Once again, its time for wrestling manager and analyst Daniel Pollaski to go over the news, reviews, and previews of Femme Fatale Wrestling! All content is the sole opinion of the author and does not reflect the views of Femme Fatale Wrestling, its wrestlers, or administration. Or Wendy Briese, for that matter, so don’t go jumping her in the hallway if you get butthurt about this. Bitch.
The Power-X inspirational thought of the week:
That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane -
Lenny Bruce is not afraid. Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn -
world serves its own needs, regardless of your own needs. Feed it up a knock,
speed, grunt no, strength no. Ladder structure clatter with fear of height,
down height. Wire in a fire, represent the seven games in a government for
hire and a combat site. Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry with the furies
breathing down your neck. Team by team reporters baffled, trump, tethered
crop. Look at that low plane! Fine then. Uh oh, overflow, population,
common group, but it'll do. Save yourself, serve yourself. World serves its
own needs, listen to your heart bleed. Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright
light, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
Six o'clock - TV hour. Don't get caught in foreign tower. Slash and burn,
return, listen to yourself churn. Lock him in uniform and book burning,
blood letting. Every motive escalate. Automotive incinerate. Light a candle,
light a motive. Step down, step down. Watch a heel crush, crush. Uh oh,
this means no fear - cavalier. Renegade and steer clear! A tournament,
a tournament, a tournament of lies. Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives
and I decline.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
- “Its the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)” R.E.M.
Hey kids!
It’s time I had some time alone! And so I did, spending a beautful Sunday in New York City before heading back to rendezvous with the Birdz as we prepare for another hometown show for everyone’s favorite White Knight!
And you better enjoy it too, because it might just be the last show that you ever see.
You see, remember back in May, when we had all that end-of-the-world bullshit going on thanks to some idiot who apparently thought life’s great mysteries could be solved with a Bible and a calculator, saying the world was gonna have a huge earthquake, followed by the Rapture on May 21? Yeah, well, he’s back. Apparently, everything that happened that day was ‘spiritual’, we’ve been judged and now, five months later, the world’s gonna end.
So just in case you ever wondered how the Lovehearts and Deas’ can keep going, despite having lost any shred of credibility they ever had, well, at least now you know that they’re not alone.
But, for arguments sake, let’s say the Apocalypse is on sometime Friday afternoon, preferably before the West Virginia vs. Syracuse football game. That’s is a shame, because while we’ll still get to watch that incredible, PPV-calibur Velocity hailing from Indianapolis, divine judgement’s gonna keep us from seeing the ensuing Breaking Point, which is still must-watch TV, even if not quite as packed on the marquee match end of things.
Ah well, on the bright side, at least we won’t have to deal with the A-List anymore... we all know they’ll be taking the down elevator come Judgement Day!!
RANKINGS!
Well, its definitely Revelations-esque looking at the Power X this week, as we see a whopping NINE women bumped from the rankings. We already knew about Alyson Summers (last ranked 24th, and going back to Toronto to care for her mother), Gretchen Sanders (42nd, injured), Lilah Carter (47th, also injured), and Deven Knight (40th, no one really fucking cares). Joining them are former FFW Televisoin Champion Payton St. Pierre (17th), every-freaking time we held it Douchebag of the Week winner Rori Snyder (13th), and the tag team of Simply Awful, Faith (43rd) and Syd Ashley (44th). Not sure if she’s still with us, but Stephanie Sullivan (39th) was also removed on the last-two/next-one rule, joining such other one-note wonders as Kadence Wesson and Jessica Boyette.
At least this mean Charity Deas moves up, despite losing three fucking times since I last sat down. If that ain’t a sign of the end of the world, I don’t know what is.
Anyways, only the top 25 are highlighted, which means that we have 17 people who will be crying to their mommies that Pollaski doesn’t love them enough to give them any more than a namedrop. Those are...
#42- GIA VAN ZANT [NEW]
#41- CHARITY DEAS [+5]
#40- TRACI LOVEHEART [Return- Last ranked 38th on August 30]
#39- DESTINY LOVEHEART [+6]
#38- MINDY SMYTH [+3]
#37- MADISON KNIGHT [No Change]
#36- KASSANDRA [-1]
#35- SARAH RICHARDSON [-6]
#34- CHARLOTTE GAGE [-1]
#33- ALLISON DEAS [-2]
#32- LUMINA FERRARI [+4]
#31- JO MCFARLANE [-1]
#30- REBBECCA VALENTINE [-3] FFW UNITY TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS
#29- HANNA ELLIOT [+9]
#28- QUEEN MACHINE [NEW]
#27- SOPHIA BLACK [+7]
#26- SHANE SANDERS [Return- Last ranked 22nd on August 30]
And now, for the top 25, get out your Leonard Bernstein and birthday party cheesecake, LETS COUNT EM DOWN!
#25- ARABELLA DE ROSSI [+1]
I wasn’t sure it would be possible, but Arabella is actually managing to come off as more and more insane each and every time she appears on television. The fact that she and her newfound partner rolled over the Lovehearts wasn’t that impressive, but the viciousness of the Violent Femmes has to have quite a few people taking notice.
#24- DESIRAE KAIN [+1]
The Season Four Champion technically came out on the losing end of the spectrum at Breaking Point, but due to the rules of the Chase, she advances anyways. Honestly, considering that we’re starting to see the beginnings of bad blood between her other two Chasers, that’s something that Des can take advantage of. In the meantime, Pink Inc finally gets their tag team title shot, against the Eternal Flame.
#23- ALYSSA FOXWORTH [+9]
Oh, Alyssa, you spoiled rotten bitch. Still, there’s no denying that she opened a lot of eyes when she Crystalhiltoned (wohoo, new verb!) Eileen Amaro, and stole the pin, and the glory. Still, I’m not entirely sold that Foxworth is capable of winning anything major on her own yet, and with Eileen going to be rather grumpy with her come the next round... Alyssa could be in very, very deep trouble.
#22- CASEY ATHERTON [-4]
No one ever mistook Casey for a rocket scientist, or even the Good Doctor Starla, but that may have been the most shortsighted battle royal strategy in history. Still, anything that gives me a reason to punch Alex Adonis in his face makes me happy. Still it was a sad day for Casey when Alex fired her... until he re-hired her as his own personal assistant. I’m pretty sure absolutely no good is coming of this.
