Always fun come to Philadelphia and have a show with the most uncouth, raucous crowd in the world. After talking with security tonight, I've found we've had a record 117 people ejected from the building for various offenses ranging from assault right down to public urination off the balcony (And bravo on the distance, ma'am.) Still well below the average of your standard Eagles game, though. We've got some work to do, Broad Street!
Anyways, Show Rankings.
1. HAYLEY DARK- A strong retention for Bounce & Pounce, and a vicious streak from Hayley we hadn't seen since she splattered Belladonna all over the ring.
2. EMMA MACNAMARA- There might not be a thing scarier in this company than Emma Mac when she has a vendetta. And Kate's pissed her off to the point where I'm pretty sure she's got a vendetta.
3. IGNIS- Not all that sure she was comfortable with Hayley's actions during the match, but Iggy certainly played her part. That double team to finish things off was incredible.
4. GIGANTE- Gia's heading to the biggest show of the year, and has a chance to win a title there. What a fantastic bounceback for a woman coming off a disappointing bullshit loss.
5. PENNY BUCHANAN- Five match winning streak snaps as an admirable effort comes up just short for AM. Luckily, she's still got a few eggs in her basket, and is looking to make breakfast at Unstoppable.
6. JESSIKA HEXSTAR- Considering Jessika's previous efforts have involved the UN declaring War Crimes tribunals, her pulling the tights on Nicole Whitmore seems a bit tame.
7. APRIL EVANS- Think her parents in the front row managed to catch any of the teeth that were knocked out by that vicious Tornado DDT to the Knee combo?
8. KATE STEELE- It's never fun when you run into the human buzzsaw that is a pissed off Emma MacNamara. Kate didn't have much fun in Philly.
9. JO MCFARLANE- Three in a row for JoJo, who's heating up after being cold for nearly two years now. If she wins that triple threat at Unstoppable (and I'd say she's favored to), she'll likely be right in TV title contention.
10. NICOLE WHITMORE- Tough break for Nic, who put up a fantastic effort, before being cut down at the last second thanks to Hexstar's cheating.
11. SOPHIA BLACK- We've seen Sophia's nasty side before (remember when she ended poor Gretchen Sander's career?), but she's never sustained it for this long. That's a scary thought how focused she is.
12. NEON- Neon's going to be great, I have no doubt about that. But damn, if anyone knows a more snake bitten FFW debut, I'd love to hear it. Losing to Sophia Black by DISQUALIFICATION has to count for something, though (Even if you can heap the credit/blame squarely on Jo's shoulders)
13. LAURA STEELE- That was actually better than I thought it was going to be. Still, its never really a good thing when my primary thought during the entire match is "What in the HELL is she doing?" Focus, Laura. Focus.
14. REBBECCA VALENTINE- Ugh. Sloppy and disjointed effort by Valentine in a match for a title shot. She needs to get her head on straight, because right now she's just wasting her time. And ours.
Sunday, June 30, 2013
Tuesday, June 25, 2013
MEME MONDAYS- 6.24.13
Tuesday! That means we're getting closer!
Lot's of memes this week. Memes in promos. Hayley Dark contributes. Infographics, and endorsements!
So yeah. Jenny vs. Eileen happened. It was awesome. Like, match of the month easily awesome. Made even more so because both girls broke out the graphics enhancement software in the leadup. Jenny kicked things off with...
But then Eileen just turned around and went full Haddaway.
It takes some serious cajones to go full Haddaway, and that is why this is easily our MEME OF THE WEEK. Sadly, graphical prowess doesn't equal wins, and Eileen succumbed to Jenny, which was a miracle, because I've heard it's really hard to wrestle after bringing the house down.
Suppose that means Big Match Jenny showed up yet again, right? Alfred Schneider of Meade, Oklahoma sure thinks so, as he's busted out a helpful side by side comparison so you can tell the difference.
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Moving on.
Our new Future Shock Champions have a new endorsement deal, courtesy of Rosicler Beltran from Tijuana, Mexico.
Hunh. Looks like they'll be printing them on the old leftover boxes from the New England Patriots Spygate scandal.
Which doesn't even come close to the atrocities performed by Meteora and Stardust last Friday night. Nonetheless, fuck you, Bill Bellicheck. You ruin everything.
