Lot's of memes this week. Memes in promos. Hayley Dark contributes. Infographics, and endorsements!
So yeah. Jenny vs. Eileen happened. It was awesome. Like, match of the month easily awesome. Made even more so because both girls broke out the graphics enhancement software in the leadup. Jenny kicked things off with...
But then Eileen just turned around and went full Haddaway.
It takes some serious cajones to go full Haddaway, and that is why this is easily our MEME OF THE WEEK. Sadly, graphical prowess doesn't equal wins, and Eileen succumbed to Jenny, which was a miracle, because I've heard it's really hard to wrestle after bringing the house down.
Suppose that means Big Match Jenny showed up yet again, right? Alfred Schneider of Meade, Oklahoma sure thinks so, as he's busted out a helpful side by side comparison so you can tell the difference.
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Moving on.
Our new Future Shock Champions have a new endorsement deal, courtesy of Rosicler Beltran from Tijuana, Mexico.
Hunh. Looks like they'll be printing them on the old leftover boxes from the New England Patriots Spygate scandal.
Which doesn't even come close to the atrocities performed by Meteora and Stardust last Friday night. Nonetheless, fuck you, Bill Bellicheck. You ruin everything.
And congrats to the Rudos on their win. Shameful though it may be. And to Witches Brew, the valiant losers who will also be getting a title shot out of this bullshit. Everyone's happy, right?
Well, not everyone. Definitely not Sophie Bexter from Ellis, Kansas, who apparently did some MythBusting in the wake of Velocity, and came up with this spiffy little infographic.
And really, what else needs to be said?
Finally, Hayley Dark seems to have two goals this week. 1. Defend the tag titles against Anger Management. 2. Keep her streak of April Evans related memes going. Boing Machine? More like MEME MACHINE!
Ahem. Miss Dark?
Rumor has it, both involve Tiger Blood.
NEXT WEEK: TAG TITLES! Winner gets shinies, loser gets abject humiliation! Kate Steele finally turns into Voldemort! Gigante goes Ultraviolent on Becky Valentine!! The Revenge of Neon! HOLY MOTHERFUCK MICHELLE TAYLOR IS BACK!
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