#21- KELLY MCGUFFIN [-1]
It wasn’t even until this morning, when the Breaking Point card was released that Kelly was even certainly going to be in these rankings- as she was just about to join Stephanie Sullivan in the timed-out department. But she’s back, and facing Charlotte Gage, in an attempt to bump her way a little further up the rankings. Honestly, I think it’s time we give this girl a REAL challenge- stick her in the ring with someone like Eileen, Emma, or Sophie.
#20- IGNIS [+2]
Iggy’s still learning the ropes, and there’s no doubt that she is definitely relying on her partner as Bounce & Pounce works their way up the rankings. Still, I don’t think Hayley minds carrying a bit more of the load, and it’s not as lopsided an arrangement as some of the other teams in this company. That likely payed off at Byte This when they beat the Eternal Flame. When the time actually comes around with the marbles on the line, Iggy should be even better, and that’s bad news for Stryfe and Valentine.
#19- CRYSTAL HATE [No Change]
Tough to move Crystal down after a gutsy, yet losing performance from Hate against the Dreamkiller. (actually, she’d have dropped too if not for Payton and Rori’s removal). She can make another statement victory at Breaking Point against Kara Harrington, in a match that might determine who’s FFW’s most... unusual Fatale.
#18- ROBBYN HELMSLEY [-9]
Bad, bad week for Supergirl, as she took a VERY difficult loss at the hands of Emma McIntyre. And to make things worse- just six days later she’s shown the door from the company! Not sure what the reasons are, but from Robbyn’s tweets, it wasn’t voluntary on her part. As power X rules, since she had a match in the past cycle, she’s ranked this week, but this will be her final ranking, at least for the time being. Best of luck, Supes.
#17- EMMA MCINTYRE [+11]
Okay, I see how it is. Emma McIntyre isn’t as bad as we thought, she just can’t be arsed to give a damn until there’s a concrete prize awaiting at the end of the tunnel. A disappointing showing at Byte This did nothing to diminish the effect of Emma’s huge upset of Robbyn to launch herself into the Femme For All semifinals. Still, considering the remaining talent in the tournament, I can’t quite see Emma winning yet- or even making the finals over MacKenzie. But one surprise might not be enough for FFW’s newest top-goldbricker.
#16- HAYLEY DARK [+5]
One Boing blaster, and suddenly we’re all looking at Hayley (and Ignis) in a new light. No longer are they the novelty act we thought of them, but now are the first team to present a bonafide in-your-face challenge to the Eternal Flame since Angelic Cindy. That’s huge, and you can bet they’ll be watching the upcoming Tag Team Title match with great interest (and hopefully from a place outside the ring- Pink Inc’s right to have the first shot here). Still, you know which team the Flame will fear more.
#15- RAVEN WICKED [-1]
It’s official, Raven’s back on her horse, and heading back to Violent Night, where she hopes to keep the FFW Ultraviolence tradition of alternating repeat champions going. Not sure what is planned as far as the match type goes, but considering the absolute brutal contests she’s held with Pazzini so far, lord knows there’s going to be a lot of clean up afterwords.
#14- EILEEN AMARO [+9]
Yikes! And here we thought the award for best non-Future Shock Rookie of the Year was going to be between Hilton and Briese! Amaro’s making a strong case of her own here, with a house-of-fire performance in the second round of the Chase (fuck that parasite Foxworthy), and a fantastic third place finish in the battle royal that saw her eliminate just one person- Rose Jenkins, single handedly. If that doesn’t say “OMG LOOK AT THIS GIRL SHES AWESOME!” I don’t know what does!
#13- ROSE JENKINS [-1]
Oh, quit bitching. Nine spots was enough to move up Eileen, and I’m not quite ready to say that Eileen’s ready to beat Rose on a consistent level now that Jenkins, ahem, sees her. Of course, Rose is looking at some different scenery in the coming weeks, first a contest against Wendy, then she heads to Violent Night with aspirations of getting her own hands on the Ultraviolence title. Even in a division as thin as the UV... whiffing twice is never a good idea.
#12- SOPHIE RICHARDS [-1]
*FFW TELEVISION CHAMPION*
Sophie’s got some time off again, which is probably a good thing for her, considering that in the coming weeks she’s going to be smacked with about four different challengers. Til then, she’s got to focus on Tabatha Belmont. A likely very steamed Tabatha Belmont, considering the events of last night.
#11- STACEY MACKENZIE [+5]
Stacey looked damn good putting down a very resilient Crystal Hate in the first round of the FFA, and now she faces Emma McIntyre. I’d say pencil her into the finals, but can she beat Colleen? Um... talk about the possible match of the year...
#10- STARLA MCCLOUD [+5]
Yeah, that match was total, complete, and utter bullshit, to the point where even our glorious management couldn’t take anymore of Alvin Shepherd and fired his ass on the spot in the aftermath. But still, the mere fact that Starla suckered and out-cheated Isabella Pazzini is a hell of an accomplishment. Of course, things might now be a little more different on the homefront, but at least Starla can take her frustrations out on Charity Deas.
#9- TARA THUNDER [+1]
Second cycle in a row that Tara’s been off, which is somewhat a surprise, and troubling for her fans (like she has any). It’s odd that people like Sophia Black and Tara, who have legitimately, intentionally injured their opponents in recent matches, are being left off shows. Could we actually be getting a message here from our management about taking liberties? Or have I just been listening to Wendy too much?
#8- ISABELLA PAZZINI [-3]
It took two months, but Samantha finally got a strongy worded message to Izzy via one of the most craptacularly officiated matches in history- and a Singapore cane shot from Jo McFarlane. You know Isabella’s not taking that insult lying down, and if there’s anyone who could out-devious Samantha Star, it’s the Teeny-Weenie Pazzini
#7- CRYSTAL HILTON [-1]
*FFW EVOLUTION CHAMPION*
That was one difficult loss Crystal took at the hands of Pazzini. She better get her head in the game, or she’s going to be taking another one at the hands of Colleen. That’ll really start this ‘moved beyond the Evolution title’ bullshit, but most importantly, it’s going to knock Crystal out of the Femme For All.
#6- WENDY BRIESE [+1]
Even if it’s just one spot, I had to move Wendy up SOMETHING after that brilliant performance in the Battle Royal at Byte This, quite possibly the best showing she’s given since she’s arrived in FFW. She followed it up nicely with an awesome destruction of Charity Deas. But now comes the big test- Rose Jenkins, one on one, her hometown. Can Wendy rise to the challenge? Rose hasn’t lost yet on one one!
