look at what you’ll see.
VELOCITY- November 3 from Seattle, Washington
We’re heading to Pollaski country here! And while there’s some pretty good matches on this show, all eyes are on the main event of the evening, when the Femme For All Tournament is decided! Colleen and Stacey have both done a great job of getting to this point, but only one is going on to Violent Night. Honestly, its a tough call- Stacey’s got her streak, but the fact is, that almost pales in comparison to the tear that Colleen has been on ever since the week after Unstoppable, when she fell short against Kitty Stryfe. This is truly anyone’s match, and it won’t be until the end of the evening before we know who’s going on.
The undercard ain’t anything to sneeze at either. Everyones been waiting for Eileen Amaro and Rose Jenkins to get back into the ring again, and we get that special treat here. Eileen pulled a huge upset by eliminating Rose at Byte this, but Jenkins has yet to be pinned by anyone, and she is going to be out looking for serious redemption after the Briese debacle. Tara Thunder also returns to action, with an opponent that should be more challenging than her last one, although not by much. Arabella’s in singles action as well, looking to tear Mindy Smyth a new one. And of course, the gorgeous (and I mean... WOW) Alysson Gardner makes her debut, going up against the evil Allison Deas, and the whiny Sophia Black. Gentlemen, get yer DVR’s ready for this one... you’ll be pausing it every time she moves to enjoy the view.
On another note, this is like the first show in forever without Charity Deas on it. Rejoice.
BREAKING POINT- November 12 from Boston, Massachusetts
And now for the go-home show! Main event’s going to be a doozy of attrition, with Pink, Inc. teaming up with Wendy “Pink clashes with my hair!” Briese to face the Violent Femmes and Jo “Only significantly violent in run-ins” McFarlane. SRSLY, kids. This one is gonna be a clusterfuck by the end of it. Elsewhere, we get a teaser for Violent Night when Rose and Raven go at it, and if you think that Camilla isn’t going to make her presence known out there, then you obviously haven’t been paying attention. Kaitlynn Stryfe faces Kassandra, who’s coming off of a moderate upset of Lumina Ferrari to advance in the No Surrender tournament. Still, it’s hard to see this one amounting to anything more than a warmup match for Kitty.
Charity Deas returns to action, in a match that WAS supposed to be at Violent Night, but was moved (an announcement that actually added about 3,000 buys, if the numbers are right). She faces her sister in that epic hair vs. hair showdown, which will only be epic because it’ll be fun to watch Allison torture her sister. Crystal Hilton tries to stop the bleeding when she gets back in the ring against Sophia Black, who’s violent tendencies have been a bit more outgoing recently. And the hapless Gia Van Zant faces the hapless Jen Saint. Someone’s gotta win.
AWARDS!
Easy pick today for awards, as we’re looking at the newest member of the FFW announcing team. That would be one Leander Apollo, or, thanks to Eileen’s revealing tweeting, Myron. I know, I’m gonna get punched. Anyways, take it away, Leo!
Match of the Week: Katherine Stryfe vs. Kaitlynn Stryfe for the FFW Championship Part Deux
The thrills, the chills, the different color commentators, the shenanigans, the bitchiness on Twitter going over 9000 on the weeks leading up to this and by the Gods, did it DELIVER! If you haven’t seen this match yet, slap yourself in the forehead a few times and go watch it. Katherine showed her resilience and a champion’s pride, Kitty displayed some fantastic mat-based awareness – a Tornado DDT on the damn knee cap…damn straight I’m taking notes – and well, at ringside, Alexander Stryfe did what Alexander Stryfe does best in providing just extra spark of cheeky and fun shenanigans. Really, as if Kitty’s shenanigans weren’t cruel and tragic as they were. But needless to say, Katherine fought on even at the expense of her ligaments and after being brutally assaulted with a chair managed to still find a way to triumph and retain her championship…thus, doing what champions are supposed to do and making her in-laws’ shenanigans not really shenanigans at all (evil shenanigans)!
Is there gonna be a part three? Probably not for a while, the queue’s starting to form up again. But Kitty can definitely jump in the line by beating Scar at VN. Anyways, my runners up!
- Pink, Inc vs. The Eternal Flame (Not the best wrestling wise, but if you love humongous colossal WTF just happened Appy State style upsets... and I do... this was your match)
- Colleen vs. Crystal Hilton (Crystal came up short, but dear god she gave Colleen a fight. It would have been so interesting to see what would have happened if Hilton had derailed the Franchise right there)
Winner of the Week: Pink, Inc.
First of all, let’s not call it an upset. Sure, both Arianna Millar and Desirae Kain were considered a long shot to beat the Eternal Flame for the Unity tag team titles but they weren’t the Future Shock/SVW slouches that Katherine and Rebbecca took them for in the days leading up to this match. Turns out, Arianna and Desi know quite a thing or two about wrestling and they proved it by putting down the FFW Champion herself for the count (bad knee or not Kat…the winner takes it all, the loser has to fall, it’s simple and it’s plain…SO Y U COMPLAIN?!?!?!) But seriously, congratulations to our NEW FFW Unity Tag Team champions…girls, you kinda got your work cut out for you with Bounce & Pounce and the Violent Femmes in the horizon.