And congrats to the Rudos on their win. Shameful though it may be. And to Witches Brew, the valiant losers who will also be getting a title shot out of this bullshit. Everyone's happy, right?
Well, not everyone. Definitely not Sophie Bexter from Ellis, Kansas, who apparently did some MythBusting in the wake of Velocity, and came up with this spiffy little infographic.
And really, what else needs to be said?
Finally, Hayley Dark seems to have two goals this week. 1. Defend the tag titles against Anger Management. 2. Keep her streak of April Evans related memes going. Boing Machine? More like MEME MACHINE!
Ahem. Miss Dark?
Rumor has it, both involve Tiger Blood.
NEXT WEEK: TAG TITLES! Winner gets shinies, loser gets abject humiliation! Kate Steele finally turns into Voldemort! Gigante goes Ultraviolent on Becky Valentine!! The Revenge of Neon! HOLY MOTHERFUCK MICHELLE TAYLOR IS BACK!
Friday, June 21, 2013
SHOW RANKINGS- Velocity 6.20.13
Apparently there was a basketball game on last night that no one watched, because everyone was watching the hottest bi-weekly show in professional wrestling today (arguably... there is Breaking Point, after all). Should I do some fall out rankings then?
I should do fall out rankings.
1. JENNIFER WILLIAMS- What was once a clash of the champions turned into a bonafide audition for Jenny in the Evolution Division, and the girl delivered big, stunning Amaro for what will rank up there as one of her biggest ever wins. Nice bounceback, Williams.
2. KELLY MCGUFFIN- Not to be outdone by her rival (even though she was), Kelly busted out a strong win over a surprisingly resilient Allison Williams. And adding insult to injury with the LCA at the end was a nice dab of frosting on the cake.
3. EILEEN AMARO- Even though she just had a five match winning streak snapped, Eileen deserves some serious credit for not backing down, and taking on all comers, unlike the previous champion. Being nipped off at the bud by Jenny will be a blow to the pride, but she's ultimately still has everything going for her.
4. KATHERINE STRYFE- Kat didn't let her return to the ring after Relentless go to waste, picking up a solid win over Shane Sanders and using the opportunity to preach to us all about FFW's booking practices.
5. KARA HARRINGTON- Ah, Kara, you vicious vicious little bitch. Virtue Vicing's one thing, but not letting go? That's just uncalled for. It'll be interesting if Harrington earns a UV title shot while her sister in arms is still the champion.
6. ALLISON WILLIAMS- Yes, Allison NotADeas actually pulled off a shockingly strong effort, giving Kelly McGuffin all she could handle before eventually going down. Could the cheerleader truly be turning the corner?
7. JO MCFARLANE- Believe it or not, Jo HAS won back to back matches before, the last time on December 14 and January 10... against Tristi Taylor and Shelbi Lynn Carter.... I'm guessing that Neon and Mika are a far better haul for the redhead.
8. ARIANNA MANNING- Wait...when did Pinky stop being so stinky? Beating her tag partner in the long awaited showdown sheds total new light on how the Pink Inc dynamic worked.
9. ALYSSON GARDNER- Wanted to rock Kara's world, but she got rocked herself. At least that's what her vision swimming back in forth in front of her before she passes out could be interpreted as.
10. MIKALEA DEMIDOV- Undisputed! Undefeated! UNDONE!
11. DESIRAE KAIN- I'm almost wondering if Desi hasn't mentally given up, now that her winless streak's hit fourteen matches. Yes, Sophie moved Arianna out of the way, but it was fairly well telegraphed, and Desi still tried to force it. She really has to get her head on straight.
12. SHANE SANDERS- This was Shane's biggest chance to prove that she had returned to main event form, but she forgot to show up, and instead ate Kat Stryfe's boot.
I should do fall out rankings.
1. JENNIFER WILLIAMS- What was once a clash of the champions turned into a bonafide audition for Jenny in the Evolution Division, and the girl delivered big, stunning Amaro for what will rank up there as one of her biggest ever wins. Nice bounceback, Williams.
2. KELLY MCGUFFIN- Not to be outdone by her rival (even though she was), Kelly busted out a strong win over a surprisingly resilient Allison Williams. And adding insult to injury with the LCA at the end was a nice dab of frosting on the cake.