#5- CAMILLA PAZZINI [+3]
*FFW ULTRAVIOLENCE CHAMPION*
Funnily enough, Chunks and her sister merely switched places this week. Cammy’s defeat of Crystal Hilton makes it the third time in the past six months she’s beaten the Evolution Champion. Considering that Cammie craps on that division every chance she gets, that’s hardly a good thing to the more technical wrestlers here in FFW.
#4- SCARLETT KINCAID [-2]
Unfortunately, I couldn’t keep Scar at number two forever, especially now that she’s sidelined, albeit through no fault of her own. (Okay, technically, it was entirely her fault she threw herself off the cage at a paper-thin wisp of a bitch lying on the table, but I’m trying to be sympathetic here!) On the bright side, Rori Snyder’s fired, and Scar’s under contract, so I guess Scarlett wins! Phyrric Victory ahoy!
#3- KAITLYNN STRYFE [No Change]
Well, history ain’t in favor of the Sinner here, as the last time we had an FFW Championship match on free TV, it ended in one of the most controversial no-contests in FFW history. Then again, that turned out to be good for Stryfe, who rode the ensuing Elimination Chamber to victory. One down note- with Alexander Stryfe in the hospital, Kitty’s cornerman is out. Which means, Jacob’s got free reign here on the outside. Unless the best manager in FFW history comes down. :)
#2- COLLEEN [+2]
The Franchise, Short-hair McFoulmouth, La Cuntadora Raginga, I don’t care what you call her, the fact is that Colleen’s on a fucking tear. Save for one beautiful headscissor takedown over the top rope by Wendy Briese, this is a woman who has been on a tear. Emma Mac- boom. Kassandra- boom. Charity Deas- Boom. Emma Mac Again- Bo (half-credit to Jenkins there). Elieen Amaro- Boom. The Lovehearts- boom. Crystal Hilton? Get the dynamite ready kids, smart money has her in the finals.
#1 KATHERINE STRYFE [No Change]
*FFW CHAMPION*
I’m not going to say anything negative about Kat today. And not just because she took some time to do my Awards for this column. Let’s face it. I carried Kat to the top of the world with my constant lighting a fire under her ass, and she hasn’t given me a damn bit of credit. So you know what? To hell with her. No more motivation from me. You’re on your own, dyejob. I’m outta here.
And there you have it!
INCOMING!
Two shows in the future (one, of course, if you-know-what happens) and they couldn’t be bigger!
VELOCITY- OCTOBER 20- INDIANAPOLIS, INDIANA
Wow. PPV calibur is right, here. Of course, all eyes are going to be on the huge FFW Championship rematch between Kaitlynn Stryfe and Katherine Stryfe, one that’s getting some serious bytes flowing across the interwebz, particularily on Twitter, where Kitty and Kat are in a cyberthrowdown even as I type this. But it gets even bigger- the quest to become the NEXT #1 contender takes another step, with the Femme For All Semifinals. Colleen takes on Crytsal Hilton- who might not be mentally ready for the Franchise when the two square off. On the flipside, a showdown between Stacey MacKenzie and Emma McIntyre. Emma’s got the magic (sorry S&S) with her upset of Helmsley, but Stacey’s by far one of the best one on one wrestlers FFW has.
My girl Wendy’s in action too, against Rose Jenkins in an A-List lumberjack match. Seems Samantha was inspired by Hilton KO’ing Wendy the last time we were in the Circle City, and is out to embarrass her again. But Wendy’s going to be ready- you can bet on that. Then Stinky Pinky, with the ever-talentless (to the point she can’t even fairly win a T-shirt contest), Arianna Millar makes Desirae Kain regret her decision to choose her as her partner, when they take on the always Dangerous Danger Queens. Oh, and a new debut, Jen Saint, who provides this week’s beatdown of Charity Deas.
BREAKING POINT- OCTOBER 29- PORTLAND, OREGON
Kick off your Halloween early and the right way with this scary show, as we head to the kinda-sorta Northwest, and hail from the City of Roses! Make sure you’re wearing green- this be Duck country! I’m not sure about the main event... I’m no Eternal Flame fan, but me thinks that Pink Inc might be walkin out with an L here- Desriae don’t have the experience, and Carson Black’s dick ain’t the only thing that Arianna sucks (how else you think she got that win in SVW last night?) The No Surrender tournament kicks off with two big matches (and how awesome is FFW when we have THREE FUCKING TOURNAMENTS RUNNING CONCURRENTLY?). Starla gets a warm-up against Charity, while Lumina Ferrari hopes to get her recent momentum flowing even more as she takes on the ever-dangerous Kassandra.
Unranked Kara Harrington’s in the No Surrender Quals, but she’s gonna have to wait a few days to see how her draw ends up. Instead, she takes on Crystal Hate, who’s finally come out on the side of defeat here, thanks to Stacey. Still- Kara vs. Charity is about as Halloweeny a match as you can get. The other DQ is in action tonight as well, Charlie Gage taking on Kelly McGuffin, in a rather sizeable step up from who Kelly’s been facing. Oh, and Tabatha Belmont makes her in-ring return, going up against the Queen Machine.
If you’re near, come! If not, watch! Either way, NO EXCUSES, MAGGOTS!
AWARDS!
Brace yourself kids! After months of giving Katherine Stryfe motivational speech after motivational speech, I finally felt that it was time for Kat to give me a little something in return. Now, like I said before, I’d have taken a thank you, or some credit of some sort. But, nope, Kat keeps insisting she did it all herself. So, I had to settle for the next best thing- Kat doing awards for the week. Am I disappointed? Not really. Read below- it’s like the only time in her life she’s ever sounded coeherent.
Match Of The Week- Ten Woman battle Royal
This match had it all, Charity Deas being eliminated first, two people needed to take out Emma McIntyre, and of course my personal favorite of all... Colleen, with her lovely little ego being put in it’s place. Now if only Crystal Hilton can do it again come Velocity, I love watching Colleen come up with another gloss to cover up a loss, it’s so cute. I was impressed by everyone in that match to some degree and the fact the “White Knight” that is Wendy Briese picked up the win does not deter me in the slightest. She shut Colleen up, so she’s cool in my book.