Wow, the whining from Kat Stryfe after that match was amazing. Seriously, still the FFW champion. Show some class.
- Scarlett Kincaid (She’s baaaaaaack! And in a huge match at Violent Night too! Definitely a nice break for the loveable Kincaid)
- Kassandra (She’s been struggling so hard, even to the point where it was suggested by some that she and Gage split up, just to try to change the momentum. Beating Lumina’s gotten her on the right track for now. Let’s hope she can keep it going)
Loser of the Week: Charity Deas
Not that this is that uncommon of a story, but this had to be pointed out – you see Charity, when you’re in a match for a championship that is based on submissions, guess what you DON’T get to do? Get pinfall victories. So you basically nodding your head like a mentally challenged, deranged gorilla and telling us all how you were going to beat Starla McCloud with one of your flippy-floppy moves was enough for me to actually take 19.73 seconds of my time to type this to tell you that you absolutely suck, you are going to be shaved bald by your slightly smarter sister and quite frankly, you should hang up the boots. And yes…I did time this so that I’d bang my head against the desk multiple times had I gone over 30 seconds.
Yeah Leo, Charity is a fucking idiot, and she definitely deserves to be Loser of the Week pretty much every week. Ironically, you picked for a cycle during which she actually WON. Therefore, runner up...
- Jen Saint (Welcome to FFW! Here’s your warmup ma... uh... who hired you again?)
- Chien (I was gonna pick Crystal Hate here, not really for losing to Kara, but more for her costume. But word around is that her manservant picked it out for her. While that would normally qualify you for douchebag status, fact of the matter is a real, honest to god douchebag being shoved anywhere is gonna be probably par for the course when Crystal gets her hands on him)
Douchebag of the Week: Camilla Pazzini
Now, let’s not get it twisted. I, for one, never met Camilla Pazzini in person (whether that’ll be my pleasure or not, that’s yet to be seen). But what I do know is that this woman is a bonafide troll. Seriously. She makes the “keyboard warrior” nerds on 4chan look like the socially awkward rejects that they are and not to mention, I am pretty sure she feasts on the souls of most of our viewing audience with her antics (bet Crystal Hate would love to get in on that department, given her royal demon-ness and all). If you want proof, look no further than what she’s done to Rose Jenkins as of late – helped her beat Michelle Taylor, antagonized her at every turn, snuffed her by winning the Ultraviolence title back at Sin & Sacrifice, bashed Wendy Briese’s brains out with her title belt to get Rose disqualified in that match…and believe it or not, I ain’t even mad. I’m just that 1% that is, well, mildly amused by all of this. Take a bow, Cammie. You truly are what every troll in the world aspires to be.
Seriously, the world would be a much better place if there were more Camilla Pazzini memes.
- Tabatha Belmont (Now, I know its too late to stop this ball from rolling now, but seriously? There is absolutely no redeeming factor anywhere that suggests that Tabatha deserves a shot at the Television title, and yet, come violent night, she’s getting one. I mean seriously, even Sophia Black is more deserving)
- Tara Thunder (First Undine, now Crystal Hilton Tara sure knows how to kick someone when they’re down.)
And a huge thanks to Leo for the entries for this week! I’d say one of the best, most sensible entries we’ve had yet!
SOUND OFF!
Didn’t get too much participation in the sound off this week, but still some good stuff. This week’s question was:
Who will win the Femme For All Finals Match between Stacey Mackenzie and Colleen?
I hope it's Stacey. We wouldn't hear THE FRIGGIN' END OF IT if Colleen wins. Eileen Amaro (@AmaroEileen)
Streaks are meant to be broken and Colleen's gone beast mode in that ring whether you love her or hate her. She has my vote. Chris Strike (@GoTChrisStrike) [SVW Wrestler, and boyfriend of Jo McFarlane]
Thanks Dan xD Scarlett Kincaid (@FFWScarlett) [Actually, I think this was about something else ^_^]
Me. Colleen [@CrcksNtheCeilin]
Colleen. Obviously. Stacey can win all the matches against talentless losers she wants. This week, she's tapping out. Arabella De Rossi (@ArabellaFFW)
Stacey will win. She wants it more. Kaitlynn Stryfe (@KaitlynnStryfe)
It’ll be a close match, perhaps match of the year. But I have a feeling Stacey pulls through Wendy Briese (@WendyBriese)
So by my count, that’s three votes for Colleen, three for Stacey, and one vote of eternal gratitude towards the author. Sounds about right.
Alright kids, that’s it! Enjoy the next two shows, and we’ll see you shortly after for a preview of VIOLENT NIGHT!
Until then... POLLA OUT!
Daniel Pollaski is an freelance wrestling columnist, SVW wrestler, and the manager of Wendy Briese. He is also very upset that only one person put him on their attractive Twitter Followers list. Thanks Nikkii!
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