3. EILEEN AMARO- Even though she just had a five match winning streak snapped, Eileen deserves some serious credit for not backing down, and taking on all comers, unlike the previous champion. Being nipped off at the bud by Jenny will be a blow to the pride, but she's ultimately still has everything going for her.
4. KATHERINE STRYFE- Kat didn't let her return to the ring after Relentless go to waste, picking up a solid win over Shane Sanders and using the opportunity to preach to us all about FFW's booking practices.
5. KARA HARRINGTON- Ah, Kara, you vicious vicious little bitch. Virtue Vicing's one thing, but not letting go? That's just uncalled for. It'll be interesting if Harrington earns a UV title shot while her sister in arms is still the champion.
6. ALLISON WILLIAMS- Yes, Allison NotADeas actually pulled off a shockingly strong effort, giving Kelly McGuffin all she could handle before eventually going down. Could the cheerleader truly be turning the corner?
7. JO MCFARLANE- Believe it or not, Jo HAS won back to back matches before, the last time on December 14 and January 10... against Tristi Taylor and Shelbi Lynn Carter.... I'm guessing that Neon and Mika are a far better haul for the redhead.
8. ARIANNA MANNING- Wait...when did Pinky stop being so stinky? Beating her tag partner in the long awaited showdown sheds total new light on how the Pink Inc dynamic worked.
9. ALYSSON GARDNER- Wanted to rock Kara's world, but she got rocked herself. At least that's what her vision swimming back in forth in front of her before she passes out could be interpreted as.
10. MIKALEA DEMIDOV- Undisputed! Undefeated! UNDONE!
11. DESIRAE KAIN- I'm almost wondering if Desi hasn't mentally given up, now that her winless streak's hit fourteen matches. Yes, Sophie moved Arianna out of the way, but it was fairly well telegraphed, and Desi still tried to force it. She really has to get her head on straight.
12. SHANE SANDERS- This was Shane's biggest chance to prove that she had returned to main event form, but she forgot to show up, and instead ate Kat Stryfe's boot.
Wednesday, June 19, 2013
MEME MONDAYS!
Now on Wednesday! We're getting closer!
This is, of course, the post dedicated to the best FFW memes from around the interwebz, compiled (and sometimes created) by yours truly.
Hayley Dark's been a busy busy girl.
Yeah, where's the inspiration for all of us fat UGLY people out there?
Oh wait. That's me. ENJOY! ^_^
Hayley continues...
So is that what Wreckx-N-Effect was talking about?
Y'know..
Hayley doesn't spare April's tag partner either...
Alright, enough of that. There's 67 women in FFW. We can't spend all of our time on a rookie who's yet to win even one match in singles competition while on the active roster. So let's move on, and up.
Which brings us to... OUR MEME OF THE WEEK!
This one comes in from Bill Halley, from Comet, Queensland down in Australia. He settles the old debate.
Game set, match, Atherton?
We'll know after Unstoppable!
See you guys next week for another round of fresh, hot memes (perhaps even on a Monday this time!)
This is, of course, the post dedicated to the best FFW memes from around the interwebz, compiled (and sometimes created) by yours truly.
Hayley Dark's been a busy busy girl.
Yeah, where's the inspiration for all of us fat UGLY people out there?
Oh wait. That's me. ENJOY! ^_^
Hayley continues...
So is that what Wreckx-N-Effect was talking about?
Y'know..
Hayley doesn't spare April's tag partner either...
Alright, enough of that. There's 67 women in FFW. We can't spend all of our time on a rookie who's yet to win even one match in singles competition while on the active roster. So let's move on, and up.
Which brings us to... OUR MEME OF THE WEEK!
This one comes in from Bill Halley, from Comet, Queensland down in Australia. He settles the old debate.
Game set, match, Atherton?
We'll know after Unstoppable!
See you guys next week for another round of fresh, hot memes (perhaps even on a Monday this time!)
Sunday, June 16, 2013
SHOW RANKINGS- Breaking Point 6-16-13
All kinds of awesomeness went down on Saturday, what with the US Open in high gear, the Stanley Cup Finals Game 2, UFC, NASCAR at Michigan. Did any of them compare to the absolute wet and wild Breaking Point we just witnessed? You bet your ass they didnt!