Wendy’s a lot of positive adjectives. Cool is not one of them. Ever. Although here’s one thing that is cool- Wendy has either won Winner of the Week or been in the Match of the week four of the past six columns. Runners up!
- Robbyn Helsmsley vs. Emma McIntyre (There was a lot of passion and drive here- something we hadn’t seen from Emma for a while, as she was able to beat Robbyn to secure a place in the Femme For All Semifinals. A shame that this ends up being the way Helmsley goes out, but what can ya do?”)
- Stacey MacKenzie vs. Crystal Hate (Not many believed that Hate would be the one to kill the Dreamkiller, but she put up a HELL of a fight, to the point that she was getting more praise than Stace in the aftermath.)
Winner Of The Week- Bounce and Pounce
Well look right there, I can be humble when need be. Wins over the tag team champions do not come easy, considering the last team to actually defeat ‘Becca and I was Angelic S&D in the Unity Finale should say just how much this win is for Haley and Ignis. But my only question is this, can they do it when it will matter the most? Because given the track records of the teams that came before them, I have my doubts. I welcome the challenge none the less, as does ‘Becca.
Actually, Angelic Cindy beat you guys when it mattered most. You just beat them the second time around. Runners up!
- Camilla Pazzini (Back in the top 5 after plummeting after losing her title. Oh, and she’s got her title back too. Quite possibly the hardest out in FFW)
- Wendy Briese (No one in that battle royal needed a win more than she did. She got it.)
Loser Of The Week- Robbyn Helmsley
What? Were you REALLY going to expect me to go with the obvious choice of Charity? Yes, Charity lost every single match she was in these past couple of shows, but hey, so did Robbyn, and here’s where they are different. Charity still has her job while poor little Robbyn not only lost in the Femme 4 All tourny, she just got let go of her contract. So nice knowing you Robbyn, and here’s hoping when you come back, you’ll be a better competitor.
Wow, way to kick them when they’re down. Oh, and I really prefer it when people don’t pick Charity, or the Lovehearts. That’s like joking about airplane food, or shitting on Scrappy Doo. Be original, people!
- Gia Van Zant (Welcome to FFW, Gia! Here’s your warmup ma... oh.)
- Sarah Richardson (Out of the Chase for the Crown. And Amaro, Kain, and Foxworthy’s mammary glands are thankful every morning from here on out.)
Douchebag Of The Week- Kitty Stryfe
I am actually going to change this name to ‘Coward of the week’ for the sake of my choice. For someone who felt so passionate that I don’t deserve to be FFW Champion, she’s had three weeks to do something about it and she’s done nothing but cry and bitch on twitter about it instead of actually, you know competing to get warmed up for our upcoming title match. Say what you want about me, but when I was preparing for MY shot, I was actually competing in matches against the likes of Stacey Mackenzie and she’s done nothing of the sort. She’s sat on her pathetic little ass at home and has threatened to kill Jenny instead of worrying about me. That’s how you lost your title in the first place, Kitty by not taking me seriously, and that’s how you are going to fail in taking it back. Be prepared, in three nights, I rid you of my sight once and for all.
Personally, I think Kitty and Machine/Jenny need to talk their difference out. Give her a call, Kitty! I looked up her number in the FFW database- 867-5309.
- Starla McCloud/Alex Adonis/Casey Atherton (First of all, Starla and Casey are hot as hell, and I’d do either of them in a second. I’d do both of them. Human centipede style if they wanted it. But come on. Starla wins the dirtiest match of the year (if Jo actually had relevance in her own matches, she might make this list too!), Alex and Casey are in some fire/hire drama bit. Seriously people. If you three are going to screw each other on a weekly basis, at least do it with the female’s clothes off!0
- Alyssa Foxworthy (Do not make Eileen Amaro angry. You will not like Eileen Amaro when she’s angry.)
SOUND OFF!
Bringing it back this week to close the X. This week’s question: Imagine you have a Pick Your Poison pick. Who would you use it on? If not an FFW wrestler, who would you have your favorite Femme Fatale face?
These answers are so juicy, I should make Tropicana the sponsor!
I would pick Colleen. In a hardcore match. The loudmouth bitch needs shutting up. - Isabella Pazzini (@MrsShowtime_IP)
Pick my poison: I would choose Crystal Hilton (so I could slap some respect into her).- Kaitlynn Stryfe (@KaitlynnStryfe)
Eileen Amaro against Scarlett Kincaid. I may not be a fan of high-fliers much but would this be something to witness in terms of pure speed. Leander Apollo (@LeoTheRedComet) [FFW Announcer, apparent Colleen boyfriend, and R.E.M hater.]
Either Scarlett Kincaid or Eileen Amaro. I think either one would be a fantastic, cleanly fought match. Those are too rare these days- Wendy Briese (@WendyBriese)
I would have Wendy Briese face Colleen in a loser leaves FFW match. I have much faith in your client, Dan. - Wolf Ramsey (@RamseyTalent) [Manager of Cara Stone. Wants to kill me and take Wendy for a client. Probably capable of doing so.]
not on the roster but pyp would still be Scarlett Kincaid... have you seen that girl wrestle? best there is... and awesome competition- Robbyn Helmsley (@RobbynMHelmsley) [Former FFW wrestler, and apparent master of the shift key]
you don't know me... but favorite Femme Fatale face would have to be Wendy Briese cause she's just that good- Drew Addison (@DrewAddison) [He’s right. I don’t have a fucking clue who he is. Although he can’t be too bright considering he completely misunderstood the question]
My favorite Femme Fatale? Wendy would face Scarlett Kincaid! - Adam (@FFW_HQ) [Snarky webmaster dude]
I would face Scarlett Kincaid, because she is the sauce of awesome. (Obviously when she gets better though.) - Cara Stone (@BananasandMayo) [Note: She shares this account with her tag partner, Anders Stark]
Kitty Stryfe. We have a long history and it always makes for a good match when we go toe to toe. She's one of the few women I respect.- Shane Sanders (@Dixie_muse)
I'd face Kelly =) I wouldn't dare say why though...- Carter Montgomery (@AlaskanBoi) [Friend of Robbyn Helmsley. Ignorant twat. And now, apparent pervert]
Alright kids, that’ll do it for tonight! See you in a couple of weeks for a new batch of rankings, and all the other goodies that make the Power X so amazing!
Until then... POLLA OUT!