But who can compare to our brand spankin' new TV Champion?
1. LIGHTNING- Sparky (re)joins her sisters in holding some FFW gold after a phenomenal clinic of a match with J-Will, winning the TV Title back from the exact same woman who took it from her back in January.
2. ISABELLA PAZZINI- If that's Bella's last televised match, she went out doing it the Bella way. Entertaining, bloody, and dirty as fuck.
3. CASEY ATHERTON- Believe it or not, Casey's now on a five match winning streak in singles competition. Not bad for a woman once viewed to be a tag-specialist.
4. SERAFINA REYNOLDS- I'd say she never had a chance after Isabella cracked her head open at the get-go, but she actually still managed to have quite a good chance, which speaks volumes to her tenacity.
5. JENNIFER WILLIAMS- Respectable ending to a more than respectable title reign in the TV Division. Rumor has it she won't be cashing in the rematch clause.
6. JO MCFARLANE- Walked out into an absolutely no win situation- could you imagine if she had lost to a newb who had just gotten the stuffing knocked out of her? Still, Jo made the best of it, and picked up a solid win.
7. ALYSSON GARDNER- Aly's damn lucky that Sophia has zero self-control, because Black was well on her way to a second consecutive upset victory until she was disqualified.
8. JODIE GRAY- A certainly respectable performance by Jodie, who bounced back from a rough couple of matches with a solid win over Candi. That claw is just brutal.
9. SOPHIA BLACK- Well, you gotta hand it to Sophia- that was one of the best televised meltdowns I've ever seen this side of the bad girl's club. Sophia would fit right in there, come to think of it.
10. NEON- Her debut was memorable, but for hardly any of the reasons she'd hoped it would be. Still, absolute gutsy performance by a girl who has a bright future in this company.
11. HANNA ELLIOT- A much stronger performance than we saw against Casey back in November, but still you can see there's a decisive gap between the champion of the Future Shock division and Elliot. Which is why it's never a good idea to go around begging for undeserved title shots.
12. CANDI- She's getting closer to putting together that complete match that will launch her career to better positions. But just a note- a good way for that NOT to happen is to open challenge the Power Trip. Jodie's the weakest member, so it's horrifying to think what Isabella, Emma, Tara, Starla, or Lightning would do to her. And exponentially if you consider she just asked for a handicapped match. No, Candi! Just... no.
But who can compare to our brand spankin' new TV Champion?
1. LIGHTNING- Sparky (re)joins her sisters in holding some FFW gold after a phenomenal clinic of a match with J-Will, winning the TV Title back from the exact same woman who took it from her back in January.
2. ISABELLA PAZZINI- If that's Bella's last televised match, she went out doing it the Bella way. Entertaining, bloody, and dirty as fuck.
3. CASEY ATHERTON- Believe it or not, Casey's now on a five match winning streak in singles competition. Not bad for a woman once viewed to be a tag-specialist.
4. SERAFINA REYNOLDS- I'd say she never had a chance after Isabella cracked her head open at the get-go, but she actually still managed to have quite a good chance, which speaks volumes to her tenacity.
5. JENNIFER WILLIAMS- Respectable ending to a more than respectable title reign in the TV Division. Rumor has it she won't be cashing in the rematch clause.
6. JO MCFARLANE- Walked out into an absolutely no win situation- could you imagine if she had lost to a newb who had just gotten the stuffing knocked out of her? Still, Jo made the best of it, and picked up a solid win.
7. ALYSSON GARDNER- Aly's damn lucky that Sophia has zero self-control, because Black was well on her way to a second consecutive upset victory until she was disqualified.
8. JODIE GRAY- A certainly respectable performance by Jodie, who bounced back from a rough couple of matches with a solid win over Candi. That claw is just brutal.
9. SOPHIA BLACK- Well, you gotta hand it to Sophia- that was one of the best televised meltdowns I've ever seen this side of the bad girl's club. Sophia would fit right in there, come to think of it.
10. NEON- Her debut was memorable, but for hardly any of the reasons she'd hoped it would be. Still, absolute gutsy performance by a girl who has a bright future in this company.