Daniel Pollaski is an freelance wrestling columnist, SVW wrestler, and the manager of Wendy Briese. He would also like to congratulate Nikii Spainhower on her new employment! Don’t hate! There’s no possible way she could be worse than Alvin Shepherd!
The Power-X inspirational thought of the week:
That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane -
Lenny Bruce is not afraid. Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn -
world serves its own needs, regardless of your own needs. Feed it up a knock,
speed, grunt no, strength no. Ladder structure clatter with fear of height,
down height. Wire in a fire, represent the seven games in a government for
hire and a combat site. Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry with the furies
breathing down your neck. Team by team reporters baffled, trump, tethered
crop. Look at that low plane! Fine then. Uh oh, overflow, population,
common group, but it'll do. Save yourself, serve yourself. World serves its
own needs, listen to your heart bleed. Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright
light, feeling pretty psyched.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
Six o'clock - TV hour. Don't get caught in foreign tower. Slash and burn,
return, listen to yourself churn. Lock him in uniform and book burning,
blood letting. Every motive escalate. Automotive incinerate. Light a candle,
light a motive. Step down, step down. Watch a heel crush, crush. Uh oh,
this means no fear - cavalier. Renegade and steer clear! A tournament,
a tournament, a tournament of lies. Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives
and I decline.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
- “Its the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)” R.E.M.
Hey kids!
It’s time I had some time alone! And so I did, spending a beautful Sunday in New York City before heading back to rendezvous with the Birdz as we prepare for another hometown show for everyone’s favorite White Knight!
And you better enjoy it too, because it might just be the last show that you ever see.
You see, remember back in May, when we had all that end-of-the-world bullshit going on thanks to some idiot who apparently thought life’s great mysteries could be solved with a Bible and a calculator, saying the world was gonna have a huge earthquake, followed by the Rapture on May 21? Yeah, well, he’s back. Apparently, everything that happened that day was ‘spiritual’, we’ve been judged and now, five months later, the world’s gonna end.
So just in case you ever wondered how the Lovehearts and Deas’ can keep going, despite having lost any shred of credibility they ever had, well, at least now you know that they’re not alone.
But, for arguments sake, let’s say the Apocalypse is on sometime Friday afternoon, preferably before the West Virginia vs. Syracuse football game. That’s is a shame, because while we’ll still get to watch that incredible, PPV-calibur Velocity hailing from Indianapolis, divine judgement’s gonna keep us from seeing the ensuing Breaking Point, which is still must-watch TV, even if not quite as packed on the marquee match end of things.
Ah well, on the bright side, at least we won’t have to deal with the A-List anymore... we all know they’ll be taking the down elevator come Judgement Day!!
RANKINGS!
Well, its definitely Revelations-esque looking at the Power X this week, as we see a whopping NINE women bumped from the rankings. We already knew about Alyson Summers (last ranked 24th, and going back to Toronto to care for her mother), Gretchen Sanders (42nd, injured), Lilah Carter (47th, also injured), and Deven Knight (40th, no one really fucking cares). Joining them are former FFW Televisoin Champion Payton St. Pierre (17th), every-freaking time we held it Douchebag of the Week winner Rori Snyder (13th), and the tag team of Simply Awful, Faith (43rd) and Syd Ashley (44th). Not sure if she’s still with us, but Stephanie Sullivan (39th) was also removed on the last-two/next-one rule, joining such other one-note wonders as Kadence Wesson and Jessica Boyette.
At least this mean Charity Deas moves up, despite losing three fucking times since I last sat down. If that ain’t a sign of the end of the world, I don’t know what is.
Anyways, only the top 25 are highlighted, which means that we have 17 people who will be crying to their mommies that Pollaski doesn’t love them enough to give them any more than a namedrop. Those are...
#42- GIA VAN ZANT [NEW]
#41- CHARITY DEAS [+5]
#40- TRACI LOVEHEART [Return- Last ranked 38th on August 30]
#39- DESTINY LOVEHEART [+6]
#38- MINDY SMYTH [+3]
#37- MADISON KNIGHT [No Change]
#36- KASSANDRA [-1]
#35- SARAH RICHARDSON [-6]
#34- CHARLOTTE GAGE [-1]
#33- ALLISON DEAS [-2]
#32- LUMINA FERRARI [+4]
#31- JO MCFARLANE [-1]
#30- REBBECCA VALENTINE [-3] FFW UNITY TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS
#29- HANNA ELLIOT [+9]
#28- QUEEN MACHINE [NEW]
#27- SOPHIA BLACK [+7]
#26- SHANE SANDERS [Return- Last ranked 22nd on August 30]
And now, for the top 25, get out your Leonard Bernstein and birthday party cheesecake, LETS COUNT EM DOWN!
#25- ARABELLA DE ROSSI [+1]
I wasn’t sure it would be possible, but Arabella is actually managing to come off as more and more insane each and every time she appears on television. The fact that she and her newfound partner rolled over the Lovehearts wasn’t that impressive, but the viciousness of the Violent Femmes has to have quite a few people taking notice.
#24- DESIRAE KAIN [+1]
The Season Four Champion technically came out on the losing end of the spectrum at Breaking Point, but due to the rules of the Chase, she advances anyways. Honestly, considering that we’re starting to see the beginnings of bad blood between her other two Chasers, that’s something that Des can take advantage of. In the meantime, Pink Inc finally gets their tag team title shot, against the Eternal Flame.
#23- ALYSSA FOXWORTH [+9]
Oh, Alyssa, you spoiled rotten bitch. Still, there’s no denying that she opened a lot of eyes when she Crystalhiltoned (wohoo, new verb!) Eileen Amaro, and stole the pin, and the glory. Still, I’m not entirely sold that Foxworth is capable of winning anything major on her own yet, and with Eileen going to be rather grumpy with her come the next round... Alyssa could be in very, very deep trouble.
#22- CASEY ATHERTON [-4]
No one ever mistook Casey for a rocket scientist, or even the Good Doctor Starla, but that may have been the most shortsighted battle royal strategy in history. Still, anything that gives me a reason to punch Alex Adonis in his face makes me happy. Still it was a sad day for Casey when Alex fired her... until he re-hired her as his own personal assistant. I’m pretty sure absolutely no good is coming of this.
#21- KELLY MCGUFFIN [-1]
It wasn’t even until this morning, when the Breaking Point card was released that Kelly was even certainly going to be in these rankings- as she was just about to join Stephanie Sullivan in the timed-out department. But she’s back, and facing Charlotte Gage, in an attempt to bump her way a little further up the rankings. Honestly, I think it’s time we give this girl a REAL challenge- stick her in the ring with someone like Eileen, Emma, or Sophie.
#20- IGNIS [+2]
Iggy’s still learning the ropes, and there’s no doubt that she is definitely relying on her partner as Bounce & Pounce works their way up the rankings. Still, I don’t think Hayley minds carrying a bit more of the load, and it’s not as lopsided an arrangement as some of the other teams in this company. That likely payed off at Byte This when they beat the Eternal Flame. When the time actually comes around with the marbles on the line, Iggy should be even better, and that’s bad news for Stryfe and Valentine.
#19- CRYSTAL HATE [No Change]
Tough to move Crystal down after a gutsy, yet losing performance from Hate against the Dreamkiller. (actually, she’d have dropped too if not for Payton and Rori’s removal). She can make another statement victory at Breaking Point against Kara Harrington, in a match that might determine who’s FFW’s most... unusual Fatale.
#18- ROBBYN HELMSLEY [-9]
Bad, bad week for Supergirl, as she took a VERY difficult loss at the hands of Emma McIntyre. And to make things worse- just six days later she’s shown the door from the company! Not sure what the reasons are, but from Robbyn’s tweets, it wasn’t voluntary on her part. As power X rules, since she had a match in the past cycle, she’s ranked this week, but this will be her final ranking, at least for the time being. Best of luck, Supes.
#17- EMMA MCINTYRE [+11]
Okay, I see how it is. Emma McIntyre isn’t as bad as we thought, she just can’t be arsed to give a damn until there’s a concrete prize awaiting at the end of the tunnel. A disappointing showing at Byte This did nothing to diminish the effect of Emma’s huge upset of Robbyn to launch herself into the Femme For All semifinals. Still, considering the remaining talent in the tournament, I can’t quite see Emma winning yet- or even making the finals over MacKenzie. But one surprise might not be enough for FFW’s newest top-goldbricker.
#16- HAYLEY DARK [+5]
One Boing blaster, and suddenly we’re all looking at Hayley (and Ignis) in a new light. No longer are they the novelty act we thought of them, but now are the first team to present a bonafide in-your-face challenge to the Eternal Flame since Angelic Cindy. That’s huge, and you can bet they’ll be watching the upcoming Tag Team Title match with great interest (and hopefully from a place outside the ring- Pink Inc’s right to have the first shot here). Still, you know which team the Flame will fear more.
#15- RAVEN WICKED [-1]
It’s official, Raven’s back on her horse, and heading back to Violent Night, where she hopes to keep the FFW Ultraviolence tradition of alternating repeat champions going. Not sure what is planned as far as the match type goes, but considering the absolute brutal contests she’s held with Pazzini so far, lord knows there’s going to be a lot of clean up afterwords.
#14- EILEEN AMARO [+9]
Yikes! And here we thought the award for best non-Future Shock Rookie of the Year was going to be between Hilton and Briese! Amaro’s making a strong case of her own here, with a house-of-fire performance in the second round of the Chase (fuck that parasite Foxworthy), and a fantastic third place finish in the battle royal that saw her eliminate just one person- Rose Jenkins, single handedly. If that doesn’t say “OMG LOOK AT THIS GIRL SHES AWESOME!” I don’t know what does!
#13- ROSE JENKINS [-1]
Oh, quit bitching. Nine spots was enough to move up Eileen, and I’m not quite ready to say that Eileen’s ready to beat Rose on a consistent level now that Jenkins, ahem, sees her. Of course, Rose is looking at some different scenery in the coming weeks, first a contest against Wendy, then she heads to Violent Night with aspirations of getting her own hands on the Ultraviolence title. Even in a division as thin as the UV... whiffing twice is never a good idea.
#12- SOPHIE RICHARDS [-1]
*FFW TELEVISION CHAMPION*
Sophie’s got some time off again, which is probably a good thing for her, considering that in the coming weeks she’s going to be smacked with about four different challengers. Til then, she’s got to focus on Tabatha Belmont. A likely very steamed Tabatha Belmont, considering the events of last night.
#11- STACEY MACKENZIE [+5]
Stacey looked damn good putting down a very resilient Crystal Hate in the first round of the FFA, and now she faces Emma McIntyre. I’d say pencil her into the finals, but can she beat Colleen? Um... talk about the possible match of the year...
#10- STARLA MCCLOUD [+5]
Yeah, that match was total, complete, and utter bullshit, to the point where even our glorious management couldn’t take anymore of Alvin Shepherd and fired his ass on the spot in the aftermath. But still, the mere fact that Starla suckered and out-cheated Isabella Pazzini is a hell of an accomplishment. Of course, things might now be a little more different on the homefront, but at least Starla can take her frustrations out on Charity Deas.
#9- TARA THUNDER [+1]
Second cycle in a row that Tara’s been off, which is somewhat a surprise, and troubling for her fans (like she has any). It’s odd that people like Sophia Black and Tara, who have legitimately, intentionally injured their opponents in recent matches, are being left off shows. Could we actually be getting a message here from our management about taking liberties? Or have I just been listening to Wendy too much?
#8- ISABELLA PAZZINI [-3]
It took two months, but Samantha finally got a strongy worded message to Izzy via one of the most craptacularly officiated matches in history- and a Singapore cane shot from Jo McFarlane. You know Isabella’s not taking that insult lying down, and if there’s anyone who could out-devious Samantha Star, it’s the Teeny-Weenie Pazzini
#7- CRYSTAL HILTON [-1]
*FFW EVOLUTION CHAMPION*
That was one difficult loss Crystal took at the hands of Pazzini. She better get her head in the game, or she’s going to be taking another one at the hands of Colleen. That’ll really start this ‘moved beyond the Evolution title’ bullshit, but most importantly, it’s going to knock Crystal out of the Femme For All.
#6- WENDY BRIESE [+1]
Even if it’s just one spot, I had to move Wendy up SOMETHING after that brilliant performance in the Battle Royal at Byte This, quite possibly the best showing she’s given since she’s arrived in FFW. She followed it up nicely with an awesome destruction of Charity Deas. But now comes the big test- Rose Jenkins, one on one, her hometown. Can Wendy rise to the challenge? Rose hasn’t lost yet on one one!