11. HANNA ELLIOT- A much stronger performance than we saw against Casey back in November, but still you can see there's a decisive gap between the champion of the Future Shock division and Elliot. Which is why it's never a good idea to go around begging for undeserved title shots.
12. CANDI- She's getting closer to putting together that complete match that will launch her career to better positions. But just a note- a good way for that NOT to happen is to open challenge the Power Trip. Jodie's the weakest member, so it's horrifying to think what Isabella, Emma, Tara, Starla, or Lightning would do to her. And exponentially if you consider she just asked for a handicapped match. No, Candi! Just... no.
Thursday, June 13, 2013
MEME MONDAYS- June 10, 2013
Welcome to the debut edition of the Power X's newest feature- MEME MONDAYS!
Yeah, yeah. I know its Thursday. We ran a little late this week. But the alliteration still works. This is where we give you the best FFW memes found on the internet, sent in by our fans themselves!
Anyways, our first meme this week is sent in by young Davey Radonovich from Kokomo, Indiana, who has a Disney-style take on one of the matches of the last Velocity.
Wow. That's scary. Someone's an Easter fan? Or maybe just tired of April Evans becoming an absolute bitch? I mean she did just insult Misty Whitmore and Kate Steele with that comment. Speaking of Kate Steele, here's one I made meself about the secret to Frosted Steele's success, proving yet again that my wit is far superior to my photoshop skillz.
And, that brings us to our meme of the week for this week, submitted by none other than FFW and SVW's own Hayley Dark!
Got a meme you want to use? Either PM it to Pollaski on the FFW internal message service, DM it to me on twitter at @Pollaskinator, or e-mail it to me at Pollaski@gmail.com. And who knows/ Next week, YOU could be getting your meme posted for the world to see! And win a prize too, like the sparkling copy of the Relentless DVD that Davey will be getting.
See you next monday!
Yeah, yeah. I know its Thursday. We ran a little late this week. But the alliteration still works. This is where we give you the best FFW memes found on the internet, sent in by our fans themselves!
Anyways, our first meme this week is sent in by young Davey Radonovich from Kokomo, Indiana, who has a Disney-style take on one of the matches of the last Velocity.
Wow. That's scary. Someone's an Easter fan? Or maybe just tired of April Evans becoming an absolute bitch? I mean she did just insult Misty Whitmore and Kate Steele with that comment. Speaking of Kate Steele, here's one I made meself about the secret to Frosted Steele's success, proving yet again that my wit is far superior to my photoshop skillz.
And, that brings us to our meme of the week for this week, submitted by none other than FFW and SVW's own Hayley Dark!
Got a meme you want to use? Either PM it to Pollaski on the FFW internal message service, DM it to me on twitter at @Pollaskinator, or e-mail it to me at Pollaski@gmail.com. And who knows/ Next week, YOU could be getting your meme posted for the world to see! And win a prize too, like the sparkling copy of the Relentless DVD that Davey will be getting.
See you next monday!
Friday, June 7, 2013
SHOW RANKINGS- Velocity 6-6-13
The fallout show from Relentless certainly didn't disappoint, with a debut, a FFW Title shot, three rematches, and a bonafide clusterfuck that we're still trying to sort out. So, how did the ladies pan out from the Anniversary Show?
1. VALERIE LAMB- The FFW Champion won't be making history for the shortest reign, and has extended her unbeaten streak to an impressive six matches.
2. AIMEE EASTER- The Poet is now 7-0, and looked even more dominant the second time against April. That briefcase shot was just insult to injury.
3. PENNY BUCHANAN- She's won five in a row now, the last two coming all by her lonesome. Unity titles aside, the Pain Train should be in contention for a singles belt soon enough.
4. JENNIFER WILLIAMS- Tough to seperate all the women in the six femme, since it had a pretty non-decisive ending. But Jenny did have the presence of mind to roll in before the ten count and clinch the win.
5. EMMA MACNAMARA- After getting nearly a month to think about her UV loss, Emma bounced back with a complete asskicking- both physical and verbal- of Rebbecca Valentine.
6. WENDY BRIESE- Got a bit hung out to dry there when both of her partners cared more about the return of the TV title than what was going on in the ring, but she pulled through it to go to 4-0 on her return.
7. SCARLETT KINCAID- The rivalry between her and Hilton has ballooned up rather rapidly. It's clear neither of these girls like each other.