#5- CAMILLA PAZZINI [+3]
*FFW ULTRAVIOLENCE CHAMPION*
Funnily enough, Chunks and her sister merely switched places this week. Cammy’s defeat of Crystal Hilton makes it the third time in the past six months she’s beaten the Evolution Champion. Considering that Cammie craps on that division every chance she gets, that’s hardly a good thing to the more technical wrestlers here in FFW.
#4- SCARLETT KINCAID [-2]
Unfortunately, I couldn’t keep Scar at number two forever, especially now that she’s sidelined, albeit through no fault of her own. (Okay, technically, it was entirely her fault she threw herself off the cage at a paper-thin wisp of a bitch lying on the table, but I’m trying to be sympathetic here!) On the bright side, Rori Snyder’s fired, and Scar’s under contract, so I guess Scarlett wins! Phyrric Victory ahoy!
#3- KAITLYNN STRYFE [No Change]
Well, history ain’t in favor of the Sinner here, as the last time we had an FFW Championship match on free TV, it ended in one of the most controversial no-contests in FFW history. Then again, that turned out to be good for Stryfe, who rode the ensuing Elimination Chamber to victory. One down note- with Alexander Stryfe in the hospital, Kitty’s cornerman is out. Which means, Jacob’s got free reign here on the outside. Unless the best manager in FFW history comes down. :)
#2- COLLEEN [+2]
The Franchise, Short-hair McFoulmouth, La Cuntadora Raginga, I don’t care what you call her, the fact is that Colleen’s on a fucking tear. Save for one beautiful headscissor takedown over the top rope by Wendy Briese, this is a woman who has been on a tear. Emma Mac- boom. Kassandra- boom. Charity Deas- Boom. Emma Mac Again- Bo (half-credit to Jenkins there). Elieen Amaro- Boom. The Lovehearts- boom. Crystal Hilton? Get the dynamite ready kids, smart money has her in the finals.
#1 KATHERINE STRYFE [No Change]
*FFW CHAMPION*
I’m not going to say anything negative about Kat today. And not just because she took some time to do my Awards for this column. Let’s face it. I carried Kat to the top of the world with my constant lighting a fire under her ass, and she hasn’t given me a damn bit of credit. So you know what? To hell with her. No more motivation from me. You’re on your own, dyejob. I’m outta here.
And there you have it!
INCOMING!
Two shows in the future (one, of course, if you-know-what happens) and they couldn’t be bigger!
VELOCITY- OCTOBER 20- INDIANAPOLIS, INDIANA
Wow. PPV calibur is right, here. Of course, all eyes are going to be on the huge FFW Championship rematch between Kaitlynn Stryfe and Katherine Stryfe, one that’s getting some serious bytes flowing across the interwebz, particularily on Twitter, where Kitty and Kat are in a cyberthrowdown even as I type this. But it gets even bigger- the quest to become the NEXT #1 contender takes another step, with the Femme For All Semifinals. Colleen takes on Crytsal Hilton- who might not be mentally ready for the Franchise when the two square off. On the flipside, a showdown between Stacey MacKenzie and Emma McIntyre. Emma’s got the magic (sorry S&S) with her upset of Helmsley, but Stacey’s by far one of the best one on one wrestlers FFW has.
My girl Wendy’s in action too, against Rose Jenkins in an A-List lumberjack match. Seems Samantha was inspired by Hilton KO’ing Wendy the last time we were in the Circle City, and is out to embarrass her again. But Wendy’s going to be ready- you can bet on that. Then Stinky Pinky, with the ever-talentless (to the point she can’t even fairly win a T-shirt contest), Arianna Millar makes Desirae Kain regret her decision to choose her as her partner, when they take on the always Dangerous Danger Queens. Oh, and a new debut, Jen Saint, who provides this week’s beatdown of Charity Deas.
BREAKING POINT- OCTOBER 29- PORTLAND, OREGON
Kick off your Halloween early and the right way with this scary show, as we head to the kinda-sorta Northwest, and hail from the City of Roses! Make sure you’re wearing green- this be Duck country! I’m not sure about the main event... I’m no Eternal Flame fan, but me thinks that Pink Inc might be walkin out with an L here- Desriae don’t have the experience, and Carson Black’s dick ain’t the only thing that Arianna sucks (how else you think she got that win in SVW last night?) The No Surrender tournament kicks off with two big matches (and how awesome is FFW when we have THREE FUCKING TOURNAMENTS RUNNING CONCURRENTLY?). Starla gets a warm-up against Charity, while Lumina Ferrari hopes to get her recent momentum flowing even more as she takes on the ever-dangerous Kassandra.
Unranked Kara Harrington’s in the No Surrender Quals, but she’s gonna have to wait a few days to see how her draw ends up. Instead, she takes on Crystal Hate, who’s finally come out on the side of defeat here, thanks to Stacey. Still- Kara vs. Charity is about as Halloweeny a match as you can get. The other DQ is in action tonight as well, Charlie Gage taking on Kelly McGuffin, in a rather sizeable step up from who Kelly’s been facing. Oh, and Tabatha Belmont makes her in-ring return, going up against the Queen Machine.
If you’re near, come! If not, watch! Either way, NO EXCUSES, MAGGOTS!
AWARDS!
Brace yourself kids! After months of giving Katherine Stryfe motivational speech after motivational speech, I finally felt that it was time for Kat to give me a little something in return. Now, like I said before, I’d have taken a thank you, or some credit of some sort. But, nope, Kat keeps insisting she did it all herself. So, I had to settle for the next best thing- Kat doing awards for the week. Am I disappointed? Not really. Read below- it’s like the only time in her life she’s ever sounded coeherent.
Match Of The Week- Ten Woman battle Royal
This match had it all, Charity Deas being eliminated first, two people needed to take out Emma McIntyre, and of course my personal favorite of all... Colleen, with her lovely little ego being put in it’s place. Now if only Crystal Hilton can do it again come Velocity, I love watching Colleen come up with another gloss to cover up a loss, it’s so cute. I was impressed by everyone in that match to some degree and the fact the “White Knight” that is Wendy Briese picked up the win does not deter me in the slightest. She shut Colleen up, so she’s cool in my book.
Wendy’s a lot of positive adjectives. Cool is not one of them. Ever. Although here’s one thing that is cool- Wendy has either won Winner of the Week or been in the Match of the week four of the past six columns. Runners up!
- Robbyn Helsmsley vs. Emma McIntyre (There was a lot of passion and drive here- something we hadn’t seen from Emma for a while, as she was able to beat Robbyn to secure a place in the Femme For All Semifinals. A shame that this ends up being the way Helmsley goes out, but what can ya do?”)
- Stacey MacKenzie vs. Crystal Hate (Not many believed that Hate would be the one to kill the Dreamkiller, but she put up a HELL of a fight, to the point that she was getting more praise than Stace in the aftermath.)
Winner Of The Week- Bounce and Pounce
Well look right there, I can be humble when need be. Wins over the tag team champions do not come easy, considering the last team to actually defeat ‘Becca and I was Angelic S&D in the Unity Finale should say just how much this win is for Haley and Ignis. But my only question is this, can they do it when it will matter the most? Because given the track records of the teams that came before them, I have my doubts. I welcome the challenge none the less, as does ‘Becca.
Actually, Angelic Cindy beat you guys when it mattered most. You just beat them the second time around. Runners up!
- Camilla Pazzini (Back in the top 5 after plummeting after losing her title. Oh, and she’s got her title back too. Quite possibly the hardest out in FFW)
- Wendy Briese (No one in that battle royal needed a win more than she did. She got it.)
Loser Of The Week- Robbyn Helmsley
What? Were you REALLY going to expect me to go with the obvious choice of Charity? Yes, Charity lost every single match she was in these past couple of shows, but hey, so did Robbyn, and here’s where they are different. Charity still has her job while poor little Robbyn not only lost in the Femme 4 All tourny, she just got let go of her contract. So nice knowing you Robbyn, and here’s hoping when you come back, you’ll be a better competitor.
Wow, way to kick them when they’re down. Oh, and I really prefer it when people don’t pick Charity, or the Lovehearts. That’s like joking about airplane food, or shitting on Scrappy Doo. Be original, people!
- Gia Van Zant (Welcome to FFW, Gia! Here’s your warmup ma... oh.)
- Sarah Richardson (Out of the Chase for the Crown. And Amaro, Kain, and Foxworthy’s mammary glands are thankful every morning from here on out.)
Douchebag Of The Week- Kitty Stryfe
I am actually going to change this name to ‘Coward of the week’ for the sake of my choice. For someone who felt so passionate that I don’t deserve to be FFW Champion, she’s had three weeks to do something about it and she’s done nothing but cry and bitch on twitter about it instead of actually, you know competing to get warmed up for our upcoming title match. Say what you want about me, but when I was preparing for MY shot, I was actually competing in matches against the likes of Stacey Mackenzie and she’s done nothing of the sort. She’s sat on her pathetic little ass at home and has threatened to kill Jenny instead of worrying about me. That’s how you lost your title in the first place, Kitty by not taking me seriously, and that’s how you are going to fail in taking it back. Be prepared, in three nights, I rid you of my sight once and for all.
Personally, I think Kitty and Machine/Jenny need to talk their difference out. Give her a call, Kitty! I looked up her number in the FFW database- 867-5309.
- Starla McCloud/Alex Adonis/Casey Atherton (First of all, Starla and Casey are hot as hell, and I’d do either of them in a second. I’d do both of them. Human centipede style if they wanted it. But come on. Starla wins the dirtiest match of the year (if Jo actually had relevance in her own matches, she might make this list too!), Alex and Casey are in some fire/hire drama bit. Seriously people. If you three are going to screw each other on a weekly basis, at least do it with the female’s clothes off!0
- Alyssa Foxworthy (Do not make Eileen Amaro angry. You will not like Eileen Amaro when she’s angry.)
SOUND OFF!
Bringing it back this week to close the X. This week’s question: Imagine you have a Pick Your Poison pick. Who would you use it on? If not an FFW wrestler, who would you have your favorite Femme Fatale face?
These answers are so juicy, I should make Tropicana the sponsor!
I would pick Colleen. In a hardcore match. The loudmouth bitch needs shutting up. - Isabella Pazzini (@MrsShowtime_IP)
Pick my poison: I would choose Crystal Hilton (so I could slap some respect into her).- Kaitlynn Stryfe (@KaitlynnStryfe)
Eileen Amaro against Scarlett Kincaid. I may not be a fan of high-fliers much but would this be something to witness in terms of pure speed. Leander Apollo (@LeoTheRedComet) [FFW Announcer, apparent Colleen boyfriend, and R.E.M hater.]
Either Scarlett Kincaid or Eileen Amaro. I think either one would be a fantastic, cleanly fought match. Those are too rare these days- Wendy Briese (@WendyBriese)
I would have Wendy Briese face Colleen in a loser leaves FFW match. I have much faith in your client, Dan. - Wolf Ramsey (@RamseyTalent) [Manager of Cara Stone. Wants to kill me and take Wendy for a client. Probably capable of doing so.]
not on the roster but pyp would still be Scarlett Kincaid... have you seen that girl wrestle? best there is... and awesome competition- Robbyn Helmsley (@RobbynMHelmsley) [Former FFW wrestler, and apparent master of the shift key]
you don't know me... but favorite Femme Fatale face would have to be Wendy Briese cause she's just that good- Drew Addison (@DrewAddison) [He’s right. I don’t have a fucking clue who he is. Although he can’t be too bright considering he completely misunderstood the question]
My favorite Femme Fatale? Wendy would face Scarlett Kincaid! - Adam (@FFW_HQ) [Snarky webmaster dude]
I would face Scarlett Kincaid, because she is the sauce of awesome. (Obviously when she gets better though.) - Cara Stone (@BananasandMayo) [Note: She shares this account with her tag partner, Anders Stark]
Kitty Stryfe. We have a long history and it always makes for a good match when we go toe to toe. She's one of the few women I respect.- Shane Sanders (@Dixie_muse)
I'd face Kelly =) I wouldn't dare say why though...- Carter Montgomery (@AlaskanBoi) [Friend of Robbyn Helmsley. Ignorant twat. And now, apparent pervert]
Alright kids, that’ll do it for tonight! See you in a couple of weeks for a new batch of rankings, and all the other goodies that make the Power X so amazing!
Until then... POLLA OUT!
Daniel Pollaski is an freelance wrestling columnist, SVW wrestler, and the manager of Wendy Briese. He would also like to congratulate Nikii Spainhower on her new employment! Don’t hate! There’s no possible way she could be worse than Alvin Shepherd!
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