8. CRYSTAL HILTON- Looked solid, but didn't exactly pick up a blueprint on how to win a tag match against Fight or Flight.
9. DESIRAE KAIN- That's definitely more like the Desi we've been hoping to see since she won Future Shock again. Now for her to do it in a match that's NOT for the title.
10. STARLA MCCLOUD- Interesting to note that the #1 Contender for the FFW Title is now on a five match losing streak, none of them really being black marks against her. Starla's been snake bitten, and hopes to get some voodoo back by Unstoppable.
11. KELLY MCGUFFIN- If Kelly couldn't accurately gauge a three count, is it any surprise to anyone that she couldn't adhere to a ten count either?
12. KATH-LYN STEELE- It's not Kate anymore, right? Anyways, tough time against a red-hot Pain Train. Kate needs to learn how to focus herself. Believe me, I know how difficult it is to be a manager and wrestler simultaneously.
13. DESTINY CAMPBELL- SHort, yet effective debut win over the struggling Candi. Still not entirely sure what to make of the new girl.
14. APRIL EVANS- Well, if THAT'S how she's gonna wrestle, she should be GLAD it's not in front of her parents. Just because they're in a submission hold doesn't mean they're defenseless!
15. REBBECCA VALENTINE- Emma's just too strong, too fast, and too experienced for the part-timer. A classic case of 'be careful what you wish for
16. CANDI- Poor Candi just can't catch a break, dropping eight of her last nine matches. Being blindsided by Destiny didn't help matters. If she could just find some FOCUS, she'd be far more effective.
1. VALERIE LAMB- The FFW Champion won't be making history for the shortest reign, and has extended her unbeaten streak to an impressive six matches.
2. AIMEE EASTER- The Poet is now 7-0, and looked even more dominant the second time against April. That briefcase shot was just insult to injury.
3. PENNY BUCHANAN- She's won five in a row now, the last two coming all by her lonesome. Unity titles aside, the Pain Train should be in contention for a singles belt soon enough.
4. JENNIFER WILLIAMS- Tough to seperate all the women in the six femme, since it had a pretty non-decisive ending. But Jenny did have the presence of mind to roll in before the ten count and clinch the win.
5. EMMA MACNAMARA- After getting nearly a month to think about her UV loss, Emma bounced back with a complete asskicking- both physical and verbal- of Rebbecca Valentine.
6. WENDY BRIESE- Got a bit hung out to dry there when both of her partners cared more about the return of the TV title than what was going on in the ring, but she pulled through it to go to 4-0 on her return.
7. SCARLETT KINCAID- The rivalry between her and Hilton has ballooned up rather rapidly. It's clear neither of these girls like each other.
8. CRYSTAL HILTON- Looked solid, but didn't exactly pick up a blueprint on how to win a tag match against Fight or Flight.
9. DESIRAE KAIN- That's definitely more like the Desi we've been hoping to see since she won Future Shock again. Now for her to do it in a match that's NOT for the title.
10. STARLA MCCLOUD- Interesting to note that the #1 Contender for the FFW Title is now on a five match losing streak, none of them really being black marks against her. Starla's been snake bitten, and hopes to get some voodoo back by Unstoppable.
11. KELLY MCGUFFIN- If Kelly couldn't accurately gauge a three count, is it any surprise to anyone that she couldn't adhere to a ten count either?
12. KATH-LYN STEELE- It's not Kate anymore, right? Anyways, tough time against a red-hot Pain Train. Kate needs to learn how to focus herself. Believe me, I know how difficult it is to be a manager and wrestler simultaneously.
13. DESTINY CAMPBELL- SHort, yet effective debut win over the struggling Candi. Still not entirely sure what to make of the new girl.
14. APRIL EVANS- Well, if THAT'S how she's gonna wrestle, she should be GLAD it's not in front of her parents. Just because they're in a submission hold doesn't mean they're defenseless!
15. REBBECCA VALENTINE- Emma's just too strong, too fast, and too experienced for the part-timer. A classic case of 'be careful what you wish for
16. CANDI- Poor Candi just can't catch a break, dropping eight of her last nine matches. Being blindsided by Destiny didn't help matters. If she could just find some FOCUS, she'd be far more effective.
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